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Fireside Chat: Globalization, Globalization, Globalization (And Canada)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

On Tuesday evening the ever-indomitable President Bollinger hosted one of his intimate (75 guests), candid (carefully prepared questions), and free-food decked Fireside Chats at 60 Morningside Drive. Curious staircase climber Alexandra Avvocato was in attendance, ready to both report and eat as many miniature sliders as possible. Climbing up the marble staircase of Bollinger’s mansion, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Hartley Hospitality Desk

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Now that Breaking Bad is over, Bwog has to wonder what Hartley Hospitality Desk workers do whilst ignoring our maintenance requests to: have our locks fixed, get our broken toilets replaced (looking at you, Carman), and help us raise/lower/rebuild our beds. Naturally, we knew Blue Cheetah would have the answer, as our trusty source for […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Fuzzy Animals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 4 Comments

Janelle Batta, BC ’11, might be a boring paralegal by day (she thanks LionSHARE for that), but by night she saves the animals of New York City. There’s a fundraiser from 7-10 pm tomorrow night—Pawty at Pourhouse—where your alcoholism can benefit the animals of the animal rescue All Sentient Beings. Bwog’s Feline Fanatic Sarah Faith […]

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Shit My Textbook Says

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Bwog asked for the weird things seen in textbooks. Here’s what we got. No shit, Sherlock: From a book on McCarthyism: “It’s hard to have a witch-hunt without witches” The editors forgot to take it out of the final draft: From a chapter on cyclic molecules: “‘Clearly the ring had an unwholesome power…’ —J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Cheesecake Brownie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 3 Comments

In today’s Butler Café poetry, Bwog isn’t sure whether Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana wrote this description. In any case, the cheesecake brownie isn’t too shy about its double identity.

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John Jay No Longer Quite So Hot

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Thanks to the 1100-signature petition delivered by Student–Worker Solidarity to Columbia Dining, John Jay Dining Hall workers no longer have to endure a ridiculously hot kitchen. Pizza-baking, which apparently puts out a lot of heat, has been moved downstairs until Dining can put in better ventilation. Press release: This evening, workers at John Jay excitedly […]

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Bwoglines: Is This The Onion? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Are you still feeling sad that Breaking Bad is over? Cry no more! The One World Symphony House here in New York is remaking it. As an opera. An anti-Semitic Elmo was arrested in Times Square and sentenced to a year in jail. Oh, and he also tried to extort the Girl Scouts for $2 […]

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USenate Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 37 Comments

As we announced earlier, after an interesting turn of events, there will be a direct election for the University Senate. There will be a debate in the Lerner Satow Room on Sunday from 4:30-5:30 pm and polls will open next Wednesday. The candidate list has just been announced and is as follows: Conor Skelding Alexander Andresian Yassamin Issapour David Kang David Froomkin Marc Heinrich […]

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Swingers Invite Ty Cobb to Stay

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

Bwog was tipped about an interesting addition to a double in the LLC. Check out the picture and post below. Sometimes even a double can feel lonely, which may explain why a pair of roommates chose to welcome a life-size poster of baseball player Ty Cobb into their home. Now, it serves as a welcoming and terrifying surprise […]

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www.LectureHop.com/r/founders

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 4 Comments

It was a night of memes, millionaire know-how, passionate creativity, and indispensable advice. Sunday, October 6th, the Columbia Organization for Rising Entrepreneur’s hosted an event which brought reddit co-founder and webshow host, Alexis Ohanian, to the Roone Arledge Cinema – along with two other notable new-tech moguls and former CC students, Jared Hecht CC ’09 […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Bran Muffin

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 2 Comments

Today Bwog ventured into the Butler Cafe and stumbled upon this marvelous muffin. Brown and beautiful, domed and doubtful, it drew us closer. Marked as “bran-tastic” we even felt an urge to try it. But then we saw a Red Bull and drank that instead.

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The Small Victories of Midterms: The Butler-ite

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

In which Bwog brings you The Small Victories of Midterms: illustrations of the little things that make you feel good during midterm season. To start us off, we have he Butler-ite who looks surprisingly well put together. Note her poise, her intense gaze, her large head (containing a large brain of course). This is the smart and studious […]

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Packing Playlist 2017

Sarah Kinney 2

class of 2021
fuck your ivy league sweater
go ahead everybody judge this playlist
i secretly love frank sinatra
nsop 2017
playlist
see you soon
theres so many songs about new york eek
we all know how much amara loves playlists

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Shake Shack To Open In Morningside Heights This Wednesday

Bwog Staff 1

also wait jj's doesn't even have cheese fries or alcohol
can you imagine living above a fucking shake shack
cheese fries
get cheese fries in our belliessssss
jj's is gonna be open 24/7!!!!!!
one of our commenters said ollie's was involved in trafficking?
shake shack
surprise!
tbt ollie's
though we have brought alcohol into jj's before

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Houses And Homes: Melbourne

Gabrielle Kloppers 0

gonna miss our parents cleaning things when we have to look after our own shit in 110 next year
houses and homes
land down under
we could really go for some dumplings rn
wherever you are it probably is not (literally) cooler than this
wish it was winter here tbh

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How To Win NSOP 2017

Bwog Staff 1

an important event not in this post: underground tour
how many bears are on bear mountain
if you don't decorate every statue on campus with glow sticks you're doing the glow stick party wrong
literally lit... get it
not to sound like a grandma but why does everything have to be an app now
nsop 2017
rush bwog 2017
we had to download multiple apps for this

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Houses And Homes: Manhattan, Still

Dassi Karp 0

hills inside cities is just a crazy idea
hope everyone else went somewhere fun
houses and homes
none of my friends care about revolutionary war tidbits so i'm making you all suffer instead
tbh I spend more time at work
the toilet broke my first night here its like a real grown-up experience

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Packing With Bwog: Things You Can’t Forget For Your First Year At Columbia

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carman hall it gets a LOT better
class of 2021
get that damn fake id
miss you courtney
miss you joe
nsloppyyyyyy
nsop 2017
packing
RIP CANNONS
rush bwog
rushbwog
thank titty for our second fake
trust us
what are the first yrs gonna do without cannons though?
yung bagel
yung titty

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Did Shake Shack Kill Ollie’s?: A Conspiracy Theory

Youngweon Lee 6

back on our bullshit
bwog conspiracy theory
conspiracy bwog
did shake shack kill ollie's
i'll have a shake shack shake after every boxing class next semester
rip in peace ollie's
this is just banter don't take it seriously
very excited to see pictures of shake shack's progress
we love u shake shack
y$

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Houses And Homes: Seattle

Mia Lindheimer 1

cats are the heroes of my summer ngl
climate change is still fake news though right?
copper river salmon has once been described as "gucci salmon"
houses and homes
i have such a nice view when it's sunny i promise
long live don and sloan
love u aaron sorkin
seattle
smells like beijing tbh
that lens flare tho amirite
weed
who else prefers the newsroom?
y'all my mom's friends went crazy for frose

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