Many of us are experiencing Columbia dorms for the first time, and we’re all rushing to make comparisons. Everyone’s busy making their own tier list it seems, so here’s one I’m sure you ALL were thinking about. 

Get a name change without taking the 1 to civil court.

From a Barnard Babe with too much to say.

This weekend was the annual CUPAL Kickoff and Bwog could not be more jazzed about student art!

It is no coincidence that Duolingo and Duo Security both start with “Duo,” as both are incredibly annoying.

Chargers of all shapes and sizes should be able to charge at NoCo!

Fellow Bwoggers ventured into the laundry rooms of their freshly moved-in dorms and noted just how incredibly scary they are. When every trip to the laundry room feels like a descent to hell, Bwog feels that it is necessary to rank each dorm by how likely you are to be found dead while laundering.

Is it all worth it?

We are cursed with knowledge, and now you can be too!

Bwog sat down with the creators of the Instagram page @weloveprezbae, a fan account for Barnard President Sian Beilock.

You might think I’m exaggerating. I am not.

In which guest writer and Games Club Vice President Linus Glenhaber wants you to genuinely have a good time.

Stop trying to make FDOC happen! It’s not going to happen!

“I don’t know… I think I’ve become more of an optimist since coming here…”

The week is ending but NSOP isn’t!