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An Ode To Uni Cafe

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 3 Comments

Yesterday, Uni Cafe was shut down for health code violations. Today, some deranged tipster who considers Uni Cafe bagels to be delicious wrote this ode: To the restaurant you creatively dubbed “UNI” We mourn the shutdown of yesterday Your doors are locked, your tables too roomy Your open-ness seems so far away. Away from 115th […]

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Overheard(s): Revealing Truths

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 0 Comments

While sitting in the bushes the past few days, Bwog has overheard students spilling some secrets, questioning life, and making some promises. Read on for some choicy bits: On college walk: Girl 1: “Have you ever…?” Girl 2: “No! I mean, I’ve been tardy before, but I’ve never…ditched.” Bro reading a text to a bunch […]

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Banksy’s Siren of the Lambs Spotted Near Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 3 Comments

Banksy’s been in New York City recently. A tipster spotted his most recent work, filling a slaughterhouse truck with stuffed animals, near 112th Street and Broadway. If you have pictures, send them to tips@bwog.com! Image via Alexandra Preiser

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The Creepy Carving Contest

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 3 Comments

It is that time of year, when a girl can wear only lingerie and animal ears and no other girls can say anything else about it time for Bwog’s annual Pumpkin Carving Contest. Plan on failing all of your midterms? Don’t say you failed because you weren’t smart enough, say you failed because you were too busy carving […]

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Bwoglines: Really Paranoid About Technology Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 0 Comments

Apparently, the people who built the healthcare.gov website weren’t expecting as much traffic as it has received since its launch. The price for having the website shut down as a result? They’re having a congressional hearing… (Al-Jazeera America) The New York Times Editorial Board, responding to two recent reports produced by Amnesty International and Human Rights […]

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An Ethnography of the Vomiting Multitude

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 7 Comments

And when Moses went up the mountain Columbians became impatient, because they could have been studying instead of waiting 40 days for his return. So they created their own idol: the Reddened Bull. When we heard someone was writing an ethnography about Homecoming, we had to get our hands on it. Read on as Bwog’s anonymous […]

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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow. Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]

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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]

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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]

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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]

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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]

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CU Elections Update: GSSC Candidates Announced

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bwog loves gssc
cu elections
gssc
sorry the cartoon lady looks aghast i promise we're excited

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Morris Justice Project Continues To Fight Stop And Frisk

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morris justice institute
not a broken window
school of social work
stop and frisk

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GSSC Adresses Student Access And Representation Of Black Students

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"lit gala"
gs gala
gssc
more representation!
puppies
will gs get access to undergrad dorms? stay tuned

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The Class Of 2021 Bingo Board

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"welcome to columbia"
"where can i buy weed?"
72k space
buy sell memes
class of 2021 bingo
i cant wait to meet the class of 2021!
rush bwog
throwback to the class of 2020 groupme
wheres the prefrosh that uses really bad and excessive new york slang

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Bwoglines: It’s Raining L’s

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bwoglines
happy hump day
i was def at that station in the past 3 weeks and i didnt see that basketball
raining l's
stay strong columbia
the mta sux
who the fuck brought a basketball to the subway and DROPPED IT
wtf was that dog fight tho
y$

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Housing Reviews 2017: 47 Claremont

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2017 housing reviews
47 claremont
at least they added fucking crosswalks
bwog housing reviews
clanking pipes
claremont ave
close to bway au lait god bless
close to diana god bless
close to pisticci god bless
mesaas majors should live here
the fucking construction is the bane of our existence

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Peoplehop: Poet Spencer Szwalbenest

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bwog is spreading the love around this semester
bwog loves freshman
bwog loves poetry
i think it might be time to do something with my life
jts
peoplehop
snaps
the dream is to have a supportive and clean roommate

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Housing Reviews 2017: Plimpton

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be adventurous and live 5 blocks up.
hoping for a single in a suite dear god
housing 2017
I don't feel like sweating balls next year
i wish laundry was free
need that speedy wifi to read bwog
plimpton
there's just so much life waiting for you on amsterdam

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