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Brave the Elements!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 0 Comments

Oh the weather outside is…miserable in every possible way. After Bwog fell face first in a puddle of slush, Bweatherman emeritus, Pat Blute, served us farm-fresh scrambled eggs and offered this comment: “Suck it Roker.” Grab your galoshes and stay dry, friends!

the first day of classes; even the gods are crying

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Call for Opening Remarks!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 40 Comments

New semesters bring new absurdity. On the first day of class, those crazy geniuses who walk among us young folk spice up the classroom with their funny, strange and wise words. Share your professors’ most outrageous openers in the comments. ‘Tis a tradition! And keep sending the semester’s silliest to tips@bwog.com. Image via Wikimedia

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It’s Over Already: Next Hearing Scheduled for March 1st

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 23 Comments

David Hu reports straight from the court Today’s hearing was a “calendar call,” and not that much really happened. In a hearing that lasted about 30 minutes the students were all called forward but none of them spoke. The lawyers of each of the defendants conversed directly with the judge, but no new information was […]

operation ivy league

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Bwoglines: Welcome Home Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 8 Comments

The latest in New York City hawk drama: Lola, one member of the red-tail hawk power couple, has flown the coop. Meanwhile Pale Male is canoodling with a younger chick. We trust Hawkma’s soaring above all the scandal. (NYPost) Whoah! We beat Cornell?! Major Kudos to men’s B-ball. (Spec) Apparently we’re “academically adrift.” In a new study, […]

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High-Profile Attorneys to Defend Students

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 7 Comments

The five students arrested in December for drug-related charges will be represented by high-profile criminal defense attorneys, who have previously represented the likes of the Wu-Tang Clan and Temeka Lewis, one of the defendants from the escort service patronized by former governor Eliot Spitzer, DNAinfo is reporting this morning. Jose Stephan Perez will be represented […]

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Operation Ivy League: The Trial

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 25 Comments

Chris Coles (CC ’12), Harrison David (SEAS ’12), Adam Klein (CC ’12), Joseph Stephen Perez (aka Stephan Vincenzo, CC ’12), and Michael Wymbs (SEAS ’11), who were arrested in Operation Ivy League, will appear in a hearing tomorrow at the Criminal Term of the Supreme Civil Court on 111 Centre St., beginning at 9:45 a.m. […]

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Hometown Nostalgia: Buffalo Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 4 Comments

In our last hometown tale from the March ’09 issue of the Blue and White, Katie Reedy defends her beloved Buffalo. And for those who’ve already moved back to school, we recommend this essay/love letter—perhaps the ultimate hometown piece. Friends, you’re living in the best city in the world. If you’ve ever talked to a […]

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Lost: John Jay Key # 560315

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 0 Comments

last seen 1/16/10. Could be around JJ/McBain/Ec need to find asap ach2149@columbia.edu

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Bwog’s Guide to the Book Market

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 15 Comments

Tomorrow begins a new semester, but you still have all of last semester’s books lying around and none for the Spring. Have no fear! In this “Information Age” we live in, there is a smörgåsbord of methods for dumping old books and purchasing new ones, and we’ve compiled a list of them for you. Online: […]

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Bwoglines: Talking Smack Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 4 Comments

At last night’s Golden Globes, the rich and famous came together to celebrate themselves, while us normal people gawked and asked “who they wore?” Gervais hurt some feelings, Helena Bonham Carter wore two different shoes, and The Social Network took home 4 pretty trinkets. (We love you, Aaron Sorkin!) This week in brouhahas, Amy Chua’s […]

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Hometown Nostalgia: Long Island and New Mexico Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 16, 2011 15 Comments

In this next installment of tales from homeville, hear from Daily Editor Liz Jacob on the much-maligned Long Island, and read a submission from New Mexico-native Simon Rimmele. Other reader dispatches are more than welcome. Send your photos and anecdotes to tips@bwog.com. Roslyn Heights, NY I live on Long Island. Specifically, I live in a small […]

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Free [Hidden Item]!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 16, 2011 8 Comments

Hidden behind this mass of hustlin’ and bustlin’ New Yorkers on 112th and Broadway is a man giving away free flavored beverages. Points to whoever can guess what they are!

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Before I Die, I Want To Finish This Senten…

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#shafted
before I die
deep
double rainbow across the sky
dude just go commando it's not that tough
everyone should smile
go commando Columbia
go get that PhD
inspiration before finals
jump-roping penguin robots
triple rainbows

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CU Lion Pride Wants To Play With You

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act out!
cu lion pride
lets learn about breakpoints
or pride as in "oh we made one goal thats good"
pride as in multiple lions?
so many groups so many listservs that you will regret joining
sports do things and we do sports

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Bwog In Bed: Pound the Alarm

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bwog in bed
gotta put that cute lil accent on Beyonce cause Beyoncé
nicki has appropriated sympathy for stuttering but we don't think it is a medical condition to her so she should stop because thats rude
Nicki Minaj's Butt
turn down for what?

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CUCR Drama Stretches Into Reading Week

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bwog does politics sort of
cucr
CUCR has been watching too much Scandal
dirty tricks
how to call attention to yourself in the lerner piano lounge without actually using the piano!
sham elections
shit hath hitteth the fan
university of havana north does not approve
what will the republicans do next

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Senior Wisdom: Shelby Swartz

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"because Tupac told me to"
bwog is so stoked about the bitchface
comfort stalls and other important things
Derek Zoolander's school for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too
ooooppps we totally meant to send this to selby schwartz
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
what about the bitchface

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Gulati Gulati Bwog Shot Gulati

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Anyone want to write a Gulati-centric manga?
Gulati abhors selfies even with ellen
Gulati learned everything he knows about economics from his mama Beyoncé
Kanye and Gulati a match made in heaven
Mrs. Sunilfire watches your kids and teaches them financial responsibility
Simon Cowell and Gulati seem to be closely associated in students' minds
such suspense much adieu
The title's like "winner winner chicken dinner" duh
vampire Gulati steals the lifeblood of freshmen bound for humanities degrees
Where's Gulati rhymes with Where's Wally the British version

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Campus Sex Club: The Final Chapter

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anti-climactic in more ways than one
becrogglement
campus sex club
neither emotionally nor sexually satisfying
paging the columbia escort to write a sequel
patriarchy
poor carol west
rape culture
we swear this was a real book
whyyy marge whyyyy

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Senior Wisdom: Milo Inglehart

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badger badger badger badger mushroom...it's a snake!
everyone regrets not getting on a roof
great snake naming skills
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
stevie nicks the snake deserves its own tag

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