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Hawklines: Hawk Baby Drama!

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 12 Comments

NYU’s adopted hawk family, Violet and Bobby, have been the subject of a lot of concern recently. Bird experts, and Bwog, claimed that the pair’s eggs past due earlier this week, but to the shock and surprise of live stream viewers, one chick has since emerged! College students aren’t the only people who procrastinate in/on […]

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Boringside Heights: It’s Finals, But the World Keeps a-Changin’

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 0 Comments

The real world has no finals. (Unless you count taxes.) Here’s what’s happened around you while you were cooped up in the library:

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Let’s Go Europe

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 16 Comments

Europe is scary! For those of you considering a summer romp through the continental continent, Caitlyn Levin, an Actual European, details her journey through Europe and describes the workings of the mysterious Eurail system. The cultured man’s choo-choo train. If you’re thinking about traveling around Europe this summer, you’ve probably already heard the term “Eurail” […]

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Senior Wisdom: Benjamin Weiner

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 37 Comments

Rise and shine with a warm cup o’ wisdom Name, school: Benjamin Weiner, Columbia College Claim to fame: I wish it were getting my songs stuck in people’s heads. It’s probably having embarrassingly luscious locks for sophomore and junior year. Where are you going? Bonnaroo. Then a long nap. Then working on Pants the Musical with Katie […]

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Ain’t No Party Like a 209 Party

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Cause a 209 party is—educational. And from the looks of that label, it looks like this guy was nursin’ it for some time. Cheers, buddy. Note the dual coping mechanisms: behind the beer hangs a Nightline flyer that reads, “I’ve got 99 problems and then some.”

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Bwoglines: Long Awaited Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Yesterday, Yale voted to restore ROTC, just days after Stanford voted to do the same. (YDN, Stanford Daily) Famous playwright Tony Kushner, CC ’78, was slated to receive an honorary degree from CUNY, until one trustee objected and CUNY scrubbed his nomination. A lot of people cried foul, so now it looks like he’ll get […]

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Orgo Night Review: Republicans, Watermelons, and Your Childhood

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 26 Comments

Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt forayed a floor below her usual spot to recap yesterday evening’s this morning’s Orgo Night. If you want to see video, you can check out one from a commenter or CUMB’s YouTube channel. There was a little more excitement than expected in 209 last night, as the crowds sweated it out […]

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Senior Wisdom: Dhruv Vasishtha

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 59 Comments

The wisdom keeps on comin’ with this thrice nominated senior. Name, School: Dhruv Vasishtha, Columbia College Claim to fame: Ex-president of Columbia Parliamentary Debate, Unbearingly excited COHOP leader, Mayor of McBain 8 2008-2009 and recently of handing Snoop Dogg a cup of gin and juice while he was performing said song. Where are you going? […]

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Overseen: Is There No Justice?

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 13 Comments

It’s that time of year…

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SEAS 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 16 Comments

More good news to spread today! SEAS ’11, here is your valedictorian and salutatorian: Valedictorian: Norases Vesdapunt Salutatorian: Michael Wang Norases is a Computer Science major and has plans to attend grad school at Stanford. Michael is an Applied Physics and Applied Math major. Congrats to you both!

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CC 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 41 Comments

While an official announcement hasn’t been made yet, multiple tipsters have confirmed to us the lucky pair: Valedictorian: Margot Lazow Salutatorian: Elizabeth Lyon Margot is a Biochemistry major and the president of the CU American Medical Students Association; she’ll tell you all about applying to med school the right way. Elizabeth is a Classics major […]

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Touch Yourself In Public

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 5 Comments

Bwog’s In-House Masseuse Zoe Camp is not techinically a Stressbuster. She went through with training, but didn’t get certified officially. That can’t stop her from telling you how to help yourself relax during this stressful time, in the first installment of our new relaxation series. Treat yourself (literally!) after your long day of finals. Ah, […]

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A Night With Paul Griffiths Perched Atop My Shoulders

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beauty is truth truth beauty
most of his dialogue comes directly from the program
no erotic undertones here no sir
paul griffiths will ruin your soul
yes you can
you can't make this shit up

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Kyle DeCamp’s Madame Bovary Impresses Despite Its Flaws

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Bwog does theatre review
bwog operates a primary school reader theatre every sunday at 7 in the sgo
bwogarts
every scene a climax? dream come true
Madame Bovary
spoiler alert
too much! too much!

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Poster Etiquette: Dorm Kitchen

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Bwog shakes its collective head at you
Bwog's poster etiquette
more drawers than in any dorm in Columbia
our stick man is risking the wrath of many a RA email
trendy public shaming

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Bwoglines: We Should Have Seen This Coming Edition

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and here we all expected ISIS to be so culturally considerate
bwoglines
Follow up study: do children put things in their mouths that they shouldn't
stop trying to make Walker happen
we can joke about Harrison Ford because he is going to be okay and also we love him

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In Defense Of Babysitting As A College Student

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babysitting
babysitting for your prof seems pretty chill actually?
britt is the real wonder woman
give me those contacts pls
In Defense Of
on babysitting
the gainfully employed
the last line is sarcasm we promise
women really can have it all

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In Response To ButCaf’s New Standing Desks

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Jefferson holds a very different spot at his own institution of course
needlessly obtuse PSAs
Or look at sad obese John Jay
self indulgent story time
Written by a grudgingly proud UVA transfer

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Fire And Snow: Updates On Both

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600 is open! Ollies is closed!
burn baby burn
falling all over the place
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
ice ice baby
salty grounds and no salty Chinese food
spring break is 8 days away
spring is 15 days away
stay safe
updates on life in the heights

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Ode To Altschul

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1982 was a good year we think
Altschul
bio rules all
dis building is cool hit it up
I'm blue da dee da duh dum
mixed bag
what the fuck is this numbering system
where am i?
who can even pronounce that out loud
why?!

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