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CU Assassins: The Final Few

By Bwog Staff on Apr 02, 2010 2 Comments

CU Assassins, a.k.a. the best way to legally carry a pretend gun on campus, is coming down to the wire. With the death of “Paul”, the far-and-away leader in kills, only twelve players and eight teams are left alive to battle for the fabulous cash prizes that ESC has offered. While recent kill reports have […]

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Bwoglines: Why So Serious? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 02, 2010 4 Comments

Columbia researchers discover a gene associated with schizophrenia (Reuters) More Columbia research indicates that you shouldn’t replace your doctor with a Twitter account. (US News and World Report) Megan McCain, CC ’07, is featured in a blog series called “Better Know Your Right Wingers”. (Campus Progress) Urban Outfitters will open on Broadway at 99th st. […]

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Guide to the Weekend: Sorta Summa Time

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Go on, get back in the game. The city streets are calling your pasty cheeks with the reemergence of $3 sunglass stands and 90s denim jackets. Here is INY with your best bets as to how to get it done. International Pillow Fight Day – JOIN US THERE! All over the world, grown adults will […]

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Models on Bway

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Another fire on Broadway? Apparently not. All that smoke belongs to an Armani photo shoot!

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Ice Cream Weather

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 1 Comments

The sun shines on Morningside Heights! (Which means that the line for Mr. Softee runs back to the gates.)

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Listen Up, You!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 4 Comments

If you haven’t heard of wait what yet, your playlist is due for an update. Wait what, (aka Columbia alum Charlie Kubal, CC ’08) released his first album last Thursday called The Notorious xx (click for free download), a mash up of Biggie and The xx. It’s caught on: NYMag, Prefix Mag, and the general […]

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Joke’s On Us

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 14 Comments

OK! You got us. As you may (or more likely, may not) have realized, our April Fool’s Day joke was to turn Bwog into Bwog for Mt. Holyoke, the all-women’s college. You may have noticed the Mt. Holyoke tower behind the Bwog nameplate, and the women’s sign on Home tab. We’ve been reporting on the day […]

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Realtalk: Selection Times Are Out!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 3 Comments

No email yet, but they’ll be in your StarRez thingamabopper. StarRez–>Application–>Registration Summary, you know the drill. See you in John Jay!

The 2010 Housing Lottery: Your Best Mistake Ever!

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Crime Wave Hits University

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 5 Comments

We’re used to the occasional mugging by underage punks around campus but March has seen greater than its fair share of crime. Perusing our beloved campus crime blotter, Bwog noted several horrific incidents that happened in the last month. Harassment via mobile devices and Internet-enabled computers is up sharply this month. Five students and faculty […]

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Free Food (If You Can Find It)

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 10 Comments

Want to quench your thirst on this glorious sunny day? SEADS in Cambodia has hidden 32 bottles of Orangina at campus landmarks, all with little tags on them with the group’s name. Find them if you can!

sort-of-free food?

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What To Eat: We Tell You Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 7 Comments

Bwog is a chef. We are Jean-Georges. We are Wilma. We are Bwog. What is us? What is reality? Here is what you should eat from every dining hall on campus today. Do what we tell you to do or else we will stop using the imperative and/or stop using the Bwog-third-person all the time. […]

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Admissions Stats Released!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 22 Comments

The Office of Undergraduate Admissions has just released the admissions statistics for the Class of 2014! Be proud, Columbia – we now have an overall admissions rate of 9%. And congratulations to the incoming freshmen for having survived the toughest admissions process in Columbia’s history! Jessica Marinaccio, Dean of Undergraduate Admissions, made the following statement: “The […]

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Take A Study Break With Bwog

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bad adaptations
dakota blue richards you are the worst
dammit chris weitz
festivus
grievances
ian mckellen was iorek though and that was cool
it had so much potential
mr. pullman can you please release the book of dust already 14 year old me is dying here
no other fandom is allowed to complain about bad film adaptations because come on
practice for festivus
STILL NOT OVER IT NEW LINE CINEMA
study breaks
the stage adaptation was really good though
the ultimate study break
you let it out honey. put it in the book.

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Actual Wisdom: John Kender

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
cs for the win
john kender
knowing famous people
onions of wisdom
pearls of wisdom
this is why it's better to be single

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Business Insider Has the Audacity to Judge Us

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and fuck your gender binary too
bitch we're flawless
first of all how dare you
fuck you business insider
nobody has time for your made-up standards of beauty
tell that to my columbia admirer
we're all gorgeous

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XMAS!8: Elves Gone Wild

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middle school sex jokes are the best
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
santa is obviously real
santa's helpers
santas and sweatshops
xmas!
xmas!8

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Senior Wisdom: Benjie Frieling

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bureaucracy deserves some love too
it's that time of the year AGAIN
senior wisdom
senior wisdom december 2013
sleeping through operation ivy league

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Columbia Makes the New York Post for Rape Allegations

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bwog gets serious during finals
bwog is starting to lose faith in humanity
columbia makes the paper for bad reasons again
New York Post
shit is cray
take care of yourselves ladies
thank you cu dems

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GS Erects a Flag Today

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don't say we didn't give you excuses to leave butler
finally some representation
gs
making columbia actually feel like a community one flag at a time
what a nice day for a flag raising
you're too good to us 2013

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Live at Lerner Holds Amazing Study Break Today

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live at lerner
more things should be herb-crusted
om nom nom
so many study break opportunities out there competition is fierce
stressbusters are one of the 3 best things about Columbia

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