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The Puppies Return

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 11 Comments

Celebrate the end of your LitHum/CC/all of the finals with the return of happiness, a.k.a a bunch of really sweet dogs hanging out in your dorms. Tomorrow from 2 to 3:30 p.m., the lounges of John Jay and Furnald will be overcome with puppy fur, hot chocolate, cider, and Stressbusters (JJ only). Here’s the list […]

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Ballin’ Over Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 34 Comments

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to stay on campus over winter break? You may be like Bwog and predict a mental breakdown would ensue if you had to see Butler one more time after your last exam, let alone repeatedly for weeks. But a winter break in Morningside Heights is the […]

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2Girls1Snack: Eggnog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 9 Comments

In this edition of 2girls1snack, our intrepid tasters take on that most insidious yet strangely beloved of holiday treats: eggnog. Despite their (for one) general aversion to this creamy concoction and (for the other) total inexperience with this and most other elements of Christmas, the 2girls did extensive research in the name of science. And, […]

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Barnard Mails ED Letters This Week, Sees Record Numbers Of Applicants (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 17 Comments

Barnard is mailing its acceptance letters for early decision applicants this week, and reports record numbers of applicants for the third year in a row. Congratulations to the Class of 2017, who now await their decision by snail-mail only. Believe it or not, future first-years, that part might be easier than using eBear. Statement from […]

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Bwog in Bed: What Are Finals?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 2 Comments

Did you get completely caught up in last night’s drama, too? Between finals, protestination, and The Hobbit premiere there is no reason any Columbia student should have been asleep before 2 am last night. So stay asleep a little longer, hit snooze, and stay in bed with us. But once we close our eyes and […]

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Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]

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Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]

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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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If Midterm Day Was Groundhog Day

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1/4 of the way done with the school year
at least it's thursday right?
at least you're only living it once
if you keep waking up day after day and reliving this kind of hell condolences to you
midterm day
tgit
well like probably (hopefully)
who else still hasn't gotten any grades back in some classes?

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Bwoglines: The Halfway Point Edition

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bwoglines
california's attorney general is kamala harris and she is so badass
harris is gonna run for president in 2024 just you wait
sick and tired of this whole damn election tbh
the obamas are such goals
what kind of a bank makes fake accounts for its customers

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Overseen: Hawkma’s Triumphant Return?

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bwog has hawk analysts on retainer for this exact purpose
hawkma
hawkma has an automatic invite to the next dwb
hawkmadinejad
late night bwog
overseen
we missed you hawkma
what have those hawk eyes seen
what will hawkma think of us now?
when columbia's need is greatest hawkma will rise again
would hawkma read bwog?

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Whine & Cheez: Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio

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appetizers
Bacchus would be proud
Bold beautiful bro
but will there be wine at the reception?
bye felisha
how do you pronounce grigio?
jap lyf chose me
LML
peenoooooooooo grigio
the jap lyf chose me
whine & cheez
white whines
wine pray love

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Tasting Mead With ‘Mead With Love’

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fuck International and fuck Maven
it's not alcoholism until you graduate!
just some meisters and their mead
Le Salle Liquors is so much better than International
Mead with Love
this is like Pith but actually cool

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LectureHop: You Don’t Really Want Your Professor To Disappear

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CIA lurks
everything is connected until proven otherwise
fighting for justice
Jesús de Galindez
lecturehop
OG Columbia political activism
shady dictators
spooky
the world is a mean place

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Twelve Minutes in GSSC: Your New Fave Pre-Teen Game

Romane Thomas 0

columbia needs pep
everybody was a debutante once
gssc
homecoming weekend
mic drop
senior sweaters are the latest vogue trend
shortest gssc meeting ever
we love it when meetings end early!

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Bwoglines: I Can See Through Your Masks

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bring out the popcorn for tonight's debate
butler's not the happiest place on earth
bwoglines
can't we all just get along?
do you have a nobel prize?
good luck on midterms
like a rolling stone
vegas baby!

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