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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Columbia Ends Sexual Violence By Baking A Cake

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bollinger canoodling
bollinger's fun run t-shirts
buzzwords and other fun things
comprehensive culinary tactics
ferris booth just cannot win
martinez heard you
nothing fixes institutional problems like cake
red velvet is not a flavor it's a fabric
red velvet is not transparent enough for columbia
riiiight it definitely takes twelve minutes to bake a cake can you hear ina garten cackling because we can
satire
SATIRE SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE
sex ass con and other cute cupcake designs
sexual assault
stuck in line behind carrie bradshaw for some damn cupcakes ugh
the sexual violence cake
this cake is saying that we heard you
we heard you

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Group Files Title IX And Other Complaints Against Columbia

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press releases
sexual assault
sexual assault awareness month
Title IX

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Bwoglines: Stop The Presses! Edition

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#tbt with a twist because surprise we sent you to our own archives for once
affirmative action
bwog wants to work at slugline
bwog will now be publishing a print paper once per week too just for fun
bwoglines
fleet foxes...meh at least he's educating himself
go GS go GS go
having so much fun tearing apart the intimate architecture of our beloved city
hillary clinton
if we could handle reagan's old age we could more than handle a grandma-status hillary
moma
print journalism
ready for grandma hillary
ready for hillary
supreme court
wherein the world of news basically becomes slugline

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Spec Goes Mostly Digital

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#buthasspecfallen?
#desperatespec
#newspec
an exciting next phase
an exciting next phase sounds like thinly veiled tears
columbia spectator
digital
fight it out in the comments we all know prezbo is watching
guess the fundraising dinner wasn't enough
print is overrated
spectator
terrible decisions
the "first" ivy league to stop daily production implies a whole lot...
we are also cutting print production
why not just call it an expansion and call it a day

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Dining Hall Reviews, Core-Style

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$15 buffet damn that shit's expensive
dark abyss of ferris
darwin was not a jj's health inspector but he would have made a good one
did that turn into vonnegut at the end who knows
dining heavy day
ferris staircase tho
our stomachs are indeed thunder in fact bwog's is rumbling right now
rather take the stairs than sit at the bar tho
spec was into darwin shocker
sylvia asks god to expand her belly
sylvia harnessed hunger
sylvia made the best
the dining gods are dead
the dining hall of many ways toooo real
the gods of dining psh as if

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Gillian Lester To Be New Law School Dean

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ch-ch-changes
law school
lots of new hires
new dean new you
no one actually cares about the law school
updates from law school
whoops accidentally gillian flynn

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Let Them Eat Cake

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10 points if you get just "sex"
full disclosure bwog would still eat that
in fact maybe this will be bwog's dinner
is it just us or does that icing look deliberately clumpy
literally whose idea was this
overseen
yum yum

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Where Art Thou?

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cheer urself up wit dance or music (or alcohol)
end of the year jazz what are other end of the year celebrations could there possibly be
entirely gratuitous britney reference
fear and loathing in las vegas WHOOPS meant misery of the third reich
home stretch that cat is p fuckin home(l)y
ngl also read "goettler" as "goethe" bwog has been very confused today
RAWWcus jk that's not how u spell it
twyla tharp woooot
wait guys hamletmaching and love of don sound so cool
what exactly is passing strange bwog confused

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