Written by Bwog Staff
February 14, 20143:48 pm 4 Comments
All the flavors colors of the rainbow
Where does Duane Reade get off selling a three pack of condoms for $6.99? We all know that’s absurd, but tonight when you notice that condom in your wallet (the one you got from that anti-smoking street performance group six months ago) is just a little too expired, you’ll shell out that seven bucks without hesitation. Because blind robbery is bad, we’ve pooled our collective campus condom knowledge to help you out.
With valentine’s day coming up, and just in general, you should do something about where to get free condoms around here. Because broke college students should have safe sex too. I just don’t know where to get them.
– Tippy the Tipster
Tippy you’re right. Condoms should be easily accessible on campus, and in fact they are. Columbia Health Services offers 5 locations where condoms and other safe sex supplies are available:
The only location that provides constant condom access is Well Woman at Barnard, but unfortunately a Barnard ID is required as it is inside the dorms. If you find yourself consistently in need of condoms at 3am, dating a Barnard girl may be the most cost effective option. Now that Bwog has successfully saved you all your small bills, be sure to hop in a cab after your night of debauchery — it’s slippery out there and that way the fun can start early. If you’re looking for more information on health and sexual related services at Columbia, check out the Health Services website. And remember, kids, consent is sexy.
Gandalf’s Condom Collection via Shutterstock
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October 12, 20113:30 pm 5 Comments
Furnald: Not zoned for intercourse.
Think your first round of midterms is stressful? At least your parents aren’t in town—note the following exchange between a macho-looking father and his Furnaldian son. The dialogue took place in a Furnald hallway, whilst the father pointed toward the dorm’s notorious resident condom bag.
Father: So, have you been utilizing these condominiums?
Son: Uhh, yeah. Sure.
One kind of “high-rise” via Wikimedia Commons.
Tags: "condominiums" is a weird thing to call condoms and sort of perplexes us, condoms, furnald, housing, oedipus complex? is that a stretch?, overheard, parents say the darndest things, real estate, sexual frustraytion
November 21, 201010:52 am 0 Comments
They probably did this in The Fast and the Furious
Image via Wikimedia Commons
Tags: bwoglines, condoms, jersey shore, the feds, the pope
September 05, 20106:29 pm 17 Comments
Use condoms. Have a good year! Guide by Stephen Davan. Click to enlarge in a pop-up window.
RAs and other Good Samaritans, you can download a PDF version of this map for printing in color or greyscale.
Columbia Condoms: Gotta Catch ’em All!
Tags: condoms, free condoms, is this sexy?, not obama condoms, things your parents would rather not know
May 03, 20104:08 pm 2 Comments
Guy to girl, in conversation:
“Ok good. Because nothing happened…”
“But we did use a condom.”
Image via Flickr/victoriapeckham
Tags: condoms, denial, overheard, the morning after?
April 25, 201011:45 am 20 Comments
Bacchanal has come and gone, and the sun has risen on an amazingly immaculate Low Plaza once again. But while you were getting your drink on, your smoke on, and your face rocked by Wiz Khalifa, Ghostface Killah, and Of Montreal—and probably the shoe of a crowd-surfer or two—Bwog was in and around the concert venue doing some serious investigative journalism one-on-one with the artists. Here, the inside scoop and some things you might not have noticed or known:
Photo via Wikimedia Commons
Tags: blue moon, chewbacchanal, condoms, diapers, lies lies lies
December 14, 20087:49 am 5 Comments
Entrenched in finals, begging for mercy. Outside the reading rooms, the real world keeps working.
Starting with the good stuff: CollegeOTR may have been correct in saying Columbians are “oversexed“: A Columbia sex ed professor (oh yes, we have those) is worried about the rise of what a popular television show termed “What What in the Butt” among teens. Yikes. But another Columbia professor has shown that using protection is actually sexy. Alice! is pleased, since hookups are totally replacing dates.
The best way to communicate with extremists is to do it in their own language. And hope that they read what you give them. Unfortunately, some of them will still hate PrezBo.
Columbians in charge of the Pulitzer in journalism have decided that the Internet is real. And an exciting proposition: the music industry is considering blanket licensing for universities, and Columbia witnessed the presentation.
Two of the winners of the Siemens Competition in Math, Science and Technology have applied early decision to Columbia, but Bwog can’t ascertain whether they got in. One has a perfect GPA, a perfect SAT score, and seven AP classes under her belt. Under the gaze of Alma Mater, however, everyone slides down the totem pole a little bit.
Tags: AltSpec, anal sex, condoms, lawsuits, links, prezbo, pulitzer prize, unlucky 13s?
May 08, 200710:39 pm 7 Comments
Last night, tipster Ryan Withall recommended checking out 317 Hamilton, where, he wrote, students had gone a bit crazy on the blackboard during what must have been an intense study session.
Curious, Bwog took a break from work and headed over, to find a creepy crop circle of chairs, arranged in the shape of a heart. On the board, someone had scrawled some puzzling aphorisms:
“Taste love right now because
forever eats at the Olive Garden”
“Bravery thinks for no one, love the face you share with friends”
“Treat yourself, you never know when the ones you love will move to the center of the solar system”
“The Bouncing Baby drowns my sorrow”
“Safety approaches those who full heartedly bathe in sweet cookie batter, for thine is the Sophomoric help”
Also, Bwog heard that some charitable sophomores were wandering through Butler several hours ago, getting rid of their stash of 500 condoms by strewing them across desks ringed by toiling students, as if to say, study break!
Tags: condoms, finals, kindness
October 26, 200611:04 am 3 Comments
Bwog has no words.
In other potty gossip:
Guy #1 – So, I almost crapped myself during the exam because the professor wouldn’t let me leave.
Guy #2 (after pausing pensively) – I think if a professor doesn’t let you take a dump during the exam, it should be considered fair game to just drop your pants and lay one right on their desk.
Guy #1 – I totally agree.
Guy #2 – It’s like telling them, “Ok, you wouldn’t let me handle my problem alone, so now it’s your problem.”
Thanks to Steven Thomas for easvesdropping in Hamilton elevators.
Tags: condoms, flowers
September 30, 20068:59 am 3 Comments
Two guys walking out of McBain…
Guy 1: So wait bro, what if a girl had a sex change like her second
year at Barnard, would she still be allowed graduate?
Guy 2: Or if a Columbia guy had one and then wanted to transfer to Barnard?
Outside of Tom’s. A group of 4 boys…
Boy 1: No, I’LL put the condom on MY head, and YOU’LL take the picture
with your camera-phone.
Boy 2: Fine. We’re goin’ to Duane Reade.
Heard something absurd? Send it in: email@example.com
Tags: barnard, condoms, overhead, overheard
April 25, 20062:47 pm 11 Comments
An eagle-eyed Bwog correspondent observes that this condom has been sitting outside St. A’s for three days now.
At least when these frat boys are screwing the poor, they use protection…
Tags: condoms, st a s
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