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Overheard: No, Not That One

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 19 Comments

A girl reading The Aeneid on the subway is approached by a random older man. Guy: What are you reading? Girl: The Aeneid. Guy: Oh, I remember reading that. I liked the Iliad better. Girl: Me too. I can’t wait to finish this so I can read the Metamorphoses. Guy: Oh man, I love Kafka. Girl: Yeah, […]

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Lost: Burberry Scarf

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 0 Comments

Last seen at Il Cibreo on January 19 around 1am. It’s beige cashmere with unique colors which complete the original burberry pattern. If you took it by accident please contact aln2133@columbia.edu. If you took it because you like it, not cool.

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Free Hacking and Snacking at DevFest

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 1 Comments

DevFest, a “week long application development experience” sponsored by the Application Development Initiative, kicks off today in Davis Auditorium at 1:00 pm. According to a tipster, there will be a bounty of snacks including Chinese food and WestSide sandwiches—ample fuel for the 24-hour hackathon which begins today as well. DevFest runs all week, and features workshops […]

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Happy Name Day, NoCo!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 6 Comments

Today marks one year since Bwog deepened our romance with the Northwest Corner Building by polling you, dear readers, to find the perfect nickname. NoCo beat out such worthy contenders as “NWC,” “The Cheesegrater,” and “The Panopticon.” Whatever you want to call it, take a moment to raise a cup of Joe to our shiniest and most […]

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Bwoglines: College Problems Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2012 1 Comments

It’s another scandalous day in the Ivy League. Patrick Witt, the Yale quarterback who was lauded as a sports hero after he opted to play in the Harvard-Yale game rather than sit for his Rhodes Scholarship interview, has been accused of sexual assault. Turns out the Rhodes committee found out about the (unofficial) accusation and suspended […]

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Are Engineers Bad Great in Bed?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 42 Comments

It appears that our blue neighbors to the North have a serious problem: in an article published last Friday, Yale Daily News reports that Yale’s single men are “maybe-I’ll-just-eat-this-sandwich-instead” terrible at copulating! Bwog is keenly aware of the prevalent hook-up culture at Columbia, so we wondered, what about our men? A wild commenter has already done […]

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Welcome to 2004

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 26 Comments

Bad news, friends: we now have one less thing to bitch about. By the end of 2012, your Columbia-provided email address will change over from Cubmail to Gmail. That’s right—no more of this. According to Spec, to start, “50 to 80 students […] will be selected for the trial run by Shollenberger.” What we want […]

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Let Your Hair Down; Show a Little Ankle

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 2 Comments

Saturday night features the annual Dance Marathon in Lerner Party Space. Ass shaking will commence at 1 pm Saturday, and end at 7 am on Sunday. The event has been organized to raise awareness, and money, for the fight against pediatric AIDS. It seems like there will be some pretty good music, with Gavin Russom of LCD […]

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When It’s All a Sick Joke

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 8 Comments

Today, a few intrepid Columbia students unsatisfied by ethnically ambiguous dining hall offerings ventured into Hamilton 702 with open minds and empty stomachs for the supposed first lecture of a course entitled “Masterpieces of Western Food.” While immediately put off by the alarming lack of snacks, this audacious reporter stuck it out, for reasons of journalistic […]

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Gilchrist Wants to Return to Columbia, Has a Message for Us

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 14 Comments

As reported a few days ago, the College Republicans have been considering bringing Jim Gilchrist, co-founder and president of the Minuteman Project—a controversial group aiming to stop illegal immigration—back to speak at Columbia. For those of you who don’t remember Gilchrist’s last visit to campus in October 2006, violence broke out between a group of protestors […]

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Overheard: The Name is the Address

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 5 Comments

Some times the devil is in the details. Other times its in the name. Girl 1: Where’s 1020? Girl 2: On Amsterdam somewhere… Girl 1: Like, where? It’s a pretty long street…. Girl 2: I don’t know… I’ve never been there before. Bwog recommends brushing up on your celestial navigation before setting out on this […]

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Cooking With Bwog: Something for Everyone

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 1 Comments

Last semester, we sent Matt Powell on a series of missions to see what he could cook up with the contents of a random individual’s room. In the midst of the start-of-semester flurry, Matt has prepared an improvisational piece for this week’s installment of Cooking with Bwog. Let’s get real—I’m the kind of person who […]

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The Cathartic, Communal, Columbia Cry

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announcement
cu loves traditions
cu traditions
drown out the sounds of passing ambulances with your own voices
in which case congrats to you you're smart and will ace all your finals
nobody except nyu kids
primal scream
Reminder
there was one in wash square park this week but nobody went to that
unless you know
warning: ivy league shade
we hated even just typing that tag
you'll never know what tag we meant

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Bwog In Bed: Get Pumped Edition

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baby bend ova
bwog in bed
ew @ourselves
it’s the final push
let me see you take that final
never forget drake
soon you’re gonna be saying "it’s over it’s over i’m leaving I’m gone”
the final stretch
we’re so close fam

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Senior Wisdom: Shrey Jasani

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A little town called Midtown
Material trappings are dooming our society
Roti Rollllll
Sadly stress is the constant state of humans at CU
So few smiles to go around
That's a pretty deep answer to our oral sex vs cheese question

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From The Issue: Portrait Of The Artist

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'Utilize your youthful sexiness before it runs dry.'
All of our words are a labrynth
Erasing drawings is so stigmatized
Getting out of the labrynth
Has your sexiness run dry?
That pokemon fandom

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Tweet, Lion, Tweet

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"we couldn't beat the good Ivies" for some reason this is reminiscent of the ivy league snap story
bwog tries to understand sports
god bless the football team
we millenials only really comprehend or retain information when it's explained to us in tweet form

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Music To Sad Study To

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banks wore a cape when we saw her open for the weeknd
did you get the lana del rey reference in the title
is beach house still cool?
just tryna sad cry to joni
playlist
slow jamz
sorry if we just made you even more sad during finals

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In Defense Of: Not Studying At Butler

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butler
butler or panem? we just don't know
ido
In Defense Of
is betsy trying to stream jessica jones in the library
pro tip: find those black swivel chairs in butler 301 and use them as portable study stations so you don't need to fight over actual seats
tfw u start forgetting what ur bed looks like because u've slept in butler 301 for the past week
THE DREADED B-WORD
we bet some of you are at butler reading this right now

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Bwog In Bed: Key To Success Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog is trash for snapchat stories and historical musicals
forget bombing agrabah we want to move to agrabah so we can tap into the supply of young rich hot disney princes
if hamilton wrote the other 51 you can study for your goddamn environmental science final
overheard at barnard is a national treasure
THEY don't want you to know who THEY are
THEY don't want you to leave butler
THEY don't want you to succeed
when butler is still completely full at 4am and you lowkey lose your faith in the world

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