Bwog Staffer Elena Christenfeld knows how you’ve been feeling this quarantine season, and she has just the right jigsaw puzzle for every emotion you might be going through. 

Bored in quarantine? I know you have a to-do list that you’re avoiding!

We might all be socially distanced, but that doesn’t mean Bwog still can’t get up to some shenanigans, even if only in our imaginations. 

Gyms closed. Can’t go outside. A sudden obsession with baking and cooking. Are you feeling a little plump? We here at Bwog can help. 

Mondays to feel like Mondays so I’ll finally stop sleeping through my 10:10’s…

It is I, produce royalty.

If there’s one thing on which we can all agree, it’s that calculations should never be done on the fronts of envelopes. That’s why today we’re going to use the back of an envelope to do a previously unattempted calculation—finding out our distance from Alma.

Happy Aries Season! The good news is that y’all share a sign with Lady Gaga, James Franco, and Robert Frost. The bad news is that you are probably celebrating in quarantine. So, while you won’t be able to go over to your local pâtisserie and pick up your favorite goods, here is Bwog presenting: What […]

Bwog reminisces about moments on campus.

To my fellow Zoomers, please never apologize for your cat arriving in the frame. 

Bwog Staff Writer Will Lyman washes his hands. So should you.

Now that all classes are taking place over the online wonderland that is Zoom, we students have limitless possibilities to creatively multitask. 

Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda can’t actually fight people while responsibly socially distancing, so this will have to do.

Some housing group names are just inherently better than others.

If you are going to post another change.org petition on your Facebook feed, we hope it’ll be on one of these funky fresh topics.