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SEAS 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 16 Comments

More good news to spread today! SEAS ’11, here is your valedictorian and salutatorian: Valedictorian: Norases Vesdapunt Salutatorian: Michael Wang Norases is a Computer Science major and has plans to attend grad school at Stanford. Michael is an Applied Physics and Applied Math major. Congrats to you both!
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CC 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 41 Comments

While an official announcement hasn’t been made yet, multiple tipsters have confirmed to us the lucky pair: Valedictorian: Margot Lazow Salutatorian: Elizabeth Lyon Margot is a Biochemistry major and the president of the CU American Medical Students Association; she’ll tell you all about applying to med school the right way. Elizabeth is a Classics major […]
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Touch Yourself In Public

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 5 Comments

Bwog’s In-House Masseuse Zoe Camp is not techinically a Stressbuster. She went through with training,  but didn’t get certified officially. That can’t stop her from telling you how to help yourself relax during this stressful time, in the first installment of our new relaxation series. Treat yourself (literally!) after your long day of finals. Ah, […]
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Senior Wisdom: Alex Gortman

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 54 Comments

Before entering the real world, another senior advises his successors. Name, School: Alex Gortman, Creative Writing CC ‘11 Claim to fame: Over the course of a semester, I met a few times with Zadie Smith, a woman both intimidating and beautiful, who once introduced me to her pug dog who, I’m pretty sure, called me […]
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Senior Wisdom: Learned Foote

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 29 Comments

Learn from Learned in this next installment of Senior Wisdom. Name, school: Learned Foote, Columbia College Claim to fame: My e-mail address is on a bunch of spam filters because I send out the Weekly Growler for CCSC. People think my name is a joke and I’m not a real student. Where are you going? […]
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Bwog Personals: Immanuel Kant

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 9 Comments

Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. This lonely philosopher seeks companionship on a day when many people will be thinking about him… Name, Year, School, Major: Immanuel “Manual” Kant (They call me a “hands on” kind of guy) UKönigsberg 1744, Jazz Studies Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Mind for […]
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Last Minute Luck

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 7 Comments

CC 2014’ers and 2013’ers are about to sit down for a taxing, excruciating three hours, in which they expound on the entire history of Western thought. Lit Hum and CC finals are happening today, which explains the flurry of flustered kids heading to Hamilton at 12:30. Bwog wishes you the best of luck, and gently […]
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Bwoglines: Mixed Bag Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 1 Comments

Bwog’s favorite Nobel laureate Joseph Stiglitz tells America like it is. His advice? Listen to the IMF. (Slate) The J-School recently awarded Al Jazeera English with the Columbia Journalism Award for “singular journalism in the public interest.” Bestowed in light of Al Jazeera English’s recent coverage of the 2011 revolutions in the Middle East, this is […]
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Dinner and a Show

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 30 Comments

Just because finals start tomorrow in earnest doesn’t mean you can’t have fun tonight! At midnight in 209, CUMB hosts Orgo Night. There will be music, shouting, school spirit, and Barnard jokes. Speaking of the ladies across Broadway, tonight is another Midnight Breakfast. There will be barrels of free food. Barnard seniors may start munching […]
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Spoiler Alert!

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 26 Comments

It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get married. FG: Really? Like her and Darcy? FB: Like yeah. How did you get into this school anyway? We realized that many of you Freshman and Sophomore types might not have had […]
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Senior Wisdom: Zoe Lubitz

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 27 Comments

In honor of Orgo Night, Senior Wisdoms continue with the marching band’s flautist extraordinaire. Name, school: Zoe Lubitz, Columbia College Claim to fame: CUMB Flutist, COÖP Leader (yeahhh bikers), Flute Choir President, former JJ6-er who indeed still takes the elevator Where are you going? Forward. You know those old people who say college was the best […]
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Lit Hum Study Guide: A Semester In Song

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2011 7 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! It seems like just yesterday when you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post, and adding a few updates. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to […]
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Overseen: Law And Order: SVU Films Episode Near Campus

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Drinking With Bwog: Frontiers Of Drunkenness Edition

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Bwoglines: Things That Begin With The Letter “M” Edition

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Field Notes: Demons Of The Night Edition

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CU Football Picks Up Penn’s “Retired” Head Coach

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PSA: Drop Deadline Tomorrow

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CCSC Is Trying To Get Commuter Students Swipe Access

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Bwoglines: Big News, Little News Edition

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