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Maverick Mark “Tenured” Taylor Slams Tenure

By Bwog Staff on Jul 20, 2010 4 Comments

Crazy cowboy philosopher and Columbia Department Chair Professor of Religion Mark Taylor came out swinging today with a New York Times opinion piece condemning his own job. The longtime gloom-and-doom prophet of educational decay made his stand against the tenure system, calling it a financial and intellectual blunder and accusing its defenders of acting purely […]

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Today, In PrezBo News

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2010 9 Comments

It’s a good morning for our pal Mr. Bo: he’s just been appointed the Chairman of the New York Fed Board of Directors, movin’ on up from the title he currently holds, Deputy Chair. We know you’ll be awful busy, but we hope you still have time to chuckle at us when we sneak kegs […]

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Mistakes Are Made On 168th Street

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 34 Comments

The New York Times is reporting that federal investigators uncovered the existence of some crazy shit at a prestigious Columbia brain-scanning lab: Scientists regularly injected patients with a commonly used low-level radioactive substance that might have had traces of dangerous chemicals. Then some staffers tried to cover it up by forging documents. Um! An internal […]

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S-s-s-Summer Changes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 18 Comments

It’s summer, and it’s that magical time of year when things change and you come back next year only to think, “Hey, when did this happen?” Well, now is when! Lerner Renovation: First and foremost, the plans and models we saw back in May for a new Lerner 4th Floor, home to the new Center […]

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What It Looks Like When You Walk To Class

By Bwog Staff on Jul 14, 2010 9 Comments

Here is some news: the Emporio Armani Fall/Winter 2011/2012 ad campaign is public! Here is why that news is sort of relevant: those ads were all shot on our fair campus mere months ago! Take a look: there’s the model shrouded in smoke wearing all black next to a building that looks like Uris, the […]

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Boringside Heights: Out With The Stationery, In With The Barcodes!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 13, 2010 8 Comments

The Milano sandwich artists are using technology and old neighborhood stores are closing. All of a sudden, everything is different! First, Anish Bramhandkar bought a $9 sandwich, and informed us that Milano has new robot-scanners-and-barcodes. Be prepared to shave seconds off your next Milano run! Then we walked down Broadway a little further only to […]

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Bwoglines: Arrivals and Departures

By Bwog Staff on Jul 12, 2010 10 Comments

Farewell: Bored@Butler (at least for now) The Russian spies “Tension in your buttocks” Hours of studying for your second semester Lit Hum final, 2014! The records for $109 million of the Columbia Medical Center’s funds Notable Columbia alumni Robert Butler (Pulitzer-winning psychiatrist) and Bob Sheppard (beloved Yankees announcer) Hello: NYC Restaurant Week The first person […]

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BSchool Is Boring Again (Except For Happy Hour)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2010 15 Comments

The most exciting thing that’s happened at Columbia BSchool ever, that one Russian spy who graduated from the MBA program in 2010, is no longer a story. The ten Russian spies, including Cynthia Murphy, a 2010 MBA graduate, were swapped for four Western spies in Vienna this morning. So Cynthia and co are back in […]

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Marisa Cortright, BC ’13, Assaulted in Riverside Park, Now In Stable Condition

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2010 79 Comments

Yesterday CU Public Safety sent out a security alert that a “University affiliate” had been assaulted at 5:30 AM on Monday morning, during a jog in Riverside Park around 120th Street. Public Safety has not responded to Bwog’s inquiry about the specifics of the incident, but today we learned more from the NY Post. Marisa […]

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Donald Trump: PrezBo is “A Total Moron”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 07, 2010 27 Comments

This morning, we happened upon a letter that Donald Trump, real estate mega-mogul, wrote to the Eye (!) in response that ten zillion word piece about PrezBo. His letter, a tirade against PrezBo and his real estate choices, included a handwritten note at the bottom: “Bollinger is terrible!” But how could anyone hate El Presidente?! […]

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Question and Answer Time

By Bwog Staff on Jul 06, 2010 23 Comments

The Barnard Pre-College Program asks: What are you most looking forward to this summer? The Barnard Pre-College students respond:

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B-School Trains Russian Spies!

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2010 22 Comments

Cynthia Murphy, one of the Russian spies who has destroyed everything that is holy (Montclair, New Jersey) attended Columbia B-School, and got her MBA in May, Bloomberg (not the mayor) confirms. That means we all went to school with a SPY! The Kremlin probably has your UNI on file or something. Putin knows that you […]

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ESC: Riding High on WiFi (And Other Happenings)

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"condominiums" is a weird thing to call condoms and sort of perplexes us
esc
just the tip
Martinez no mo'
meta
pi the movie is freaky as hell
this is a funny tag
Treelighting makes Bwog feel happy again!

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Columbia Kids Outside the Bubble: #Winning Edition

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#alltheivyleagues
Alumuniati?
but it does have weeds
CC gets more prestigious
Columbia Alumni Pride
english + biology = way too well-rounded
NYC doesn't have grass
the other kind of green

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Recipe for Disaster: Thanksgiving Edition

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Bwog knows a thing or two
cornflakes aren't just for cereal
hashtags are best read in a southern accent
is AMH Coven airing on Wednesday?
why do we have to label sugars? why cant we see past our differences?

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Bwoglines: Thanksgiving Throwback Edition

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Archer starts in January!
bwoglines
Danger zone
Ferris Booth < JJs Place
he kinda has abs though...
Netflix is where Bwog makes friends
what does << mean?

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A Very Westside Thanksgiving

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if you click the flex link you'll see scare quotes around "natural" in the Whole Foods section
just buy the cheese
nothing makes me miss home more than grocery prices
thanksgiving
westside
wtf oreos pancakes

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PBK Fall Inductees Announced

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intelligence
pbk
people who rock
phi beta kappa
power honor glory
the two percent

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Barnard Print Services Say Goodbye

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barnard print services
but kinko's is the devil
but we need paper to learn!
even worse than print@cu
our hearts go out to the architects and theatre department
paper problems
things that are really not great

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Dean Awn Is A Turkey, And We Love Him

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be you vegan or paleo in your diet
bwog tried reading this email in lecture and had to leave the room
dean awn strikes again
eat heartily and reach out to those individuals in your life about whom you care the most
meleagrisphobia
morning ablutions
mystics of old
the turkey and dean awn are One
the wonderful GS community
we don't know if we can eat our turkey now

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