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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwoglines: It’s Gonna Be Okay Edition

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are there any problems that can't be solved by a baby panda tbh
bwog watches a lot of netflix possibly too much
bwoglines
just put a baby panda in the same room as a bunch of world leaders. they'll be compelled to compromise on at least something
like if you remember david tennant in doctor who
what is ben carson's campaign team doing? how do they not know where ct is? (then again does anyone not from ct know where ct is?)

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RIP FroSci?

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Deantini is actually amazing
field trips omg
FroSci needs to go
literally anything is better than FroSci
Rough Guide to the Universe is actually a cool name
so it's like LitHum but with science
the end of science

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Get Educated (And Free Food) During Trans Awareness Week

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free field trips
free films
free food
free ice cream
get educated
look up "delicate shades of pink and blue" if you didn't get our reference
so much FREEDOM
the IRC is actually used for things? who knew
Trans Awareness Week

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BunsenBwog: Cough Cough

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BunsenBwog
drink more gin and tonics if you go to Southeast Asia
ebola is scary
malaria is one of the worst things to suffer through
resistance of anti-malaria drugs is so so bad
stats on stats on stats
thank god we all got our free flu shots right?

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LectureHop: Is Feminism Jewish?

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Bwog prides itself on NOT being Jezebel
every answer is a correct answer in this case
fuck Jezebel seriously
intersectionality is the death of movements
is feminism jewish?
lecturehop
one thing Spec has going for it is that it isn't Jezebel
that's something right?

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GSSC Appoints New VP of Policy

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Barnard Winter Housing
did they get a new projector though?
GS is love GS is life
gssc
Gym renovations
Michael Neier
Student Affairs Committee
these are the questions that must be asked
we're kidding about the elderly comment we love GS
weird pranks
who says the elderly can't have fun?

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Bwoglines: At Home And Abroad Edition

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500 dollar tickets are literally ridiculous
Bwog makes puns
bwoglines
de Blasio does something we can finally stand behind
if only Obama was forceful where it actually mattered...
informing our audience
Obama can be forceful sometimes in foreign policy
wednesdays are political with Bwoglines
who's playing the Summit with those ticket costs? Waka Flocka?

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Buy A Meal Plan And Eat, Too

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" life at an ivy
Columbia is being so flexible and thoughtful!
does Duane Reade sell turkeys
does MoWill sell turkeys
does Westside sell turkeys
flex
flex your muscles
in this instance CU extends their support--amazing
it's not like our meal plans already cost more than half the world makes
life in NYC
thanksgiving
what about barnard?
what is an "unanticipated emergency need
wheee "free" money
who gives a fuck about turkey anyway it's pretty gross

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