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Babyoncé Is Being Born at St. Lukes— The Other One

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2011 8 Comments

In case you haven’t noticed, Bwog unabashedly adores Beyoncé, so we were zomg-falling-on-the-floor when we learned that the real Destiny’s Child will be born at none other than St. Luke’s across Amsterdam. Slate reports Beyoncé and Jay-Z rented out their swanky Labor and Delivery Suite for the Bay-B’s delivery. The Birthing Center is complete with hardwood floors […]

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PrezBo Skipped The Fall Arts and Sciences Meeting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2011 47 Comments

Several professors have confirmed to Bwog that PrezBo was conspicuously absent at the fall Faculty of Arts and Sciences (FAS) meeting. While PrezBo has admittedly had a very long semester, so too have his FAS, who’ve spent much of the past year fighting cuts to faculty benefits. PrezBo’s office has no comment about why he […]

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Merry Christmas, Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 25, 2011 29 Comments

We wish you a ludachristmas! So does this guy, spotted sprinting down College Walk. He sounds eerily like the gingerbread man from Shrek, right? Grab your coziest Cosby sweater and peppermint tea, and join us, vicariously, as we watch Christmas specials under heaps of blankets. It’s been some year.

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Making A List, Checking It Twice Only Once ‘Cause We’re Still Tired From Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 16 Comments

As per (sort of) tradition, we asked a select few of our favorite people what tops their holiday wish lists. Read on to find out how you can regift that bunny your mom got you again even though you already have like SIX… Deantini wants a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO, which he says has been what he’s […]

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John Jay Gutted, Possibly Improved

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 20 Comments

First everyone’s favorite sandwich shop is closed for remodeling, and now everyone’s favorite dining hall the place you thought would be like Hogwarts until you tried the food is getting a makeover too. We saw some improvements on John Jay at the beginning of last semester, but it would appear that big changes are still to come. […]

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Lost: Black GAP Jacket Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 0 Comments

Lost: Black GAP Jacket w. zipper. Last seen in Butler reading room next to 209. Worried about possible pocket contents. Please return if found. Contact: sja2124.

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HARDCORE: Behind The Scenes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2011 16 Comments

The adorable back and forth between Deantini and Prof Mercer on set: Deantini: She’s my favorite philosophy professor! Professor Mercer: He only knows one. Professor Mercer: I asked Jim if there was any chance he had ten minutes on a Friday morning— Deantini: I had to clear my schedule, my meeting with the President, the […]

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HamDel Won’t Stop Changin’

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 32 Comments

First Amy leaves, and now it appears that HamDel is undergoing unexplained cosmetic surgery. What will be next? Limited hours with a breathalyzer test at the door? A man can only handle so much change.

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Overseen: How To Take A Class Without Actually Trying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

A tipster spotted the follow desperate measure during one of the last days of finals hell. So many questions—is this printing limit evasion? How can one textbook have so many pages? Dare we ask, are these single-sided? Also, just throwing it out there, the environment…? We’ll file this under “people we don’t want to stand behind in […]

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Bluenote: 1020 Vision

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 16 Comments

Be on the lookout for the November and December issues of The Blue & White, on campus this week everywhere you look in Butler. As we always have done, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Below, Tom Humphreys asks a very important question: who […]

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Oh, The Irony

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

Well, easy come easy go. With just one day left before the end of the semester, the tarp-less streak has come to an end as the South Lawn waved the white flag of surrender. Before we could get a response from Facilities regarding their absence, several tipsters informed us that the tarps were brought out […]

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Staying Put?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 6 Comments

Even if your plan to stay on campus over break was to live the life of a Real New Yorker (suggestions: every morning walk an imaginary dog with the Times under your arm, reenact the top ten Seinfeld moments of all time, playing all parts), you might want to know about a few events coordinated by […]

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Bwoglines: Money Edition

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almost titled this "naked edition"
bwoglines
dining halls closed this weekend
neurosurgeon for president
parent$ weekend got me thinking about ca$h
realized it had no relevance to the other stories
thanks Walmart
Walmart saves the day
what elementary school has a resident chef?
what even is a "naked" palette
when you're privileged af
when your town doesn't have a supermarket
who's worse Carson or Trump
why is it called "naked"
wish columbia had a resident chef
wonders of modern technology

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Dark Night Of The (Midterm) Soul

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crying in an abandoned butler hallway while listening to "hello": a memoir about fall 2015 midterms
cut my life into pieces
dark night
dark night of the soul
fall break where u at
i know when that find my iphone bling
just wanna forget all of our worries and celebrate halloween
midterms
we've been listening to sufjan stevens for the past 36 hours
who studies at STARBUCKS

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Is CCSC Okay?

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"go dodgers!
"i told him to stop" non-consensual candidacy?? someone alert BLUE
2benandvivin1day
bottom links: "bylaws" "something else silly"
ccsc
glad ccsc is in capable hands
lorem ipsum is cool though
sameer
sheep
test testing
the app for swipes may have "happened" but it sure as hell ain't helping much

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She Just Wanted A Hamburger, You Just Wanted To Go To Bed (A Ghost Story)

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2spoopy2eat2creepy2sleep
are you sure you took drugs a WEEK ago?
ghosts need junk food too
halloween
jjs come on barnard kids are people 2
scary peep into our future :/
scary stories

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SGA: Sisters Who Snack

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artsy fartsy
can I hear ya say DIANA
Can you stand the seven sisters? YA DUH
females snacking on Magnolia
I'll take kale after dark next time
meal plans ya know
sister sister never knew how much I missed ya
Social media millennial
sorry took down the fish on my door RA....
student art in mah dorm makin it look swag
the points are the shit
Women's college unite!

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Night In The Life: Ben & Viv

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2spoopy2live2creppy2die
ben and viv
ccsc
deantini
night in the life
we only get emails from 3 people: our mom ben and viv :/
younger gen of bwog explaining memes to older bwoggers is a joy

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Midterms Playlist: Turtleneck Tuesday

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"end me"
commiserating
downing margs at the heights
midterms
midterms playlist
new grimes album soon thahnk u
playlist
suffocating ourselves with our turtlenecks
TINASHE FOR BACCHANAL PLEASE
u can find us at jj's or butler or the heights
we don't support drug use haahhaa ha aaha aHAAA

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Bwoglines: (Hopefully) Edible Edition

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(bwog is very vegan-friendly we promise)
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food
nails are a good source of protein at least
new food trend: cannibalism?
oh canada
peanut butter cups on everything 2k16
vegetarians beware
we wanna be ffs though
we're just jealous
who'd rather smoke a pack than eat a kielbasa... oh those damn vegans

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