Local sorcerer Alexander Keefe has solved the mystery of the Ferris potato thumbtack!

Good latest. Here’s the morning.

Hartley is might be the ugly duckling of the freshpeople dorms but it’s hiding a heart of gold (and sometimes cockroaches).

In the last installment of CU Alumni Movies, Bwogger Miyoki Walker has decided to cover the heartthrob of the moment, the final boss of Columbia Alumni: Timothée Chalamet. 

Your CC professor has nothing on Chloë when it comes to explaining “a priori”!

Check, check, Is this thing on? Oh yes, it is. Will Cagle is up next!

Happy May! Remember last month? No you don’t. Still capable of perceiving time? Of course not. Want to still feel somewhat grounded and are okay if that means believing in the semi-sound concept of time? We can help you there.

Julia wants you to give LateNite a chance and join! As she said, “u mite like.”

Maybe you truly don’t need real-world experience before you get out there in the world and start doing your thing! Or maybe Georgia is just really in the mood for some extra chaos in the streets right about now.

Did you know Eva studied abroad? 

Amelia is here to let you know the precedents to cite when dealing with Columbia.

Sorry, Ferris. Nik is a JJ’s fan now and forever.

Looking to bake something delicious so you can stuff yourself so much that you need to take a three-hour nap afterwards? Look no further!

John Jay’s got the singles that are ready to mingle. Also, food and beautiful views.

The ~most mature~ of the Barnard dorms provides an excellent home for your first year of college.