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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 3

By Bwog Staff on Apr 07, 2016 1 Comments

Hogan is gone. EC only has 6th floor doubles. Must be time for juniors to pick! We hope that you come out of The Cage feeling something, because that’s a good indication that you survived. Either way, we’ll be waiting for you on the other side, ready to provide comfort and/or stickers. Just make sure […]

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Introducing The Columbia Class Of 2020: Just Plain Weird

By Bwog Staff on Apr 07, 2016 8 Comments

Yesterday we showed you the first glimpse of Columbia’s Class of 2020 from the—now deceased—Lion Order [lion emoji] GroupMe, which included abounding enthusiasm for an idyllic scholar’s life and quite a bit of misguided aggression towards other schools. While we won’t deny those are the two things which Columbia prefrosh most prominently grasp onto in those strange […]

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Tamasha Rising Tomorrow Night!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 07, 2016 0 Comments

Tamasha Rising is Friday, April 8 (tomorrow!) from 7:15 to 11pm, in Roone Arledge Auditorium. Held every spring by Club Zamana, Tamasha attracts over 1000 undergraduates, graduates, alumni, and parents. This talent showcase is designed to promote South Asian culture and to encourage campus unity. This year’s show will include performances by: Raas Bhangra Dhoom Taal […]

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Bwoglines: Yer A Wizard Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 07, 2016 0 Comments

Get ready to feel a little more mediocre than you already did: New York high school senior Augusta Uwamanzu-Nna is the second student from her school to be accepted to all eight Ivy League Schools. Oh, and she got into MIT. (CBS) John Stamos as a crazy French Chef? The upcoming production of The Little Mermaid at the Hollywood Bowl […]

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Ask Bwog: How To Seduce Your Senior Scramble Match

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

Earlier today, we received a question from an anonymous tipster about the Senior Scramble results, which supposedly came out today. The email said: “i got a senior scramble match do i email them back? wink at them over a 40? plz advize” Well, tipster, we can assure you that you’re not alone in wondering how […]

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Student Council Election Results Are Out

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 7 Comments

CCSC, ESC, and University Senator results are out. We’ll skip the fluff – here’s your new student council! Some big positions are listed here, and every position’s full election results are at the bottom of the post. CCSC Executive Board: President: Nicole Allicock (1U Party) VP of Policy: Abby Porter (1U Party) VP of Finance: Anuj Sharma (1U Party) VP of Communications: Josh […]

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Introducing The Class of 2020: Columbia Rox And Everyone Else Sux

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 11 Comments

Most of us look back on the early posts of our class Facebook groups with shame and bewilderment—they are testament to the one quality that freshmen at every institution embody: utter doltishness. If you’ve ever hoped that the species would evolve past this kind of posturing, it was in vain, for the Columbia Class of 2020 […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 2

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 6 Comments

If you made it through Day 1 of housing selection without passing out, good for you! Have a Cow Tale to celebrate. Even if you did lose consciousness, have a Cow Tale anyway. Maybe your blood sugar is low. The stakes will only get higher as the days go on, so make sure to stay […]

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Presenting High-Def Pictures From Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

Ready to just move on from Bacchanal? Unfortunately, you still have to put up with all the great pictures we took at the event. This one goes out to all the people who were too drunk, high, or lawn-relegated to take good pictures, not to mention all the people who were CAVA’d at noon. Relive […]

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Fix The Carman Elevators: A Plea

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

Ostensibly, Carman has three elevators: two slow people-movers right past the security desk, and one freight elevator, if you’re willing to climb steps and walk through empty, circuitous, vaguely-menacing hallways. Of course, this hasn’t been the reality for the past few days—nearly a week. Instead, there has been only one operational elevator in a building housing […]

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GSSC Celebrates April Fools And Goes Overboard On Gala Budget

By Romane Thomas on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

GSSC isn’t afraid to have a little fun…but that doesn’t always result in a balanced budget. Winsome Wednesday contributor Romane Thomas reports back on the goings-on at GSSC, from poorly Photoshopped images and website redesigns to frisbee games and Gala drama. Last night, General Studies Student Council (GSSC) started off celebrating April Fools by putting […]

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Bwoglines: Dying Mantis Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 06, 2016 0 Comments

The Statue takes the New York Times: news of our sit-ins and petitions over a hunk of metal has reached that intellectual bastion. The point of the piece: Columbians don’t not protest something when they can protest something. (New York Times) Iceland’s prime minister proves not so cool under pressure—he’s resigned after the leaked Panama Papers […]

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Senior Wisdom: Aaron Thompson

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haha get it because he said he'd give up oral sex
honestly how could anyone give up cheese
i like where ur head is aaron
no pun intended
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PSA: Orgo Night And Midnight Breakfast Are TONIGHT!

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i can't wait to eat so many donuts i fall into a food coma til my monday final
shoutout to sian beilock for serving me eggs last semester
tbh not a huge breakfast person but this is basically the only time i hardcore enjoy breakfast

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Senior Wisdom: Rachana Gollapudi

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do the bagels at peet's in milstein count
senior wisdom
them shits SLAP
yo where can i find that bagel ranking tho

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Bwog In Bed: Flee To NYU Edition

Sophie Tobin 1

hahahahahahah im so tired
i am bobo the fool
i have so much shit to do and havent TOUCHED it
who tf let me into columbia

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Senior Citizen Wisdom: This Old Man We Found Sitting In John Jay

Jordan Merrill 4

it is late and we r all old
late night bwog
lnb
senior wisdom
swisdom
the later it gets the older i get

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Columbia Plumbing Goes Down The Drain

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call the plumbers STAT
circling the drain
drowned
Flint NY
frozen
ghost in the water bottle machine
poisoned
scalded
water demons

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Bwog Does Homework: Time Management Tips

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Senior Wisdom: Deniz Ulcay

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delivering salsa and cigars to members of congress
not junior wisdom
recling fighure
Reclining Figure
salsa
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