Thought I’d share a few of the intrusive brainrot thoughtbabies that plague me daily (especially in and around Butler library)

Let down your hair, babygirl. Lousey’s home. 

Every year, Columbia College students are subjected to the Literature Humanities curriculum. Today, I will answer the question we have all been secretly asking ourselves: which “Gilgamesh” character is the most smashable? I have compiled an exhaustive reasoning for each character in a frat flu-induced haze.

I know because I was almost one of them…

Sometimes you need to just shit on the floor, amirite?

My mother, my country—do not abandon me.

Columbia has gone sour. 

I had to tell someone. 

Um…apparently Minority Leader of the United States Senate Addison Mitchell McConnell III is becoming the new President of Columbia? 

A horsefly entered my room. I decided to interview him for the student news publication I write for. Here’s what happened.

A sequel to Andy Weir’s hit 2011 novel The Martian has been released, this time taking place at Columbia’s campus!

The Wet Gala is Columbia’s annual precipitation fashion event. When choosing an outfit for the rainiest days of the year so far, who slayed the hardest?

Welcome to the Lime Lips Renaissance.

*One night

Despite taking the nation (and Bacchanal) by storm, the Black Out Rage Gallon, casually known as BORG, stemmed from meager beginnings.