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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]

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Bwoglines: The Clock’s Ticking Edition

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biden and bernie in one post
bwoglines
c'mon biden we know you can do it
daaaame angela
does this mean we're finally moving on from talking about trump?
had to fit kanye in there somewhere
i just count the hours
sorry bout it
the FBI is still sus af it turns out
we had to give a shout out to rookie as well

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Funny Things That Happened During Homecoming

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CUMB > Penn marching band
CUMB for life
CUMB steals the show
didn't know we had cheerleaders
Homecoming 2015
kite flying during a football game?
mafia or football
parents' weekend
philly to new york is a haul
privileged students
streak may be alive again after today's game
the streak is dead
who is al bagnoli/gnocchi/ravioli
who murdered the streak

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RoomHop: Carman K-Pop Crib Is Klassy With A K

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carman
Carman may be classier than we thought
CU generation
k-pop
K-Pop pillows forever
passion
we wish he was our roommate
what's in the bathroom though?
who knew there were so many K-Pop groups
who knew you could accumulate so much K-Pop memorabilia?

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A Conversation With CCSC Class Of 2019 President

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Class of 2019 forever
Columbia College Student Council for life
CUID discounts
Deantini is moving up
future memoir-writing plans
House of Cards
illegal to have pet turtles?
Insomnia cookies in Carman
lmao Toronto's mayor (Rob Ford) did coke
Obama vs. Rob Ford
pumpkin carving next Saturday
school politiks
student council appears to be lit
turtle in carman?
twinning
which political leader do YOU identify with?

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Bwoglines: Life Ain’t Fair Edition

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bullying is some fucked up shit
college is better than high school
East Campus dorm < hotel room
glad we don't use cars to get places
high school blows
no wonder NYU cost so much
not really though (he's republican)
poor governor christie
running for president sucks
super glue
teenage boys are stupid
texas
the metro is ok
village cribs
why would you do that?

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Breaking: Deantini Promoted To Director Of Security For CCSC

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breaking news
ccsc
deantini
deantini is never wrong
go home ben you're drunk
ily ccsc
so confused
this is the most ivy league email i've ever read tbh
what the actual fuck is this tho
what will happen next
when ccsc drunk texts u

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A Night In The Life: Your TA

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"i need more alcohol" is a night in the life of EVERYONE
a night in the life
alcohol is a concept in chemistry right
night in the life
ok proud of them still but wow
sigh why would people subject themselves to such torture????
TA
then again so does being a chem major
wow being a TA sounds horrific

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Music And Literature Get Slightly Emotional

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betsy the best-y
eventhop
go betsy
i get emotional all the time but im not music or literature so it doesnt matter
i never knew eastern europe was this cool tbh
i want to see
it aint over till the fat lady sings
tru
v important

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