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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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GSSC: Exciting Discussions On Budgets And By-laws

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ch-ch-ch-changes
dippin in tha red
gssc juice
integrity shmintegrity
linkedin drama literally not real life

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Live At Lerner: UCB!

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also will arnett guest starred once too (bwog will never fully recover from that breakup)
amy poehler lyk omg
amy poehler marry me
don't be a robot
their motto used to be "don't think" how bomb is that
ucb ucb ucb
what's that you hear? the sound of columbia giving a shit about us

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Housing Reviews 2014: East Campus Townhouse

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are you freaking out yet?
ec for days
housing reviews 2014
luckily we really like partying
real talk thats a lot of money
wien: your best friend
you better be a senior bruh

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Locked Out? That’ll Be $5

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$20 shit you can get a box of insomnia for that
also fyi maintenance has keys
ch-ch-ch-changes
key assist check yo privilege
locked out words gone (yes that's a bombay bicycle club reference)
yeah but like are we really using princeton as an example here
you can have your key delivered bwog didn't even know that was a thing

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Housing FYI: Today Is The Day

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"decide in advance who drops down" sort of like a prenup but without the marriage aspect
can we all just agree that everyone hates llc and ra riders like you guys are officially the worst
get psyched to get shafted
group leader aka all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus
new year new mice to befriend oh god
overused but always applicable: may the odds be ever in your favor
shaft and shat are very close linguistically speaking

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Bwoglines: Cool Things Plus Lindsay Lohan Edition

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"rather be dead than cool" - kurt cobain in the greatest moment of irony ever (lol cause he's both get it)
also oprah recently tweeted "this" and it got 738 rts
being cool is too mainstream
can you blow my whistle baby
ch-ch-ch-changes
flo rido an unconscious testament to our times
how to get on own: live like lindsay
it's like when dave eggers talks about the "look of absolutely no look at all" EVEN YOUR REJECTION OF COOL HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND BEEN COOL
keep calm and bake on
let's all just be nudists already like fuck this clothing bullshit
our generation's legacy legalizing gay marriage and pot we can swing it
steve jobs is a style icon now like damn
what would lindsay do
you can grow three plants it'll be just like weeds except you're not a vulnerable suburban single mom

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Housing Reviews 2014: 600 West 113th Street (Nussbaum)

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600 west 113th
but still not quite
fresh bagels that are almost as good as absolute
housing reviews 2014
mice for days?
more like nussbaum and YOU
new kitchen smell
nussbaum
the nussbaum cat stole bwog's laundry
the NussBOMB

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ESC: Let’s Make A Marauder’s Map For Butler

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achilles would be all for an honor code
butler needs a marauder's map
do they solemnly swear that they are up to no good?
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esc updates
mischief managed
muffin monday get here faster
Prezbo's hair: the sixth sense
SEAS honor code
secrets of the satow room
we all remember the days of high school math competitions

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