I don’t usually write posts comparing Bwog articles with other Bwog articles, but as they say, cats only bark twice.

You already know the stereotypes for every Freshman dorm on Columbia’s campus. But do you know the personality type for each Carman Floor? 

This summer’s renovations blessed Carman with some single dorms (on the lower floors), providing the perfect balance between a social scene and privacy.  Staff writer Reyna Choi reports on her fabulously good luck.

Barnard’s got new digs, and Cara Hudson-Erdman’s got the lowdown.

Next up in our housing reviews for freshpeople is Brooks Hall, the oldest and wisest of Barnard dorms. 

Wallach, the most wholesome and laid-back of freshman dorms, is perfect for independent freshpeople who want to cook for themselves, listen to fab piano music in the lounge, and have a homey home to come back to after a night ~on the town.~

Meet the LLC’s alphabetically-premier half, Hartley.

NYC’s hottest club is: Carman! 

Named after one of our favorite founding fathers, John Jay’s got the singles that mingle. And lots of food.

Now that the final stage is over and most have finally caught their breath, Bwog brings you a recap of just what the hell happened in this year’s 1/2/3 housing lottery.

Next up in our Barnard housing lineup is 116—the middle child of the 600s. Not considered as responsible as 600, but also not as adorable and exonerable (word?) as 620. Here we go!

It was the best of times for some groups, and it was the worst of times for some unlucky sophomores. Betsy “Finally Graduating From This Shit” Ladyzhets and Sarah “I have to do this two more times?!” Braner bring you the results.

Generally considered to be among the best of Barnard’s dorms, 620 is highly desired among seniors and juniors with great lottery numbers. On the upper floors, there are massive windows, lots of singles, and great views. Just watch out for the hill and dangerous proximity to Shake Shack. 

Today marks the Mary-Berry-Jason-Terry-very last day of housing selection. 

Just steps away from Shake Shack (not sure if that’s a pro or con), 600 W 116th Street is a conveniently located, suite-style dorm. Now that 6-person Barnard groups have gotten their numbers, upperclassmen– read on if you’re not feeling so confident; rising sophomores, read on if you’re feeling lucky.