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If You Give Stressed Zombies Cookies…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 4 Comments

…they might actually smile! And then probably glare at you for ruining their diets. But we digress. IN ANY CASE, if you’re craving some study break nomz, look no further than the Culinary Society’s last study break of the semester. They’ll be serving up holiday cookies like they’re going out of style, with reinvented classics […]

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Achieve Eternal Glory—Audition for the Varsity Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 6 Comments

For the 118th time in Columbia’s illustrious history, the Varsity Show is holding auditions for singers, dancers, actors, and generally talented students to participate in (you guessed it), the Varsity Show! This oldest of Columbia performing arts traditions has featured many famous alums in its day, including Rodgers and Hammerstein and more recently, Jenny Slate (the […]

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Analyzing Campus Zeitgeist for Improved Content Creation

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 5 Comments

The clock is ticking. With every passing day, you tread ever closer to that most wicked of days: your final thesis/seminar paper deadline. And while Bwog certainly hopes that you’ve been loading your paper up with plenty of primary sources, we’ve gotta come clean on this one—we’ll only really care about your thesis if it’s […]

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SGA: Guest of a Guest

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 3 Comments

Bwog’s A-list correspondent Renée Kraiem tells you what went down at SGA’s final meeting of the semester. Last night’s SGA meeting, the last of 2011, began with a joyful round of Secret Santas and Channukah Harriets. The evening’s first guest complemented the inclusive theme of the evening. She was Pamela Phayme, Barnard’s Director of Diversity […]

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Literally “Hundreds” of Free Muffins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 1 Comments

According to a tipster, there are “HUNDREDS of FREE MUFFINS in the lobby of Dodge.” Though the blueberry is only “mediocre,” what the muffins lack in flavor the “impressive display” makes up. Update, 2:27 pm: The muffins are all gone. “Literally just crumbs,” we’re told.

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Overseen: First World Complaints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Bwog’s ever-seasonably dressed Victoria Wills chanced upon this bit of weather-related angst in Hamilton 413.

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ESC: Behind Bacchanal’s Blues

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann emerged from his home in Mudd to bring us this report of the final ESC meeting for the semester. ESC opened with a presentation by Columbia College Senator Kenny Durell, who spoke on the recent Bacchanal Inquiry. Durell explained that UEM and Commencement, during a meeting in late March, determined that there would […]

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All Night Long

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 7 Comments

The Butler gods have spoken. Starting next Tuesday, this hallowed building’s fifth and sixth floors will be open 24/7, thereby inviting 170 more students to join their sleepless comrades on Milstein floors two, three, and four. But remember friends, this is a trial run, so if you really want more 24-hour space in Butler, you’ve […]

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Bwoglines: Animal Planet Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 0 Comments

Ivy League schools are under fire for animal abuse in their laboratories. Try to treat the subject of your next dissection with a little more kindness, k? (SFGate) Working Muppets of All Countries, Unite! (Slate) Thanks to some mice, we’re one step closer to developing a vaccine against the Ebola virus. NYPD officers are in hot […]

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Pizza and Perfect Children

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 9 Comments

If you find bioethics and genetic engineering intriguing, then don’t miss Scientists and Engineers for a Better Society’s discussion and film screening tonight. Starting at 6:30 pm and until 7:45 pm, Director of Special Programs in Bioethics at Columbia University Professor John Loike will give a presentation and facilitate a bioethics scenario game. From 7:45 pm […]

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A Side of Breadstick

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 5 Comments

So as to continue this wonderful recent trend in overheard/seen pleasantries, now a gossip gem from the Harvest issue of the Blue and White: One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier […]

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Go Jump in This Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 4 Comments

It’s crunch time:

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ClubHop: CU Libertarians

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ayn rand
cannabis
Cannabis Sativa
clubhop
free society
Gary Johnson
Hamilton turns up on Tuesdays
Inc
libertarians
limited government
poli sci majors
politics

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Bwoglines: Evil Is In The Air

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Arizona
can't get over Jon Snow
communism
donald trump
faded
FLORIDA
how can u mistake glue for eyedrop?
North Korea
red priestess
shootings
so sad about Jon Snow
some dumb shit
texas
trumpet your horn

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LectureHop: Awakening Our Democracy

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columbia community
damn wish i could afford to skip a midterm revision tho
down with stigmas! up with fritattas!
i luv emotions
i want a good fritatta recipe
immigration
islam
lecturehop
luv comedians man luv em
muslim
omg yay my bb asya is such a good reporter :') <3
this is so cool
yoooo justin timberlake lmao

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An Evening Of Risque Moresche With Ensemble Origo

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"he smells like fish" is another good line
"you tell me it's sweat like wilting leaves" is my new go-to sexting quote
commedia dell arte
gotta love the italians
it aint over till the fat lady sings
moresche
oh you italians and ur funny descriptions
opera
tbh i want to see this
ye olde bwog

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Friday Playlist: Midterm Misery

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emotions man
feelings: gotta catch em all
i cri every time
i feel like such a sadboy healthgoth
if u wanna cry listen here
im emo now
indie is the new emo
is this the new emo
like dis if u cry everytime
midterms
midterms are misery
playlist

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It’s Always Midterms Somewhere: A Set Of Haikus

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@bio: just f*ck me up
bwog gets artsy
bwog gets creative
gotta love midterms
haikus
help my grades have fallen and they cant get up
i dont even own sweats man :'(
i dont remember sleeping either lol
midterms more like memeterms
poetry
take econ they said it was easy they said
these are too real

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Bwoglines: Pumpkins And Trumpkins Edition

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420 blaze it
420 whales
420 whales it
dont h8 selena we all have bad exes
GOP stands for Good Old Pumpkins
i love pumpkins
oh trump when will you go away
oh trump wil we ever grow old of you
pumpkin spice lattes
pumpkins and trumpkins
save the whales yo
tbh selena probs was infected by justin bieber's horrible attitude
the whales appreciate it
whats going to happen to the pumpkin spice lattes tho
why is trump kissing this random woman tho

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Surreptitious “Senior Aboveground” Makes An Appearance

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"two balls an umlaut"
bwog also wants senior aboveground to continue sending cryptic emails - this has been fun
bwog brings you the scoop on all columbia news whether underground aboveground or just plain on the ground
bwog wants senior aboveground to explain itself
conspiracybwog
hawkma
is columbia possibly the set for a new spy movie
like if you remember who hawkma is
seniors 2016
strange free verse poetry

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