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Signs of the Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 30, 2011 10 Comments

The end is nigh. Run for cover. It’s finally happened: THE REFERENCE ROOM IS EMPTY AT 1:15 PM ON A SATURDAY DURING A FINALS WEEKEND. It’s a sign of the times–the nerds have gone to take cover from the impending doom that even the mighty walls of Butler can’t keep out. IT’S THE ABACCHALYPSE.

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The Definitive Morningside Beer Guide

By Bwog Staff on Apr 30, 2011 14 Comments

Given the world’s going to end today (isn’t that what the Abacchalypse is supposed to herald?), we thought you’d might like to have a beer (or six) before you go. But in case picking from Morningside Heights’ myriad beer selection gives you a lil’ anxiety, allow us to present your best purchase options at our […]

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Your Dreams of Free Food Are Now a Reality

By Bwog Staff on Apr 30, 2011 1 Comments

Remember the dude who told us some cool stuff about dreams last year? Well, the illustrious Dr. Mark Solms hath returned! Scurry over to Satow Room at noon to nosh on free bagels and drinks while Dr. Solms presents a case of Korsakoff’s syndrome, also known as confabulatory amnesia. Bwog doesn’t really know what either of these […]

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Bwoglines: Potpourri Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 30, 2011 0 Comments

Inspired by events in Egypt and Tunisia, one blogger is trying to incite a “Jasmine Revolution” in China, while based in his girlfriend’s Morningside Heights(!) apartment. Revolutions—you can start them from your home computer! (NYT) The two teenagers involved in the brutal beating of a Chinese food delivery man in a Morningside Heights apartment building have […]

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The Taming of the Shrew

By Bwog Staff on Apr 29, 2011 18 Comments

Bwog’s own self-proclaimed shrew, Juliet Schieper, reports from all around campus: Last night, rain lightly fell upon a crowd of theatre-goers gathered around the Sun Dial. The turn out was less than usual, though still quite impressive, due to the inconsistent weather, for the King’s Crown Shakespeare Troupe’s spring show. KCST chose to perform The […]

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Cafe 212 Closed For Exterminations

By Bwog Staff on Apr 29, 2011 7 Comments

Update 10:13 pm: The signs are still up, but the Lerner desk says it’s okay to go inside, but didn’t know what type of vermin was being killed. It doesn’t reek of chemicals; in fact the air in 212 is more neutral and pleasing than it has ever been. Right now, and for at least […]

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Closing Remarks: Politics, Mojitos, and Core Reflections

By Bwog Staff on Apr 29, 2011 28 Comments

Congratulations, you made it through a whole semester’s worth of classes! Now all that stands between you and summer vacation is…finals. Procrastinate by checking out all of the ridiculous things professors said before ending class. If you forgot to send one in, or we just foolishly overlooked it, feel free to share it in the […]

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HamDel Wants Costumed Customers

By Bwog Staff on Apr 29, 2011 16 Comments

HamDel is open 24 hours/day—except on Sundays, when it closes at 9 pm, which has led to much embarrassment as this Bwogger has tried to get NYPDs and Twisters at 2 am on Monday mornings. But tipster Cole Diamond sends in a picture that may point to salvation! HamDel will be open 24/7 during finals […]

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QuickTix: Varsity Show Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 29, 2011 0 Comments

QuickTix spreads the mission of the TIC far and wide. Every two weeks we tell who’s buying which tickets, both on and off-campus. Every once in a while, around this time of year, they get a ton of action and the lines in Lerner lobby can get a little hectic. The organizers of the Varsity […]

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Free Scoop, Dawg!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 29, 2011 2 Comments

Snoop Dogg has said, “When I’m not longer rappin’, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.” But CCSC isn’t willing to wait that long. Instead, they’re out on Vam Am Quad right now until 8 pm, handing out free ice cream, funnel cake, and the last of the […]

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Storybook Romance in London—and Morningside Heights!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 29, 2011 13 Comments

Today is the greatest day in the world—the day the noble Prince William marries his college sweetheart, the “commoner” Kate Middleton. It’s a story of love triumphing over society that has captured the hearts of Brits, admirers of royalty, and of course the media, from British tabloids and American gossip mags to the New York Times. It’s […]

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EcoConch: Takin’ Out The Trash

By Bwog Staff on Apr 29, 2011 2 Comments

In today’s EcoConch, we take you to Barnard! Perhaps you haven’t heard, but a recent streak of flagrant and wanton littering has hit the school hard. To combat this problem, Barnard decided to…spread fliers all over? That’s right, they spread ironically green anti-litter fliers all over the floor. So, EcoReps, we call on you! Tell […]

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Senior Wisdom: Emma Tuzinkiewicz

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aw columbia family
Bwog Senior Wisdom
carman has really changed ya know
has anyone not loved jackson's bike ride?
just a little wisdom to push you through finals
photo from abroad is key
senior wisdom 2014

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Bwog In Bed: Sunshine And Rainbows Edition

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"the nicest place on the internet"
bwog in bed
bwog will help you get better
eat wisely but don't be that loud chewer in a silent room
out of sign ins at EC? we have the solution
snacks on snacks
studyin' and snackin'
there is something comforting about sharing despair with strangers
this is a way for you to justify procrastinating
we wanna get better grades
would the 116 station be cleaner if it were a rainbow on the outside

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Oh, What A (Dark) Night (Of The Soul)…

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dark night of the soul
drake would pick that sign up and fix its broken heart
elf on a shelf on the floor without a hand
exorcisms in Butler 4
originally read as "Pain Is – GPA Is – Temporary Forever"
that tree saleswoman represents all of us after exams finish
things seen around campus
those gummy bears deserved to be treated better

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Cool Jams For Hard Times

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cool jams
hard times
JoJo was the jam in 4th grade
power hour but with music
the naked brothers band SERVED for the gods tbh

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Get Ready To Primal Scream Tonight

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announcement
only scream for like a couple minutes though
primal scream
scare the shit out of the people in butler
screaming in a non-sexual context
tonight

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Bwog In Bed: Happy Sad Angry Glad Edition

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Andrew Garfield is bae
bwog in bed
get angry at your books not your friends
Happy but not by Pharrell
Marina and the Diamonds is fucking back and better than ever
Spider Man is nothing without Kirsten Dunst

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Party Testimonial: From The Desk Of Sartre

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Bwog just wants to be loved
not pretentious just French
one of these is not like the others
party testimonials
sartre
Sartre banged Plath
Sartre was a dog little known fact

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Shit My Notes Say

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artwork expands the asshole
bwog knows what a nickel complex is
bwog takes notes
bwog's breasts hurt
carol is so fucking absent-minded
medieval jews had it made
seriously don't forget about the donut

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