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Lost: iPod Touch

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 0 Comments

iPod Touch with no cover and pink lily background. Lost in Hamilton or Hartley. Please email hz2219@gmail.com if you’ve seen it. There will be reward if found.

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Primal SCREAM/Pillow Fight 2011

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2011 41 Comments

In perhaps the most confusing 30 minutes of campus tradition in history, both the pillow fight and Primal Scream overlapped. Though purists waited until 11:59 pm to start, zealous first years joined the fray as early as 11:30 pm. Even a few of the dedicated bodies in the reference room rose from their seats to […]

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Killing Me Softly, But Loudly

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 19 Comments

At midnight 11:30pm MIDNIGHT (there’s still time—get your asses out there!), rouse yourself from whatever it is that you don’t want to be doing, and vent your emotion, exhaustion, and aggravation on others by smacking them with pillows and screaming your lungs off. Remember the last pillow fight? That was epic. Facebook says 864 people […]

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Senior Wisdom: Yonatan Gebeyehu

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 35 Comments

Keep on keepin’ on with the help of some senior wisdom Name, school: Yonatan Gebeyehu, Columbia College Claim to fame: Numerous Columbia theatrical productions, including 115th and 116th annual Varsity Show, playing PrezBo with a white wig and soffe shorts. Where are you going? Staying in New York, I got a job working at a […]

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Hidden Talents: The Fire Breather

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 13 Comments

In Hidden Talents, Bwog exposes your classmates as the strange and glorious wunderkinder they truly are. Below, Bwog’s Embers Enthusiast, Atira Main, interviews the vivacious vixen Reina deBeers, a fire breather. If you know a stunt double, hostage negotiator, or curling champion who’d like to be profiled, email us at tips@bwog.com. You may have seen […]

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Overheard: Summer Romance

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 15 Comments

Love is in the air! Just look around you—sometimes you have to squint a little, but there’s magic in the minutiae. On 116th and Broadway: Girl: So do you love me or not? Guy: Right now I just have to take a massive dump. Coming out of a girls’ bathroom: Guy: I don’t understand what […]

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Dear Columbia,

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 25 Comments

Hamilton is FUCKING FULL, kthxbai. (Click the pictures to enlarge) Butler is probably full too, but at least the Hamilton squatters have the decency to leave apologetic notes. Tipped by D.H.

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Senior Wisdom: Nicholas Sanz-Gould

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 29 Comments

Another senior bestows his fleshy wisdom. Name, School: Nicholas Sanz-Gould, CC Claim to fame: I’m co-president of Chowdah Sketch Comedy, sometimes I have poems published in Quarto and New Poetry, I kinda have a thing for gold shoes, and maybe you listened to my radio show with Peter Licursi. (It was called Boy Polloi.) Where are […]

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Touch Yourself in Dodge

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 8 Comments

Bwog is pleased to bring the second edition of our relaxation series. This time, our Scandinavian-in-Residence Ricky Raudales tells you how and why to take advantage of the sauna. Treat yourself (literally!) after your long weekend of studying. Bwoggers, circa 1993 With the dog days of summer mere weeks away, the sauna may not seem […]

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Overseen: A Day Like This Deserves Ice Cream

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 10 Comments

One unfortunate Wienie was devastated upon returning to the communal fridge—rather than the comforting icy delights of Ben & Jerry’s, this Wiener found nothing at all. Not sure we want to think about where that ice cream could possibly have been…

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Senior Wisdom: Justin Chow

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 44 Comments

Next, we hear from a “SEASoned character.” Name, school: Justin Chow, SEAS Claim to fame: 8 time Orgo-nighter, 4 years in a row Homecoming baby blue pigmented crowd pleaser (shout out to my stalwart crew the Columbs!), Kung Fu Fighter/stunter, that guy who periodically looks like he’s dressed up for war. Where are you going? […]

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Bwoglines: Giving Back Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 2 Comments

Give back all the city’s missing trees! (Gothamist) Give back to your mother for her gift of life by buying her the gift of brunch! (GrubStreet) Give back the $300K you made from selling dead Osama t-shirts! (Village Voice) Give Slovakia back its national online media! (BBC) Give back magazine publishing its profitability! (WSJ) /p>

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Bwog In Bed: Sunshine And Rainbows Edition

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"the nicest place on the internet"
bwog in bed
bwog will help you get better
eat wisely but don't be that loud chewer in a silent room
out of sign ins at EC? we have the solution
snacks on snacks
studyin' and snackin'
there is something comforting about sharing despair with strangers
this is a way for you to justify procrastinating
we wanna get better grades
would the 116 station be cleaner if it were a rainbow on the outside

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Oh, What A (Dark) Night (Of The Soul)…

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dark night of the soul
drake would pick that sign up and fix its broken heart
elf on a shelf on the floor without a hand
exorcisms in Butler 4
originally read as "Pain Is – GPA Is – Temporary Forever"
that tree saleswoman represents all of us after exams finish
things seen around campus
those gummy bears deserved to be treated better

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Cool Jams For Hard Times

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cool jams
hard times
JoJo was the jam in 4th grade
power hour but with music
the naked brothers band SERVED for the gods tbh

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Get Ready To Primal Scream Tonight

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announcement
only scream for like a couple minutes though
primal scream
scare the shit out of the people in butler
screaming in a non-sexual context
tonight

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Bwog In Bed: Happy Sad Angry Glad Edition

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Andrew Garfield is bae
bwog in bed
get angry at your books not your friends
Happy but not by Pharrell
Marina and the Diamonds is fucking back and better than ever
Spider Man is nothing without Kirsten Dunst

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Party Testimonial: From The Desk Of Sartre

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Bwog just wants to be loved
not pretentious just French
one of these is not like the others
party testimonials
sartre
Sartre banged Plath
Sartre was a dog little known fact

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Shit My Notes Say

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artwork expands the asshole
bwog knows what a nickel complex is
bwog takes notes
bwog's breasts hurt
carol is so fucking absent-minded
medieval jews had it made
seriously don't forget about the donut

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With Love, From Scrooge

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fuckin enid
hahaha what do you mean you don't love me??
holiday cards from scrooge
look a cute puppy look it's cuter than you
sexy christmas is actually a frightening thing to google try it
we are all too obsessed with ourselves

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