Didn’t you get the memo? The world is ending.

And other items that Morningside Heights establishments should start selling. 

Any similarities to the actual experiences of pre-med students have been gleaned from late-night Slack conversations. 

So useless to deride, so useful to descry: Ferris, the best dorm on campus, gets described. (Note: This is the first of Bwog’s annual Housing Reviews. Check back soon for more.)

Do you ever make a grammatical error so foolish that you question your own intelligence? Do you rely on spell-check to spell the words yesterday, restaurant, and tomorrow? Have you ever sent a text that says “I’ll be there in a sex”? Cause, same. 

Bwog staffer Will Lyman, inspired by Beta Theta Pi’s recent “Dante’s Inferno” event, reimagines the Literature Humanities curriculum as party themes.

One key part of being a student at Columbia: being CAVA’d. Here are the reviews.

Take a compatibility test to see if you and your potential roommate are a “perfect” match!

Bwog staffer Will Lyman has made it his life goal to sneak into the elusive Lerner Hall undetected. Today, he shares his story.

Duality was the name of the game this weekend for Bwog.

This is a PSA about color combinations in the Diana smoothie line, for regulars, occasionals, and (most importantly) newcomers.

The writing feels endless, but Bwog did some quick math to figure out exactly how screwed we all are. 

  Ever wonder what the day-to-day agenda for a first-year student looks like? Think no more. One Bwogger has finally uncovered the real answer that no college admissions session could ever reveal to you. Below is a detailed timeline of the usual activities from 9 am to midnight.

OK, maybe not “quick,” but hopefully interesting.

Scenes from Absolute Bagels: 11:30 am, Saturday, Feb. 22.