If only I were born twenty years sooner… 

Guest Bwoggers and Barnard first-years Elena Christenfeld, Yuki Adams, and Sylvia Riordan have been living it up in a forced triple (aka a double that three people are shoved into). They offer suggestions of how you too can make the most of a cramped situation.

Staff Writers Eliza Staples and Aditi Misra present a curated guide for the meal that even dining halls can’t mess up: ice.

Not all grocery stores are created equal. Here’s a definitive local ranking.

Staff Writer James Perry wants to flex the sheer power they possesses from wearing cowboy boots around Columbia’s campus.

An anonymous Bwogger is fed up with the sweltering lecture hall that is Altschul 202. 

It is a cold hard fact that students forget what they learned in school over summer vacation…but winter break is shorter and so we must remember more of what we learned, right? Right??

Do you ever yearn?

More saving. More doing. That’s the power of Bwog.

This Bwogger has been watching too much “You” on Netflix.

Staff Writer Alyse Rovner has come to understand the magical powers and prestige of the John Jay Spa water.

Bwog teaches you how to professionally waste class time.

News Editor Lauren Kahme dishes the tea on how to have a glowing epidermis in the dead of winter…with student debt in mind!

This Bwogger witnessed an epic faceoff in their Postmodernism class yesterday, which led them to question: if “blackberry” means “I love you,” what does kicking a cockroach out of a classroom mean? 

Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda provides the Columbia community with an actual email she sent to an actual professor teaching an actual class that’s guaranteed to get you off the waitlist. Here’s to your soon-to-be perfect schedule.