Hey, can I show you a picture of my cat?

The quintessential freshman experience.

Swifties and literature, it’s a love story.

Best friend visiting for spring break = a week of all the touristy activities I never have time for. 

Sadly, no one thought of “Bworg”.

Good things DO come out of First-Year Writing!

So much to do and see and dance to and sing about and we did it all! 

Join us in Lerner 510 at 9 pm tonight for a post-Bacchanal open meeting!

A story of random roommates and normal people.

If you’re a rising junior or sophomore and had a tough time in the lottery but consoled yourself by thinking of how easy it’ll be as a rising senior think the fuck again.

An earthquake? In NYC? Groundbreaking.

I SAW HIM!

On lesbian feminist architecture and tea kettles.

Good things never come easy, but I’m so happy you’re here :).

This piece offers a satirical look into Columbia’s club culture. It is intended as a satire and constitutes a work of fiction. The piece was inspired by a similar commentary from the writer’s high school newspaper, The Musket.