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Bwoglines: Drama Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2013 1 Comments

Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank would have been a belieber. OMG GUISE HES BEING SO SELF-CENTERED EVERYTHING THAT JBIEBZ SAYS IS IMPORTANT (Sun-Times) Microsoft apparently is working on a smart watch. DIDNT APPLE SAY THEY WERE DOING THIS LIKE MONTHS AGO COME ON MICROSOFT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER (Apple Insider) Drug tsar says financial crisis […]

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Registration Sensation

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 6 Comments

In preparation for the beginning of registration tomorrow morning, Bwog’s been noticing some oddities in the Columbia bulletin–missing times for Art Hum classes, the standard lack of Global Core courses (leave suggestions of good ones in the comments, please), and the overwhelming notion that every class is at either T/Th 4:10-6 or M/W 10:10-12. In […]

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Pre-Freshpeople “R” Us

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 9 Comments

Live music, name tag chains, sauntering parents, and teenaged strangers in your hall bathrooms—it’s Days on Campus part one, people! Part deux is next weekend. Relive your prefrosh misadventures with the full schedule below: More like dazed on campus, amirite via Wikimedia Commons

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 3 Comments

Make mistakes at Bacchanal? Just forget about it, because that was so yesterday! You can start over today by going to the Bwog meeting tonight in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner at 7 pm. Bring your ideas, your friends, and your fingerless leather gloves à la Hilary Duff in this music video. […]

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DumbledOrchesis

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 3 Comments

Madysen Luebke, a wizard who “just hasn’t gotten her Hogwarts letter yet,” sat down and had the retinal signals of the Spring Orchesis performance relayed to her brain. Although the lack of Harry Potter was greatly disappointing (given the title), the Spring Orchesis performance still delivered a good dose of the headmaster’s charisma the audience […]

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Jessica Fingers Vigil Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 1 Comments

There will be a candlelight vigil to remember Jessica Fingers tonight from 7 pm-9 pm on Low Plaza. A moment of silence will be held, and several people will have prepared statements that will be read. After this, anyone attending who would like to share a few words about Jessica will be asked to come forward […]

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Class Registration Starts Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 6 Comments

Don’t worry—we’re freaking out too. Take deep breaths. Build your schedule. ssollolz via Wikimedia Commons

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Bacchanlawlz

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 16 Comments

A roundup of lawl-worthy moments from Bacchanal: Memorable (or maybe not so memorable since most of you won’t remember yesterday) quotes: “Did you hear that mosh pitting perfectly mimics random particles in a box?” “I really have to pee and take 4 shots!” “That five year old doesn’t have a CUID!” Drunk GS students outside […]

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Lost: ID and Lanyard

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 0 Comments

Lost my ID in a green Ralph Lauren fake leather ID holder and keys which are all attached to a lanyard—the lanyard is a Gryffindor tie (red and gold striped) and the name on the ID is Elizabeth Wolozin. Please call me at 970.987.2359 or email me at eew2127@barnard.edu if found! I lost them at Bacchanal.

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Bwoglines: Side Effects May Include Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 0 Comments

Side effects of taking Bacchanal may include: Headache, (Health) nausea, (USA Today) inexplicable weight loss, (Today) and doing reckless things with no recollection of the event. (Buzzfeed)

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Bwoogilines; Bacchanal Edishun

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2013 38 Comments

HAI GUISE! ur Friendy daliy here. ALLll I want to say is that u should send us ALLLL your pics, tips, and Cray Cray videoos of today! Send them to tips@bwog.com ! All you need to no in the world is down therr: Set times Morningsiders 11:00 – 11:45 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis 12:00 – 1:00 […]

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Pregame with Bwog: Sleep Optional

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2013 15 Comments

This year’s earlier Bacchanal timing has necessitated different preparation plans than usual among spring celebrants. New plans abound, from kegs & eggs to Absolute & Absolut. To inspire you for tonight/tomorrow, we share one pumped-up student’s particular plan of action, as told to Bwog below. Bwog is taking a page from Jackass and warning you: […]

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Library Review Megapost: The Authoritative Guide To Columbia Libraries

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because you're not actually studying
bwog endorses any library that looks a little like the slytherin common room
library cafes are your only source of nutrition
library review
life rests outside of butler
the stacks is the scariest place ever
there should be a dinosaur library that looks like Jurassic Park
we know our libraries

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Bwog Previews KCST’s Antigone

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Antigone
Hugo Wehe is the best at being Kreon
Ismene and Antigone are DGs
kcst
never trust a greek
never trust a greek seer
nevertheless she persisted... oh wait
preview
read it in Greek next time
remember this entire play is based upon the actions of a CIS WHITE MAN named OEDIUPUS
rush beta
sisterhood
this is why the latins were better
too bad Tiresias is literally a joke

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ESC Tries To Revamp The NoCo Science And Engineering Library

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engineering student council
esc
I can't believe she has the balls to do this
I want a library with space constantly available not one with "fun activities"
if you're reading this right now Ann Thornton then PLEASE actually talk to people that use the library
seriously Ann Thornton has to be Hillary Clinton in disguise or something
your "mental health reminders" don't do anything

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SGA Is Good At Student Governing

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abc
desserts! after! dark!
does anyone actually care about the tree
don't cheat in the elections its not that hard to win
I requested the livestream
like a boss
snaps for snaps
staring at the sunset from my roof looking for some kind of proof
sulz parlor is like hogwarts

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Bwoglines: Climate Change Edition

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bwoglines
climate change is as real as my shitty grades
heros vs. hoagies
humans are becoming an endangered species tbh
i need warm weather
it's almost time to put away those canada goose jackets
online shopping should only be done in class
refugees are people

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Field Notes: Pain Edition

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bruised ass
carman
connecticut
coop
girl scout cookies
glitter
hamilton pug
happy birthday lila's grandma
have y'all listened to Lorde's new single yet i swear to god it's fucking amazing
i love bartenders
the actual cookies not the weed

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Wait, You Mean I Actually Have To (Declare A) Major In Something?

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crying in 209
declare a major
get your life together
gowan pls tell me you didn't just copy and paste this shit from some columbia.edu webpage
relatable content
why don't columbia kids get pins too wtf

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Overseen: Reference Room Chandelier Is Tired Too

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bootyler library
butler library
butt ler library
bwog baby daddy
FML
it will be over soon
midterm day
midterms
reference room
stay humble baby daddies
the dutchess by fergie
you can do it!

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