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Columbia’s Calorie Crunches

By Liv Nelson on Jan 30, 2019 0 Comments

Going to Dodge isn’t a pleasant experience for anyone. It’s smelly, sweaty, and you’re often confronted with the sight of a fiendishly good badminton team reminding you of your athletic inferiority. Sometimes, when I’m feeling particularly masochistic, I’ll haul my ass to the weights room at 6 am just to scare all of the protein-shake-consuming-males […]

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What The Hell Was Going On In The Carman Basement All Week

By Jordan Merrill on Jan 30, 2019 1 Comments

Staffer Jordan Merrill theorizes/investigates/conspires about the “renovations” in the Carman Hall basement.

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Bwog Helps You Get A Job At Target Edition

By Brigid Cromwell on Jan 30, 2019 1 Comments

Happening in the World: A dam rupture in Brumadinho, Brazil left 84 dead and 276 missing earlier this week. Three Vale employees and two engineers were arrested on Tuesday for the collapse of the dam, which had been weighed down by waste and mud. The people arrested were involved with the initial construction and/or recent inspection […]

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Opening Remarks: 74-Year Old Pervert Edition

By Zack Abrams on Jan 29, 2019 1 Comments

Professors have all break to think of a perfect first impression. Yet, they all choose to say this stuff. Here are the weirdest things we heard from week one of classes, in our bi-annual opening remarks post.

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Things On This Campus Are Too Tall

By Sarah Braner on Jan 29, 2019 1 Comments

Bwog compiled a list of all the things on this campus that are just Too Tall. Prezbo, make this campus shorter please.

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Subscribe To Our Newsletter Or You’re A Rotten Egg

By Eva Sher on Jan 29, 2019 0 Comments

Newsletter Editor Eva Sher is very excited about the newsletter. As you, our beloved reader, know, Bwog is THE place to get your campus news, free food alerts, campus conspiracy theories, and random information you didn’t know you needed but we give to you anyways. We know it’s hard to keep up with all of […]

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S.W.I.P.E.: Seniors Will Inherit Proudly (All) Extra (Freshman Meal Swipes)

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Jan 29, 2019 0 Comments

Alma Bwogger (and lowest-possible-Barnard-meal-plan-using-senior) Betsy Ladyzhets explains the delicate art of getting underclassmen to swipe you into dining halls.

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Bwoglines: Stuck In An Elevator Edition

By Eva Sher on Jan 29, 2019 0 Comments

Happening in the World: Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, the Vice President and Prime Minister of the United Arab Emirates and the Ruler of the Emirate of Dubai, presented the awards to public officials that help advance gender equality at the Gender Balance Index 2018. Men won these awards in all three categories that he presented. The […]

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Field Notes: First Full Week Of Classes Edition

By Vivian Zhou on Jan 28, 2019 0 Comments

Bwog starts off the semester and gets ready for the first full week of classes this past weekend. Send your stories to tips@bwog.com to be featured.

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Swipe Right On Bwog And Submit Your Personals

By Vivian Zhou on Jan 28, 2019 0 Comments

In case you haven’t heard, Bwinder is the new Tinder. Bwumble is the new Bumble. Bwindr is the new Grindr. I could go on. We’re nearing the end of January, which means there’s only one last holiday to celebrate with your significant other– or for most people, a lack thereof. Tired of hearing cheesy pickup lines on various […]

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How To Finesse The Good Version Of Microsoft Word

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2019 3 Comments

New Bwogger Jeffrey Ndubisi noticed that CUIT has not been giving students the best version of Microsoft Word. He decided to call them out for it in his first Bwog post.

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Knickerbocker Recap: Victories! Edition

By Abby Rubel on Jan 28, 2019 2 Comments

Sports Editor Abby Rubel is pleased to bring you good news on the first Monday of the semester.

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Summer Lovin’: A Choose-Your-Own Adventure

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bwog loves love
dine with deantini
psa don't go swimming in the hudson
this was supposed to be a genuine list of date ideas
what is the opposite of cuffing season

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Bwoglines: Weed Edition

Sam Seliger 0

4.20 billion
pun intended
the boat drew a giant dick with its tracking path before it went in the Canal. thats karma baby
Titanic 2

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Housing Coverage 2021: Day 9 Roundup

Jewels Tauzin 0

housing coverage
housing coverage 2021
im surprised ec is still there tbh
your options just go down from here sadly but you have more time to get better housing!

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Columbia Engineering School Announces Rocco Commisso, SEAS ‘71, As Class Day Speaker

Grace Novarr 0

class day 2021
class day speaker
rocco commisso
seas

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Student Council Weekly Roundup: Elections And Events Edition

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ccsc
esc
gssc
roundup
sga

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Columbia’s Four Undergraduate Colleges As Anonymous Piazza Icons

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barnard was also going to be a beaker but i hate chemistry too much
barnard was originally going to be a scale
bwiazza
i have never been to campus so these are just a lot of wild guesses
i mean if i could take five classes i would too
pls dont get offended it is all in good fun
we love all four schools <3

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Canvas Down For My 8:40…Whatever Shall I Do?

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canvas? more like can-celed
did i pay attention in my 10:10 while i wrote this? absolutely not
this author cannot resist a king lear reference

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Bwoglines: Democracy And Dolphins Edition

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b'scursions
covid-19
democracy works!!!!!
dolphins!!!!!!
nyc dolphins

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