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Good Tidings!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 33 Comments

You’re almost over the finals hump, so revel in Christmas cheer! Below, an eclectic assortment of dorms decked out for the holidays. Want your own decorations on Bwog? Send us a pic: tips@bwog.com. If Charlie Brown taught us anything, it’s that no Christmas tree is too modest. We’ll be your Linus and love it anyway. […]

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Timeless Doctrines: Bad Hair Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 24 Comments

A tipster spotted this remarkably eloquent note in McBain, addressed, “To the wookie on floor 8.” Jeez. I am posting this note as a gentle warning that your shower etiquette is sub-par. Few people actually enjoy communal living, and I think, given your behavior it’s not hard to imagin [sic] why I’m sure by now […]

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BiblioBwog: A Few of Karen the Librarian’s Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 26 Comments

Bwog has hopped and camped in libraries, but we’ve never actually explored their contents. The Columbia libraries are a treasure trove of exciting history, so with the help of our lovely librarian friends, we’re going to highlight some hidden jewels. In this installment of BiblioBwog, Karen Green, Ancient & Medieval History and Graphic Novels Librarian (what a combo!), […]

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PSA-Palooza

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 7 Comments

Things to remember! Use Carsplit on your way to the airport– you’ll save money and make new best friends. Write CULPA reviews now that exams are fresh in your mind– you’re helping the next generation! Teamwork! Friendship! Etc.

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And We Thought We Had Problems!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 91 Comments

Keri Blakinger, Cornell ’11 was found with six ounces (roughly $150,000) of heroin on Sunday. She was arrested in Ithaca. Yeesh!

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The Night the Moon Went Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 15 Comments

People said some funny stuff while they watched the Lunar Eclipse last night. One man, all within a minute, on Low Plaza: “The moon is bleeding! The moon is disguised as Mars. The moon is hiding from Venus.” More questions and observations from the 150-ish people gathered to watch the sky eat itself: (At 2:05 AM) “We’re […]

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‘Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 21 Comments

When all through the library, Not a student was stirring, not even in 209. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, A man dressed as Santa, giving little treats to CCers and Engineers!

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Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

Update, 2:25am: Cowabunga, you can start to see it now! Send in any photos you take of the eclipse, people gazing skywards, eclipse parties… or whatever you crazy kids do during a lunar eclipse to tips@bwog.com! You should definitely go out tonight! In an educational way duh! Take a break from napping studying in Butler […]

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Free Fruit Juice Blends

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 4 Comments

SoBe, that lizard-themed cousin of Vitamin Water, is handing out free bottles (none of that sample size bullshit!) on Broadway between 113th and 114th. Bwog picked up a “lean and mean” apple cranberry elixir packing a whopping 5 calories. Update, 6:28 p.m.: A commenter observes there is no more juice blend. SoBe it.

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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Senior Wisdom: Shelby Swartz

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"because Tupac told me to"
bwog is so stoked about the bitchface
comfort stalls and other important things
Derek Zoolander's school for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too
ooooppps we totally meant to send this to selby schwartz
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
what about the bitchface

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Gulati Gulati Bwog Shot Gulati

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Anyone want to write a Gulati-centric manga?
Gulati abhors selfies even with ellen
Gulati learned everything he knows about economics from his mama Beyoncé
Kanye and Gulati a match made in heaven
Mrs. Sunilfire watches your kids and teaches them financial responsibility
Simon Cowell and Gulati seem to be closely associated in students' minds
such suspense much adieu
The title's like "winner winner chicken dinner" duh
vampire Gulati steals the lifeblood of freshmen bound for humanities degrees
Where's Gulati rhymes with Where's Wally the British version

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Campus Sex Club: The Final Chapter

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anti-climactic in more ways than one
becrogglement
campus sex club
neither emotionally nor sexually satisfying
paging the columbia escort to write a sequel
patriarchy
poor carol west
rape culture
we swear this was a real book
whyyy marge whyyyy

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Senior Wisdom: Milo Inglehart

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badger badger badger badger mushroom...it's a snake!
everyone regrets not getting on a roof
great snake naming skills
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
stevie nicks the snake deserves its own tag

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Lost: Backpack at JJ’s

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Lost and Found

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CCSC Does Plate Awards And Changes The Guard

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a lot of work went into these
bwog shot glasses > paper plate awards
ccsc
Changing of the Guards
daphne chen
Grayson Warrick's Jawline
I hope you like bullet points
Peter Bailinson
Plate Awards
Wifed-up

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Dental Student Jiwon Lee Has Died

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condolences

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Bwoglines: Mixed Bag Edition

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bwog needs a goldman internship
bwoglines
columbia research doing great things
kids these days with their new snapchat
mixed bag as a bwoglines title never fails
oh obama you comedian you
our sincere condolences
the onion

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