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Party Buses Aren’t Just for Prom

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 10 Comments

Remember when you were a senior in high school (just last June for you freshpeople!), and you and your friends panicked over who would ride in your limo/stretch Hummer/party bus to prom? Well, Columbia has a new party bus for ya, and the fine people of Public Safety are offering it FREE OF CHARGE (no […]

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BREAKING: Professor James Valentini is the New Interim Dean of CC

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 33 Comments

Update, 8:15: Dean James Valentini’s wife is Teodolinda Barolini, chair of the Planning and Policy Committee, the new arm of Arts and Sciences created to help navigate “budgetary challenges.” Remember in Dirks’ December 2010 letter introducing PPC, he blamed burdensome financial aid costs incurred by the College. We supposed that this could be related to […]

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Classes to Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: The List

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 22 Comments

We asked and you answered. Below, read the list, compiled from all of your comments, of classes to take before you graduate. The classes are separated by department, then professor, with a separate section for Global Core. Bolded classes are being offered this semester. Today was the first day of registration for freshmen, but registration […]

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Don’t Lose Your Cool

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 13 Comments

Our Ultimatums correspondent Dylan Lonergan spotted this gem on Hogan Broadway 11. Bwog condemns the thief. Fridge-stealing is really below the belt.

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Let’s Talk About Consensual Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 6 Comments

Consent is still sexy at the NSOP HQ. We’ve heard from freshpersons about the classic Class Act and the first Lit Hum class, and now we’re getting down to the saucy stuff. Bijan Samareh, CC’15 consented to report: Attention all first years! If you missed yesterday’s Consent 101 and Branching Out With Health Services seminars, […]

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Register or Die!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 2 Comments

All of a sudden freshpeople everywhere are all in a tizzy, elbowing each other out of the way to get to public computers. It’s the first day they can register for classes. “I started checking half an hour before [my appointment time] and just kept hitting refresh,” said one ’15er. Here are some handy resources […]

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Moodygate in the NYT: Making the Headlines, Missing the Point

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

As many tipsters have pointed out, Columbia was on the front page of the New York Times site (in print on A16) this morning. The second Times article about the recent resignations of Dean Moody-Adams and Provost Steele says things you probably already know: that faculty are dissatisfied, and that it had nothing to do […]

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Go Get Green

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

By the sounding of the Conch, we summon you to the Green Sale in the John Jay lobby. At the annual Give and Go Green event, people donate their lightly used fridges and ethernet cords, and now you can buy them for a fraction of their Target prices. We call dibs on that blue chair. The […]

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Waking Up With Bwog #4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 5 Comments

Mornin’ freshpeople! We heard you were on an island last night! How the kids branched out before: NSOP renting out iconic New York places has been a tradition. Last year, 2014 was on a boat, 2013 danced in the zoo, and 2012 bonded in Victorian Gardens. But maybe dear ol’ 2011 had it best when […]

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Not As Bad As McLovin, But Still

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 10 Comments

We’ve seen you “going out” at night, freshpeople. Don’t worry, we were all awkward like you at some point: handing a bouncer some poorly-made fake and praying you remembered your zip code. The Bwog staff empathizes with you as we share some stories and nuggets of information about the one thing in your wallet you […]

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2015, Meet Your Presidents

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 12 Comments

In case you forgot already, here is what student government is supposed to do. We asked the newly-elected president of each of the three councils to introduce themselves, and list the five most important things that they actually achieved last year. You too can be Barack Obama! Greetings from Jessica Blank, President of SGA Welcome […]

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The Closest You’ll Ever Get to PrezBo, and He’ll Be Wearing Shorts

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 11 Comments

Registration is now open for the annual Fun Run/Walk, in which hundreds of ardent admirers trail PrezBo around Riverside Park at a leisurely trot. Bwog will be there, also in shorts.

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Fifty Recipes Of Cake-rotica: The Erotic Cake Competition

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bwog likes free food and phallic things this is a dream come true
enough fifty shades we agree
erotic cake competition
everyone in butler seemed to have a girlfriend
the best way to spend vday if you ask us

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Weekend Sports Wrap: Love (And Snow) In The Air

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"meet me at the squash courts"
bwog sports
let me hear your body talk (body talk)
roaree and ross a match made in heaven
we LOVE sports and we don't care who knows
what did the athletics department do on vday?

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CCSC Preps For Election Changes, Fellowship Proposals, Dean’s Discipline Discussions

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alliteration ya dig
ccsc
CCSC Election Changes
Comission on Diversity and Equity
dean's discipline
preview of peter's powerpoint
Private Meetings
Suzanne Goldberg

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Bwoglines: Comedy Edition

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bwoglines
columbia was once an insane asylum man that joke never gets old
life is a real hoot
locked eyes from across the room
lol
snl
so you agree you think you're really funny
we know you still know all the lyrics to "jizz in my pants"

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Bwog Asked: How Did You Spend Valentine’s Day?

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bwog asked
How did you spend Valentine's Day?
how much wine is consumed annually on VDay?
single and minglin'
watching Wall-E alone sounds out of this world
we're surprised there weren't more galentine's

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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Bwog fireside chat
bwog meeting tonight
hanky panky under a blankie
is this what the movie Frozen is like
it's fucking cold
meeting announcement
more fun in the SGO
our nipples could honestly cut glass it's so cold outside
warm apple cider
we don't deserve

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Wife Swap: Room Edition

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barnard quad
four girls one room
kind of like two girls one snack but not really
room swap is kind of like wife swap?
the sophomore "upgrade" lol
we should do this but with The Simple Life
Wife Swap

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Bucket List: Pop Culture, Politics and Plato

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andy cohen!!!
bucket list
diplomacy runs in triangles
extra credit for the core?
Gold Nanostar Probes sounds like a space porno
mass violence sounds scary but that lecture sounds swaggie
plato is our bff
watch Cuba and the USA get down and dirty

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