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Lightness of Loads: Columbia University

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 18 Comments

Our faithful friends at Red Bull have created a “Strength of Schedule” contest to find the Columbia student with the busiest schedule. But since we at Bwog know that all Columbians are truly just slackers at heart, we invite you to participate in our version: the Lightness of Load competition. Do YOU think you have […]

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Sign Of The Times

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 2 Comments

We have to admit, we thought the following sign was a lark—until we located its very real course listing: To its credit, said course listing (“IGNORANCE: What we don’t know. Seniors only; must have completed CORE science requirements.”) does pose a bevy of uncertainties. For one, shouldn’t this information be part of the midterm?

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Googlying: The New Coning?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 11 Comments

After yesterday’s discovery of Brogan’s new security system, a tipster revealed that this is a spreading epidemic, as evidenced here on College Walk. Be on the lookout for more appearances as Bwog will continue to investigate this symbol of the American Dream. Beware: the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg are ever watchful, especially while you’re […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/26

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 0 Comments

Make a feast for the Chinese New Year, Superbowl, and Valentine’s Day (sorry to bring it up…) at the Greenmarket, set up every Thursday and Sunday from 114th-116-th on Broadway. Look out for these highlights. Xin Nián Kuài Lè! Check out the info table from 12-1 for an interactive and delivious Chinese hot pot cooking demo […]

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Bwoglines: Hitting the Fan Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 8 Comments

The Columbia Republicans are considering bringing Minuteman founder Jim Gilchrist back to campus to promote free speech. We can’t help but wonder if they learned nothing from last time he was here. Well, it has been a while since we had a nationally-covered protest in this city… (Spec) Oh wait except for that whole Occupy Wall […]

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JJ’s Smoothies Are A Mouthful

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 6 Comments

Thinking of hitting JJ’s tonight? Bwog’s Head Beverage Inspector Bijan Samareh warns you of the social dangers of late-night smoothie-savoring. JJ’s Place has its merits. First and foremost, it’s the only campus dining location where you can witness the Dionysian abandon of that vegan on your floor who only eats hummus and celery and air drunkenly […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 1 Comments

Classes just started, assignments can wait, and midterms merely hover in the distance like a deathly faraway land. Helping you eschew menial amounts of reading that you weren’t going to do anyway is 2012’s first installment of Where Art Thou, a collection of fantastic arts events both on and off campus. If you would like to see […]

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2016 Posts Regrettable Things on Facebook, Again

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 53 Comments

Last semester, after Early Decision results went out, we checked in on the Class of 2016’s Facebook page. We expected to be, uh, entertained; we were not disappointed. So last week, when Regular Decision stats were announced, we thought maybe that the 2016 Facebook’s page had had time to ferment. Again, we expected something to chuckle at. Indeed, […]

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Columbia Makes Large-Scale Additions To Campus Surveillance

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 8 Comments

Just moments ago, a tipster divulged that Public Safety has taken covert and highly controversial new surveillance measures. Implanted on the heavily-trafficked inner doors to what our tipster reveals is called “Brogan” (Broadway/Hogan), this new security system monitors all potentially dangerously displays of bro-ing out. These include, but are not limited to, smuggling 30-racks of […]

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Boringside Heights: Consumerism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 10 Comments

The holiday season has hit your wallet hard, and now the bills are coming in. Think you can cut down on your spending? Not with everything Morningside Heights has to offer…

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Being An Alum Has Benefits…

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 11 Comments

However, immunity from gratuitous administrator emails is not one of them. Want a sneak peak at your future inbox? Want to see if you’ll be among the select few special enough to be used by Deantini to brag about the College? Oh, and Dean, it’s “Roar, Lion, Roar!”

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Bwoglines: Conflict and Contention Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 0 Comments

Last night the POTUS took some time out of his day of slaying pirates to give the SOTU. Quick on the rebuttal were Republican candidates Rick Santorum and Gov. Buddy Roemer, who jumped on the live-tweeting bandwagon. (Reuters, Twitter) Getting into his own debates was Columbia’s own adjunct professor Ian Bremmer, who challenged Harvard’s Associate […]

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A School By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

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announcement
columbia grad schools
columbia grad students
maybe 'continuing education' sounded too lower-class for the columbia administration
of course joke's on them because 'ps' can also stand for 'proletariat studies'
prezbo drops a bomb
sce sps cps spc esp it's all just random configurations of letters
school of continuing education
what's in a name?

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Update On 2015 COÖP Crisis

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breaking
coop
war on fun

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#TBT To When The Barnard Bears Played Against Riker’s Island Prisoners

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#tbt
barnard bears played honorably with brains and hearts as only the best of bears could
bonding through basketball
the real question is: how many students actually went to riker's island to watch that game?
what were the stands like? was there cheering? was there even ... school spirit for a sports team?

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A Bucket List For All The Time You Won’t Spend On Homework This Weekend

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"quadcopters will be provided"
bucket list
free food is happening this weekend and lots of it
if you usually don't get out much this is the weekend to get out
if you usually get out too much this is still the weekend to get out
it takes skill intelligence and constant vigilance to track free food on campus
the bwog free food tracking algorithm has been developed over long years

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Bwoglines: Tragedies Of Humanity Edition

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bwoglines
get your shit together columbia
get your shit together republican presidential candidates
get your shit together universe
get your shit together weather
nothing like the discovery of billion-year-old stars to give you an existential crisis on a thursday morning
when will it be winter in nyc? when will it finally be coat and scarf season? bwog demands answers

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This (Autumn) Too Shall Pass

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autumn
leaf
leaf city
Lost quotes
melancholy poems
St. Paul's is actually the best
still salty about Lost's ending
the kids will never leave our campus
we love quotes here at bwog

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PSA: Hide Yo’ Kids, Hide Yo’ Wives, Hide Yo Insert Illicit Substance Here

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'cause they searchin' everybody up in here
#freegetzler
Bwog paralegal services
hide yo bongs
hide yo dabs
hide yo weed
housing policies are whack yo
people who live off campus are probably laughing at this
psa

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GSSC Allocates Money For A New Projector (And Other Stuff)

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$400 an hour
Elizabeth Heyman
families probably get swanky apartments
Group Adjudication
gssc
hopefully it's open to more than just gs students
imagine a family living in a carman suite lol
it was probably milvets tbh
New Projector
Sweater Party
this sweater party sounds great
we have family policies?

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