Bwog is in quarantine, its unnatural habitat. Here’s a list of some of the things on Bwog’s bucket list for after we get out of quarantine and back on campus.

Barnard first-year Fritzie Schwentker already declared her major. Here’s her story. 

An anonymous Staff Writer, like many of you, longs to be reunited with Team Ferris Forever’s iconic avocado toast bar or as another Bwogger noted, “green goo” bar and is here to help you fill that void. 

We’ve all flown to the moon, ended up at the bottom of the sea, and ventured into that mysterious cave, but now it is time to take on the wildest, most unexpected, truly thrilling adventure of them all: your social isolation Tuesday in quarantine. 

Symposium, nicknamed that because of the Greek restaurant right by this dorm, is great for juniors and seniors who want a quiet brownstone and an apartment-style living space while near the action. 

Daily Editor Jeffrey Ndubisi shows us the best calculator to buy when you can’t use your trusted TI-84.

Without her biweekly-movie-theater visit, Bwogger Miyoki Walker feels lost. In efforts to find some direction during this ongoing nightmare, she’s decided to spend all of her time watching movies featuring Columbia alumni. 

You probably already have plenty of reasons not to be doing schoolwork right now, but here’s a few more to add to your list.

For seniors who want a slice of privacy while still being included in the general East Campus scene, the townhouses offer separation from constant busloads of elevators filled with drunk freshmen.

Otherwise known as Staff Writer Victoria Borlando’s “I think these things are very Columbia.”

Cheesy, gooey, a little bit spicy: this is truly the ideal food for days on end at home.

Who knew human laws applied to mythic beasts!