What’s more “Working for the Knife” than an all-nighter in Butler?

The story of my friend's late-night encounter with the paranormal while sitting in the Butler stacks.

To the people who have been rearranging the letters on the message board, I have some suggestions.

Students took advantage of the snowstorm by building snowmen all across campus.

Sometimes you have to take to a snowy beach, the park, a museum, or even a Communist-themed party. 

Brooks residents live in the oldest building, have a mouse problem, and have no AC. Please, Sulz residents, why must you have it all? 

Will you find—or share—your Pluto?

Whether you had a wonderful Valentine’s Day or a sub-optimal Valentine’s Day or spent the day solo celebrating yourself or a Galentines—this is for all of the above xx

The publication with the coolest tattoos.

The perfect food for rabbits briefly occupying human bodies!

What if there was a new Department at Barnumbia?

There is absolutely zero justification for a Celsius to cost more than four dollars.

If you ever find yourself up at Columbia Medical Center’s campus, check out the Health Sciences Library! 

Next up: Columbia will begin requiring a minimum of four semesters of rizz to gradute.

Publisher Sophie C and Social Media Editor Tal Bloom are fighting again.