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If You Give Stressed Zombies Cookies…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 4 Comments

…they might actually smile! And then probably glare at you for ruining their diets. But we digress. IN ANY CASE, if you’re craving some study break nomz, look no further than the Culinary Society’s last study break of the semester. They’ll be serving up holiday cookies like they’re going out of style, with reinvented classics […]

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Achieve Eternal Glory—Audition for the Varsity Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 6 Comments

For the 118th time in Columbia’s illustrious history, the Varsity Show is holding auditions for singers, dancers, actors, and generally talented students to participate in (you guessed it), the Varsity Show! This oldest of Columbia performing arts traditions has featured many famous alums in its day, including Rodgers and Hammerstein and more recently, Jenny Slate (the […]

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Analyzing Campus Zeitgeist for Improved Content Creation

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 5 Comments

The clock is ticking. With every passing day, you tread ever closer to that most wicked of days: your final thesis/seminar paper deadline. And while Bwog certainly hopes that you’ve been loading your paper up with plenty of primary sources, we’ve gotta come clean on this one—we’ll only really care about your thesis if it’s […]

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SGA: Guest of a Guest

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 3 Comments

Bwog’s A-list correspondent Renée Kraiem tells you what went down at SGA’s final meeting of the semester. Last night’s SGA meeting, the last of 2011, began with a joyful round of Secret Santas and Channukah Harriets. The evening’s first guest complemented the inclusive theme of the evening. She was Pamela Phayme, Barnard’s Director of Diversity […]

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Literally “Hundreds” of Free Muffins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 1 Comments

According to a tipster, there are “HUNDREDS of FREE MUFFINS in the lobby of Dodge.” Though the blueberry is only “mediocre,” what the muffins lack in flavor the “impressive display” makes up. Update, 2:27 pm: The muffins are all gone. “Literally just crumbs,” we’re told.

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Overseen: First World Complaints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Bwog’s ever-seasonably dressed Victoria Wills chanced upon this bit of weather-related angst in Hamilton 413.

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ESC: Behind Bacchanal’s Blues

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann emerged from his home in Mudd to bring us this report of the final ESC meeting for the semester. ESC opened with a presentation by Columbia College Senator Kenny Durell, who spoke on the recent Bacchanal Inquiry. Durell explained that UEM and Commencement, during a meeting in late March, determined that there would […]

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All Night Long

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 7 Comments

The Butler gods have spoken. Starting next Tuesday, this hallowed building’s fifth and sixth floors will be open 24/7, thereby inviting 170 more students to join their sleepless comrades on Milstein floors two, three, and four. But remember friends, this is a trial run, so if you really want more 24-hour space in Butler, you’ve […]

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Bwoglines: Animal Planet Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 0 Comments

Ivy League schools are under fire for animal abuse in their laboratories. Try to treat the subject of your next dissection with a little more kindness, k? (SFGate) Working Muppets of All Countries, Unite! (Slate) Thanks to some mice, we’re one step closer to developing a vaccine against the Ebola virus. NYPD officers are in hot […]

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Pizza and Perfect Children

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 9 Comments

If you find bioethics and genetic engineering intriguing, then don’t miss Scientists and Engineers for a Better Society’s discussion and film screening tonight. Starting at 6:30 pm and until 7:45 pm, Director of Special Programs in Bioethics at Columbia University Professor John Loike will give a presentation and facilitate a bioethics scenario game. From 7:45 pm […]

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A Side of Breadstick

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 5 Comments

So as to continue this wonderful recent trend in overheard/seen pleasantries, now a gossip gem from the Harvest issue of the Blue and White: One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier […]

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Go Jump in This Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 4 Comments

It’s crunch time:

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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bwog meeting tonight
champagne papi
drake
hotline bwog
meeting announcement
pitches
snacks
that can only mean one thing
we be on that hotline bling

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Baking With Bwog: Special Brownies

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'is it hard? then it's a pretzel'
50 strokes of brownie
baking at barnard
baking with bwog
brownies
but not actually
cooking with bwog
ina is life goals
plimp's kitchen... hell's kitchen
special brownies
store bought is aight
the jeffrey to my ina
what makes these brownies special? bwog love of course
when will we find our jeffrey

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Get Your Free Sweetgreen Salad Now!

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come one come all
eat your greens kiddos
go be a health goth and get yourself a salad
mac demarco
salad days
sweetgreen
too many references to count
treat yo self

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Bwoglines: I’ve Made A Huge Mistake Edition

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actual cannibal shia labeouf
bwog lines
bwoglines
crossing streets and crossing borders... true pioneers in our opinion
gotta love the CIA
it was very difficult to figure out the correct spelling of shia's name
like way more difficult than it should have been
this could have just been another edition of men doing stupid things
yikes tbh

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Lions Break 24-Game Losing Streak

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broke the curse
columbia football scores
let's go lions
Lions end losing streak
morale booster
school spirit is alive
win at last

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Hairy Situation Harbors Hope

Betsy Ladyzhets 2

a hairy situation
crew cuts for life
get a haircut
hair
hair should be healthy
how hard is it to pick up your own damn hair?
it shouldn't be this hard
maintenence
privileged students
shower stalls
showers
this shit is too gross
what did you do with your hair at home?

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LectureHop: Gary Johnson Speaks, Columbia’s Libertarians Listen

Betsy Ladyzhets 9

biking
fiancée
free-market capitalism
fuck society
Gary Johnson
how can u be engaged for 7 years?
Johnson 2016
libertarians
moving forward
presidential candidate
two-party pettiness
vote!

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Hot And Cold: Climate Control In Campus Dorms

Asya Sagnak 1

California kids
Carman parties
columbia kills the environment
frosh
game of thrones references
heating systems
hot and cold
katy perry's best hit
scared for winter
shaking my head
wasn't it 80 degrees a few days ago
why are we not surprised?
winter is coming

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