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Senior Wisdom: Zach Levine

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 101 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Levine, Fresno, California, CC, Anthropology Claim to Fame? Columbia’s gayest salutatorian since George Stephanopoulos. Sarah Camiscoli’s daughter. Really-wrote a thesis that is pretend-entitled “The Gayest Miracle.” Pretend-wrote a real porno entitled “The Gayest Miracle.” Columbia’s most confusing salutatorian. Where are you going? New York. My parents aren’t paying for me to fly home […]

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Getting To Know Tamar And Her Piano-Driven Pop

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 15 Comments

Columbia’s got some of all the world’s most talented people, including but not limited to those guys who can/do eat literally four Wilma’s burgers in a sitting. Bwog caught up with GS freshman Tamar Mardirossian, whose singing talent has scored her lots of attention, an EP, “California,” coming out June 19th on iTunes, and this […]

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Fracture Autos Before You Leave

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 2 Comments

Hi, it’s us again. Just reminding you that the fair folks over at Carsplit are here to make your imminent (it’s closer than it feels like, we swear!) departure a tad more pleasant. If you’re heading to JFK, LaGuardia, or Newark to catch a flight in the next couple days, Carsplit offers you a chance […]

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How To Spend Your Next Study Break

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 3 Comments

Today from 4 ’til 8 pm, watch wide-eyed from your street-facing Nussbaum suite as the kinda shitty weather separates Columbia’s free food warriors from the fair-weather free snackers. Häägen-Dazs, purveyor of fancy ice cream and even fancier spellings, will be giving out one free scoop/cone to all those who dare brave the wait. It should go […]

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Donate and Change Hues

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 9 Comments

The slightly-more-suavely named Give and Go Green is happening! Now! Out on College Walk! It will take place today through Friday from noon until 4 pm. They accept “non-perishable food, clothing in good condition, kitchenware, appliances, linens, accessories, books, small furniture, computers, and toiletries,” so bring your stuff on over. Plus, it’s less to store […]

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In Defense of: The In-Class Final

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 21 Comments

As exams begin to wind down, Bwog advocatus diaboli John Sarlitto defends what has been making your life a living hell since Friday: the in-class final. “How many finals do you have?” you might hear someone ask in those heady twilight moments of the semester, before the darkness and the shadows truly set in. A […]

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Putting it Bluntly: Going on a Prospie Tour

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 20 Comments

…on 4/20. Anna Bahr details her journey below. Read this and more in the May issue of The Blue & White, right on the tail of the April issue, on campus this week. As admitted freshman pare down their college choices in late April, arbitrary details become critical factors in the decision making process. Remember […]

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Bwoglines: Respect Your Elders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 14 Comments

Worrying about childhood obesity may be all the rage now, but the first clinic to treat it opened at Columbia way back in 1930. (Newsweek) Gac Filipac, a custodian at Columbia, spent 20 years taking night morning classes for a Classics degree from GS. On Sunday, he’ll finally graduate—with honors! Then it’s grad school application […]

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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Midterm Thots

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and tears
art history midterms are the causes of tuberculosis
don't do drugs until ur done w ur midterms
leonardo no-oscar-o
lol no he won his oscar the meme is dead
there's a hamilton reference everywhere

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SGA Revises Its Revision Policy

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bwog disapproves of gender-based misconduct
don't do gender-based misconduct!
don't let misconducting people lead!
how many drafts till the revising stops?
infinite probably
insta fame at your fingertips
or grade our papers!
so it needs amendments
the constitution's a mess!

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It’s Fucking Warm Out (For March)

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a midterms miracle
bwog has become your weather app
Bwog Weather!
catch us sitting by alma
don't be a sad columbia boy!!
is it finally time to stop talking about fucking cuffing season?
it's fucking warm out
let's go to low beach beach
the low beach geotag is back in full swing
we heard someone playing future on the steps yesterday and had a vision that we were at bacchanal
who needs to go to cancun for break when you can go to low beach?

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Reminder: Sexual Respect Deadline Is March 20

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college students are totally left to be independent intellectuals these days right?
How far off is March 20?
reminder post
Sexual Respect
sexual respect intiative
vote for bernie if you want more sexual respect initiatives
vote for hillary if you want more sexual respect initiatives
vote for one or the other because neither will give us fewer requirements

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Bwoglines: Don’t Think About Midterms Edition

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bwoglines
cry into your coffee in the morning while you wonder what god is directing your life
expand your mind
like an engineer can tell the difference between the passive periphrastic and a gerundive
SEAS thinks they have it so tough with their numbers
seriously latin is hard
the difficulty of a midterm should be the inverse of how much content it covers
why am I in the latin class going the fastest?
why can't humanities classes curve tests too?

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Field Notes: Is It Spring Break Yet Edition

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field notes
going to bed at 10pm on a saturday is the dream tbh
hello subconsciousness? it's us. bwog. it's been a while
literally counting down the minutes until class ends on friday
we're so tired we almost fell asleep compiling this
what does a proper night's sleep even feel like - we're not sure we remember
what songs are on a 'decidedly bat mitzvah themed playlist' though
why can't it be spring break every week

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Shit Bwog’s Notes Say

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bestiality
CC puns
is bestiality a bwog tag now? oh no
more latin yay
notes
pelican symbolizes christ?
shit my notes say
tbt when the pill made my cramps worse
vibrators

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Dark Night Of The (Truly Lost) Soul

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are you sure your soul is recyclable?
dark night
dark night of the soul
please dispose of your soul in the correct disposing container
we aren't sure if it's impressive or sad that that snowman hasn't melted yet
we pick things up and put them down
when will the dark night rise. when will we be free.

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