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Overheard: They Just Don’t Get It

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 12 Comments

Earlier today, a fire alarm shattered the sacred silence of Butler library. As bleary-eyed ref room denizens shuffled out, a fireman’s words reminded us of the harsh reality. Fireman: (to students leaving the library) “It’s a Saturday! Why are you guys in there on a Saturday?” Burned. Safety via Wikimedia Commons

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Only at Columbia: I Would Like to Buy a Prefix

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 5 Comments

A pedantic Columbian couldn’t resist pointing out Il Cibreo’s EGREGIOUS spelling blunder. Yes, someone actually took the time to scrawl this correction on a post-it. We have a sneaking suspicion it’s a Bwog commenter… jk love you guys! We’re just as guilty.

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Big Brother or Concerned Mother?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 1 Comments

Dining Services can play the role of mother when needed. The question is whether or not the mother is a kind one that gives you unlimited fro-yo, or an overbearing one that tells you things you already know. A tipster too busy indulging in Chipotle to deal with lines at the Action Station sent us […]

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Blue Man Group

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 2 Comments

Perhaps he is there for structural balance? Or maybe he has been condemned to a life of holstering the statue’s weight for betraying his brother. Either way, since Bwog last passed by the sculpture, this strange little blue man has entered the postmodern circle of life. What’s going on here? Stay tuned for a review […]

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LectureHop: Just Zadie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 7 Comments

Thursday night, Columbia was lucky enough to host one of the most well-spoken contemporary authors. Zadie Smith, famous for her acclaimed novel White Teeth, took the time to share some thoughts on the role of the writer in the modern age. Her manner was so warm and relaxed that Bwog’s Literary Correspondents Suchith Vasudevan and Victoria […]

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Bwoglines: Morose Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2011 0 Comments

After killing a Bronx native in Morningside Heights two months ago, Michael James was arrested while walking his pit bull. (DNA Info) A master of melancholy, Tim Burton will be designing a float for this year’s Macy’s Day Parade. (The Huffington Post) The Saudi Crown Prince Sultan bin Abdulaziz al-Saud died this morning of colon […]

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Last Night with LateNite, Fall Anthology 2011

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 25 Comments

Bwog’s comedy correspondent, and Saturday daily editor Bijan Samareh, got his first taste of Late Nite, late last night. He tells it from a freshperson’s perspective. You can see LateNite for yourself tonight and tomorrow at 11pm. When I hear the term “student-written plays,” I dread concept-heavy experimental pieces in which characters recite Shel Silverstein […]

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Obama Not the Only One Pulling Out

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 7 Comments

As you have undoubtedly heard by now, our Commander in Chief has announced the unilateral withdrawal of all American troops currently in Iraq. While the decision has topped headlines around the world, we have our own milestone to celebrate. Trojan researchers along with Sperling once again declared Columbia the sexually healthiest school in the nation […]

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Cooking with Bwog: Kitchenware Essentials

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 7 Comments

As much as we love our campus, there is nothing spectacular about the square footage on some of our dorm kitchens. Cooking with Bwog helps you make the most out of your cooking while still dining in style. For this week’s installment, blade master Matt Powell breaks down the chef’s tools of the trade. Basics […]

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Bunsenbwog: Saving Lives Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 3 Comments

When they’re not headbanging or falling for our anecdote baiting, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by infectious disease specialist Zach Kagan. Columbia anesthesiologist and Med school Professor Stephen Shafer took the stand Thursday in the trial of Dr. Conrad Murray, the personal physician […]

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Boringside Heights: (G)astronomical Proportions

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 0 Comments

McAC and Dining Services wants to thank you for helping them stomach the 712-foot sandwich that landed in front of Barnard earlier this week. To add to the momentous occasion, they have released a tally of the ingredients, almost all of which were consumed in a span of five minutes. Some of the ingredients (eggplant?) […]

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EC Residents Get (Un)Screwed

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2011 6 Comments

If you live in East Campus, you may have woken up to find an email from your RA about the recent elevator vandalism. As the email explains, damaged light fixtures, broken glass and tampered wiring have prompted the East Campus Residential Programs staff to seek compensatory action for damages. We share an excerpt of the […]

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Fall First Year Candidates For CCSC And ESC Released

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10/10 party names you guys
bwog 2015
bwog's vote is a secret (#PizzaRat2015)
ccsc
esc
maybe obama will show up at elections
proud of the class of 2019
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SGA: Haven’t We Heard Enough About Policy Changes? Nope

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Barnard Bearoness is back pitches
Bwog gets serious with SGA
Comment if you read this
Damn the free food is at the bottom of the article
If you can't put out your social fires then put out a literal one
SGA has a Snapchat?
Title IX

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122nd Varsity Show Creative Team Interviews For Those Who Think They Are Aziz Ansari

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bwog
bwog is just jealous of your humor skillz
bwog is very ready for the weekend because of brunch
how is everyone's tuesday going
if you get in put in a good bwog plug every other line or so
interview for them you guys!
maybe we are all aziz ansari deep down
now we are hungry for waffles
psa
the secret is we wanna be aziz ansari

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Bwoglines: Literal And Figurative Rats Edition

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bwoglines
come on don't lie to Bwog
comment if you actually read Tuesday bwoglines
comment if you've ever had a pet rat
comment if you've ever had a SURPRISE UNVACCINATED RABIES POSITIVE pet rat
did the rat video make anyone else hungry
even the vegans
live your best life
rats n raps
says PizzaRat guy
thank you PizzaRat guy
we love us some weightless rampant male insecurity

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Field Notes: No Pain, No Gain Edition

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bwog loves public safety
field notes
is insomnia really that great?
losing a monthly metrocard is like going bald all at once or dropping an entire cake on the floor
no one else remembers that embarrassing moment but bwog does
public safety is here for u
seven minutes in elevator heaven
sharing is caring
what does it mean when the one thing that defines you no longer defines you?

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#RushBwog: We Want You For Business, PR, And Tech

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business casual
get important stuff done for once
maybe you'll hack websites who knows
rushbwog
techies pls apply especially if you can put up with bad humor
this is pretty much wolf of wall street
we don't usually wear suits though

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Swipes App Is Now Available for Download

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ccsc
emf
flip
Food Insecurity
help other people out
it's not too hard
psa
swipes

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Results of AAU Sexual Assault Survey Released

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aau survey
get it together
prezbo
scary stats
sexual assault
these links are important

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