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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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Don’t Forget To Eat And Get A Seat!

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

At Midnight Breakfast and Orgo Night, respectively! Despite some date-drama, the pre-finals breakfast will in fact be held tonight, as per tradition. Head over to LeFrak for a superhero-themed meal at 11 pm if you’re a Barnard senior, 11:30 if you’re a Barnard non-senior, and 12 if you’re a pleb. Also tonight: grab a seat […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television: Semester I

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 17 Comments

As we all rigorously master the Western canon of visual art, music, literature, and philosophy, we soon realize that there is surely one discipline missing from this list, one that we are perhaps best at studying for: television. But, because Bwog has a shorter attention span and more of a penchant for solipsism than that […]

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A Night In The Life: First-Year At Senior Night Edition

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a night in the life
and what a life it is
beginner's mind
bernheim and schwartz more like bore-heim and snore-tz
fake confiscation
feeling the bern
getting free bottle openers during NSOP
hit up bernschwa after u go to 1020's bday today....or after
senior night
senior privilege
You Are Here

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Back Of The Envelope: How Many People Can Fit On The Block Of Cement Outside Butler?

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back of the envelope
best sunbathing spot on campus
CC is just as desperate as SEAS
henry moore did great on our housing livebwog
math
Reclining Figure
when u walk out of butler at 5 am and all u see is that ugly base and eventually that statue--will it be satisfying or melancholic?

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Barnard 2016 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees Announced

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barnard pbk
class of 2016
congrats barnard bears!
pbk
pbk 2016
phi beta kappa

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GSSC Ends The Year With Puppy Pictures And Constitutional Amendments

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bwog puppy review
does it hurt to be told ur position is superfluous
gssc
honestly this was the sweetest thing we've seen at this school
last meeting of the year
missing u already
nomorekale
snack attacks await us
the milkshakes bring all the mentors to the bar

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1020 Can Finally Buy Itself A Drink

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1020
boringside heights
drink specials
fakes r bad
our lottery number was almost 1020 but it wasn't what a story
psa
tfw the world collapses around u into a single point of singularity and you have nothing to hold
trashy and trashed
we know everyone who is going is of legal age to drink
we're going to start our lithum paper and work deep into the night as you debauch yourselves

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Bwoglines: Beckys Of The World Edition

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are chris christie's moves better than drake's?
becky
Beyoncé
bwog is always the sidechick
bwoglines
lemonade
performance art
when does listening to "hold up" on repeat constitute a disorder
wish us luck on our chem midterm 2day

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Orgo Night Posters Have Landed

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'equality for women'
cumb
neverforget
orgo night
orgo night spring 2016
petition to make orgo night the next ham4ham?
trump did 711
we wanna be in the room where it happens
why only four posters this year? step up your game cumb

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In Defense Of The Butler Brusher

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butler
Butler is still a better dining hall than John Jay
butler is still a better dorm than Furnald
butler toothbrusher
I wish my roommate would live in butler and do his stuff there
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In Defense Of
okay but there are some people who literally live in butler
we're all the butler toothbrusher at our cores
we've spent a lot of time in butler and only saw this once

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