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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 1 Comments

As our semester draws to a close, we (as most Columbia students tend to do) are already looking to the new year. As you make your way home for the holidays, remember to take time this vacation to relax and realign (or something…do we sound like a Soul Cycle instructor?). Here’s a list of our […]

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 0 Comments

It’s (technically) the last day of finals, but we’re hoping your professors moved your finals that were supposed to be today to some time last week. Most of Bwog is home by now, and we’re using this winter vacation to relax, recharge, and return to school feeling like we’re “on a new level” (or something). […]

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 4 Comments

The outpouring of actual wisdom continues with Statistics professor Phillip Protter, who talks surprisingly little about statistics and surprisingly a lot about football and coffee houses. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I click to save the world, therefore I am. Claim to fame: I took second in the mile relay for the state […]

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Bwog Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 1 Comments

Now seems like a pretty good time to reflect upon the past year, so we used a website called Poetweet to turn some of our tweets from this year into poetry. Poetweet kindly produced a sonnet, a rondel, and an indriso, and even titled the poems for us. Some of the stanzas are quite apt, and […]

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are a trying time – not only for our minds, but also for our hearts, bodies, and souls. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun on the weekend … right? We’re stressed and we’re distressed, but we’re hanging on. At least, we’d like to think we are. And, as always, if you’d […]

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 3 Comments

With finals bearing down so heavily upon our backs, we could all use a little humor and a little wisdom. J.C. Salyer, term assistant professor in the anthropology department at Barnard, offers both. Also, cats. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I reject the cynical econometrics of your neoliberal biopolitics and its implication that […]

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Shit Our Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals is a time of searching frantically back through your notes, fervently hoping that something you scribbled down in a lecture two months ago will help you pass your exam tomorrow. Bwog has been doing the same thing, but unfortunately, instead of stumbling upon useful insights, we only found strange doodles and barely-decipherable comments. Here, […]

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 6 Comments

Back in October, three Baker Bwoggers made “special” brownies – special in the sense that they contained pretzels and caramel. Two months later, after a semester at college and in the midst of finals, other Bwog staff writers decided it was high time to make some really special brownies. And by “really special,” we mean with oregano. It’s […]

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Bwog In Bed: Be Your Own Hero Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Yes, we know, it’s Monday. And not just any Monday – the Monday of finals week. To get through this trying time, you’re going to need courage, perseverance, and the kind of ridiculously positive attitude that will make all the cartoon villains resent you. Unfortunately, Bwog can’t give you an epic training montage, but we can […]

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Dark Night Of The (Final) Soul

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 1 Comments

As finals season comes to a close, the fall term is wrapping up in typically horrifying fashion. For this semester’s final installment of Dark Night, Bwog is bringing you the good, the bad, and the ugly. But, as usual, mostly just the ugly. Notes from the field of darkness: “Sat next to a girl in East Asian this […]

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Housing Reviews 2019: Symposium

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housing 2019
let us in!!! let us in!!
Symposium
wish i lived in a brownstone but totally alone

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Here’s What It’s Like To Call Barnard Public Safety

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bwog love
i feel like he has at least three daughters
i hope one of his daughter's name is jackie
idk i could just see it
what a guy tbh

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It’s Fucking Warm(ish?): Playlist Edition

Jake Tibbetts 1

at least it's sunny tho
if only it wasn't so fucking windy
im such a survivor
straight up vibes up in this bitch
time to accept the fact that my seasonal depression is actually just depression
yesterday it was so windy that i had some sort of debris blown into both of my eyes and was momentarily blind

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Housing Reviews 2019: Wien Hall

Leo Bevilacqua 2

#WIENERS
allen ginsberg's ghost
bwogggy style
can CC get mad about this
censorship
deantini
delusions of grandeur
don't get lazy on me
hahahahahahahah bi-sexual
i c u p
i don't quite know how to take that
love me some fancy architecture
love me some potty humor
mosquitos
oh c'mon I was joking
sadomasochism
sex
tennesee williams would be proud?
the jap lyf chose me
U listening?
WILLIAM FUCKNER

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Housing Reviews 2019: 600 W. 113th St

Sarah Harty 1

had to ask my ex hookup for these photos
he wouldnt send one of his room
hm is that cause we fucked in it lol
housing 2019
nussbaum and YOU

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Bwoglines: Frog Rescuers Edition

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are they frustrated by their slowness
are turtles happy
bwoglines
he was okay tho
honestly those volunteers are heroes
how do we know if turtles are happy
i need to call my therapist
i need to know if turtles are happy
one time i saw a turtle in the middle of the road and i made my mom stop so i could move him to safety and i was literally sobbing
seriously someone please answer i've been looking into this for months
they just make me so emotional
turtles just get me every time man

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Housing Coverage 2019: Day 3

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Bwog Housing
doubled my sugar content since starting housing
housing coverage 2019
rising juniors this one's for you

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Housing Reviews 2019: 47 Claremont

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47 claremont
hardwood floors or bust
honestly why is claremont still so slept on
housing 2019
Housing Reviews 2019
if you're worried about housing sleep with a wooden spoon under your pillow
it's so hard to find 7 people who want to live in a suite together

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