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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Senior Wisdom: SB

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"the baddest"
@1020tip
bwog once got dead last at trivia night
excuses to write a novel
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
we made a typo that said "oral cheese or sex" and it was hilarious
you learned too much

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2014 GS Class Day Speaker Announced

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class day speaker
gabriel jackson
gale brewer
gs
ido haimi
is she tight with de blasio?

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#tbt: Obama

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#bringbackrifleclub
#tbt
an ambulance or the mystery machine
back in the day
back in the day we had a rifle club what can you claim
conspiracy theories
cooperative security guards make us feel so safe
feminism was still a prevalent force on campus
feminists...
lol back in the day
low steps always the best hangout
obama
we did some sleuthing

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Surf & Turf Is Happening

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a desert extravaganza sounds divine but that ice cream bar sounds pretty ultimate
all milano's sandwiches get consumed in less than 24 hours
beat those lines eat that surf eat that turf sleep forever
clutch friendship swipe
surf and turf
surf n turf
whoever tries all 18 flavors wins surf and turf
yes we know that's filet mignon in the picture can't we dream?

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“Sham Elections”: Stealing The CUCR Elections in Broad Daylight

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can we talk about how his last name is "truelove"
Commie sympathizers
cucr
gorgeous hair and well-chosen lighting might absolve you from this one
Hi New York Times--saw you linked to us so thought we'd do you the same favor because we really like the work you've been doing even if you aren't as irreverent as us
political parties aside we can agree that elephants would beat donkeys in the wild
republicans not re-pubic-ans
sacred constitutions
traditional american values like the reverence of apple pie and the enfranchisement of white property-owning men

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Core Scholars 2014 Announced And Honored

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always to the lighthouse
Columbia Core Scholars Program
congratulations
core scholars
drama beauty insight hilarity
poetry music and visual arts oh my!
the gifted and talented amongst us
winners in innovation and winners in life

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Bwoglines: Out With The Old Edition

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#dark
breadsticks at koronet
bwoglines
general good fun happy times at koronet
important debate important issues real things etc
the death penalty
the middle class
when science overwhelms and overpowers our human species remember this moment
who needs friends for anything much less decision-making lol

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JJ’s Place Flooded By Burst Pipe

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bad water pressure
BWOG NEVER SLEEPS
columbia is like a water park?
flooding
floods
jj's place
putting the "surf" in "surf and turf"
water pressure doing bad things

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