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Always Use Protection

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 22 Comments

Bwog doesn’t always poop in Butler… …But when it does, it sits on a sapling’s worth of toilet paper.

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Bwog Sports Sunday: Seven Straight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 2 Comments

In the final weekend of athletic contests before a break for finals and the holidays, the Men’s Basketball team extended their winning streak to seven after beating LIU on Saturday. A streak of seven straight is nice for more than just alliteration, it prepares the Lions for tough Ivy League contests in the new year. […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 8 Comments

Come join us for the last meeting of the year! We know you’re busy and all, but you know you’re gonna sit there reading our witty and insightful finals content anyway, so why not come help write it? As always, Lerner SGO 7 pm, and some free munchies. reenacted Bwog meeting via TVfanatic

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Meet the Super Sweet ’16ers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 71 Comments

The early entrants to Columbia’s CC and SEAS class of 2016 have been announced. As some of you may remember from way back when (high school), getting into college is kind of a big deal. Maybe your parents took you out to a nice restaurant that night, or maybe you jumped around uncontrollably screaming incomprehensible […]

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Free Crumbs Cupcakes in Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 7 Comments

Courtesy of CC ’13 class council. Starting at 3 pm, cupcakes will be distributed to the stressed and tired masses on Lerner Ramps. In related news, alum Julian Geiger ’67CC ’70BUS has just been named President and CEO of Crumbs. food porn via PostPioneer UPDATE (3:17): Bwog sincerely hopes that you are reading this on your iPhone […]

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NoCo Library Vigilante Find Justice

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 9 Comments

NoCo library cried out in the night, begging for justice—a menacing library worker was locking doors and shunning innocent students. One witness, who tipped this whole story to Bwog, took it upon himself to answer his library’s call; he wrote a passive agressive note. Vigilante’s slightly incoherent tip: After seeing [the library worker] lecture and close and lock […]

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Lawsuit Claims Professor Threatened Grades for Sex

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 41 Comments

The New York Post is reporting that Laura Williams, a student in the School of Social Work, has filed a lawsuit claiming Professor Joseph Paul Martin from SIPA “constantly pressured her for sex,” and used her grade in the class as leverage. Martin is also Executive Director of the Center for the Study of Human Rights. […]

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Cast for the 118th Annual Varsity Show Announced

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 24 Comments

These talented performers will join forces with the Creative team for this year’s VShow: Principals: Eleanor Bray (BC ’14) Rebekah Lowin (CC ’14)* Alessio Mineo (CC ’14) Jenny Singer (BC ’15) Sean Walsh (CC ’14)* Ensemble: Patrick Aloia (CC ’15) Allie Carieri (CC ’15) Ben Goldwater (GS/JTS ’14) Gray Henry (CC ’14) Jane Kim (CC ’14) […]

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Bwoglines: The Last Push Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2011 0 Comments

SantaCon 2011, the perhaps purposeless assembly of Santa impersonators, was yesterday. Merriment ensued. (Daily Mail) Another Republican Primary debate was held last night, during which Mitt Romney connected with the common man as he casually bet $10 grand with Rick Perry. Our Men’s Basketball team beat Long Island yesterday 63-53. Columbia improved to 7-4 on […]

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Dean Blank Wrote An Email

By Bwog Staff on Dec 10, 2011 49 Comments

The other day, Barnard’s Dean of Studies sent out what seemed like a typical administrative email about academic procedures: finals, incompletes, grades etc. But we were kinda… put off by the last part. Emphasis and italics by us: “I wish it were different, but many of you seem to feel great pressure about grades (really? […]

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Powersuites: The Dinner and a Show Gang

By Bwog Staff on Dec 10, 2011 28 Comments

We’ve already shown you feminist Democrats, pizza-loving student council members, and adventurous Harry Potter fans. This week, Bwog visits a Powersuite full of artists and performers who also love to bake. From Suite 4C in 600, Mahima Chablani and Raphaelle Debenedetti report on these multi-talented ladies’ homemade treats and weekly cleaning parties. There is always […]

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Overhead: Yo Momma is So Pregnant That…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 10, 2011 5 Comments

Remember when Yo Momma jokes were cool? Neither do we. Remember when Fes from That ’70s Show even had an MTV show dedicated to solely Yo Mamma battles? Neither do we. Okay, maybe we watched it once or twice, but still, it looks like a few Columbians can’t grasp the fact that talking about moms […]

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Delta Gamma Is About To Get Wet

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anchor splash
announcement
bwog loves greek life? bwog hates greek life? who knows... but bwog loves the pool and bwog loves donating to a good cause
bwog loves uris
come support delta gamma
uris about to get crowded... even more crowded than usual

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Bucket List: Foucault, Flight, and Feminism

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and feminism
bucket list
bwog is a big fan of f words: focault
duuuuuude michelle goldberg tho
flying
loving that play on the word wedlocked
some smart peeps coming to CU this week
these events are actually legit this week like... you actually have to rsvp to these wth
we love the f word(s)

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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...or appropriate
also bring $5 if you're on bwog lol you know what it's for
arctic monkeys
bwog meeting announcement
meeting tonight
some of the 505 lyrics make no sense
we love them anyway
we wanted to include all the lyrics in this post but that just didn't seem right
we've all dreamt of alex turner at one point or another
what does "frightened by the bite though it's no harsher than the bark" even mean alex?

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Bwog Does Snapchat Geofilters (Kind Of)

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1020
bwog loves 1020
bwog loves snacxx but gets a plant instead
disappointment is everywhere
the billiard ball really makes it doesn't it
thirsty thursday
where was shamus khan?

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Bwoglines: Aftermath And Reactions Edition

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also pray for beirut
and pray for baghdad
bwoglines
donald trump always has something to say
france
hopefully back to happier thoughts next week
nous aimons la france
pray for paris
sorry bwoglines isn't funny today guys we hope you understand
world trade center

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What Are Those? Bwog Explores Ghost Galaxies

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astronomy
dreaming of the stars
Friday the 13th
ghost galaxies
is november spookier than october?
jana grcevich
life across the universe
Pupin is packed on a Friday night
scared
the stars
why is everything we can't see so spooooky
wish we could become "space tourists"
wish we were better at math

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Chopped: Sophomore Slump Edition 2.0

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Bisquick in a bottle
bwog chopped
bwog chopped sophomore slump
candy isn't actually that bad for you
does Columbia Health provide dental work
exploring instant food options
how to cook minimally with very little effort
MoWill is good for everything BUT maple syrup fyi
MoWill saves the day
only use real New England maple syrup
pancake flipping is all in the flicka da wrist
trust Bwog: pancakes are suitable for every meal
who makes pancakes WITHOUT a mix?

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About How Long You Will Wait To See A Doctor At Columbia Health

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back of the envelope
Columbia Health
don't have sex
don't kiss anyone
don't share mugs/utensils/plates/cups/towels
drink emergen-C
drugs and other bodily functions
health in the universe
health services
looking at pretty views can keep u healthy
sitting in noco library is another way to boost your immune system
staying healthy in college is hard

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