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Palatial Apartments Up for Grabs for Seniors

By Bwog Staff on Aug 03, 2011 20 Comments

Lucky seniors! Today, Housing sent out an email to members of the Class of 2012 describing a “special housing opportunity” for those that felt the wrath of the Housing Gods earlier this spring. Housing is offering rising seniors, starting with those that received the worst lottery numbers, the option to transfer to apartments with either […]

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Barnard: Where Every Day is Spring Break

By Bwog Staff on Aug 03, 2011 7 Comments

A year’s tuition at Barnard gets you one year of bona fide Barnard education, or it makes you the owner of Barnard Island, Florida — only 45 minutes from Disney World Orlando! One of our most astute alumni tipsters noted that a recent roundup of private islands currently for sale includes the mythical isle for […]

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Salad Line Is to the Left, Grill to the Right

By Bwog Staff on Aug 01, 2011 13 Comments

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Re: Signing up for Classes and Paying for Them

By Bwog Staff on Jul 31, 2011 14 Comments

Just passing on word that tomorrow, August 1st, will mark the beginning of the second summer registration period. According to an email from Barry the registration wizard Kane, registration will “open on Monday morning, August 1st, at 9:30 a.m.” (Wait what? It’s August!) You can add and drop courses till Friday, August 12th. We noticed a couple […]

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Hawkma Returns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 28, 2011 22 Comments

Like the magnificent phoenix, Hawkmadinejad has risen from the ashes and returned to Columbia. While Bwog’s crack team of orithonologists cannot confirm whether these two photos are of the same hawk, both birds sport a large white patch on the upper chest. Hawkma is probably just back to scope out the incoming crop of freshpeople. […]

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Lost: Keys

By Bwog Staff on Jul 27, 2011 0 Comments

Set of keys with keychain in the shape of a flattened globe. If found please contact ngb2117@columbia.edu.

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Gay Marriages in New York Start Today

By Bwog Staff on Jul 24, 2011 69 Comments

Love is in the air today, the first day that gay and lesbian couples can legally wed in the state of New York. In the city alone, 823 couples—including two of Mayor Bloomberg’s aides—are scheduled to be married. It’s all thanks to the Marriage Equality Act, which passed late last month. In honor of this […]

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Ain’t Misbehavin’

By Bwog Staff on Jul 21, 2011 16 Comments

Manhattanville’s first installment, the Mind, Brain and Behavior Initiative, is rolling full steam ahead, and they’ve put together this new and exciting video to tell you about it. The building itself will be called the Jerome L. Greene Science Center, and it’s supposed to be done by 2015, by which time there should also be […]

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David Helfand Leaves Columbia to Seek Truth

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 34 Comments

Almost as famous for the epic proportions of his beard as for his pedagogy, the chair of the Astronomy department and Frontiers of Science mastermind Professor David Helfand will be relocating to Canada. It was reported Monday in a local newspaper in a remarkably hand-wavey way that “Helfand is now on a long term leave […]

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Harrison David Pleads Guilty, Sentenced to 3.5 Months in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 61 Comments

This morning, Harrison David pleaded guilty to a felony charge in New York City Supreme Court. He will be sentenced on August 31st to 6 months of jail time (reduced to 4 for good behavior) at Rikers Island and 5 years of probation. Since he already served 2 weeks in Rikers Island before being released […]

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Brown/White/Grey Hawk Down: Rest In Peace, Hawkma

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 21 Comments

We’ve got some (potentially) sad news, folks. Hawkma’s reign over freshmen, upperclassmen, and faculty alike may have come to an end in the wee hours of the night. Though we can’t say for sure whether this is merely a Hawkmimposter, the slain bird does seem to resemble our robust, bloodthirsty friend. Tipster Ze’ev Gebler sent in […]

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I Laughed, I Cried!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2011 12 Comments

An anonymous tipster just let the more fortunate and securely-housed-since-April Bwog know that summer transfer assignments have been released. Go forth and find your fate. Update as of 07/18: Several commenters have replied that they have not yet received their new and improved homes. We can confirm that some have indeed already been released, so […]

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Bwoglines: It’s A Party Edition

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be responsible kids
bwoglines
drinking with bwog
get turnt
hate to TURN UP outta the blue uninvited (Bwog at every party Bwog goes to)
measles parties are wack
party foul
partyin partyin yaaa
pocket dial or drunk dial or both?
swag/yolo/etc.
total freshman move honestly
yeezy season is approaching

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Field Notes: Lil’ Keystone Edition

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"costco is a dystopian hellhole"
defacing our own college campus with beer cans (are we a state school?)
even for lil' keystone
field notes
lil' keystone is the new bwog mascot
never a bad time to bring up how kristine met robert
notes from the field
the obamas being on campus was part of everyone's weekend's plans
the obamas taught their kids manners too
we escaped the suburbs to escape costco
weekend plans a la broad city plot line

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Lessons Learned From Rosie O’Donnell

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and her husband
athena film fest
celebs on campus
HEPPP: the best acronym since POOP on spongebob
no barbara walters?
rosie o'donnell
say brian williams one more time
she left the view
what about whoopi?
when rosie o'donnell and heart pain collide

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Columbia Chess Club Strikes Again

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"We have been the favorites at the Ivy League tournament for many years in a row"
chess = the game of life
chess chess baby
columbia beat the devil in the seventh seal
columbia chess club found bobby fischer :o
congrats y'all
turkey is for bowling but all game jargon is interchangeable right?
winning

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With Love, The Columbia/Barnard Administration And Faculty

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but it would be inappropriate to make them cards back
bwog's been in a love boat theme today
hope you didn't use up your printing quota just yet
if it worked on the mother of the beautiful gyllenhaals it can work for you too
presto must have been a real steal back in the day
that fear of rejection within all of us
this post keeps the spirit of possibilities @ columbia alive
transparency of the to & from column is v important
v-day

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Sexual Respect, Possible Election Changes, And More From CCSC

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ccsc
dean kromm
Dean Rinere
election changes
Food Insecurity
quality of life survey
Sexual Respect
to defeat the huns

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Bwoglines: Making Up And Breaking Up Edition

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bwog would say no to the bachelor
bwog's last breakup was made up by a spread in time mag too
bwoglines
celebs will do what they need for the cameras
coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz
don't mean to be insensitive to your current romantic state
five long years a-comin' for kanye
sorry but queen bey before tay any day
spring break @ school
sweet home alabama
the blizzard that never was
we're supposed to get snow this week too but that's irrelevant

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Take Me To (Korean) Church

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around morningside heights
korean methodist church & institute
location hop
the neighborhood
we heard the First Family took a tour of the Korean Church after their Community lunch
what is Michelle Obama doing at the Korean Church???

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