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Brave the Elements!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 0 Comments

Oh the weather outside is…miserable in every possible way. After Bwog fell face first in a puddle of slush, Bweatherman emeritus, Pat Blute, served us farm-fresh scrambled eggs and offered this comment: “Suck it Roker.” Grab your galoshes and stay dry, friends!

the first day of classes; even the gods are crying

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Call for Opening Remarks!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 40 Comments

New semesters bring new absurdity. On the first day of class, those crazy geniuses who walk among us young folk spice up the classroom with their funny, strange and wise words. Share your professors’ most outrageous openers in the comments. ‘Tis a tradition! And keep sending the semester’s silliest to tips@bwog.com. Image via Wikimedia

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It’s Over Already: Next Hearing Scheduled for March 1st

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 23 Comments

David Hu reports straight from the court Today’s hearing was a “calendar call,” and not that much really happened. In a hearing that lasted about 30 minutes the students were all called forward but none of them spoke. The lawyers of each of the defendants conversed directly with the judge, but no new information was […]

operation ivy league

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Bwoglines: Welcome Home Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 8 Comments

The latest in New York City hawk drama: Lola, one member of the red-tail hawk power couple, has flown the coop. Meanwhile Pale Male is canoodling with a younger chick. We trust Hawkma’s soaring above all the scandal. (NYPost) Whoah! We beat Cornell?! Major Kudos to men’s B-ball. (Spec) Apparently we’re “academically adrift.” In a new study, […]

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High-Profile Attorneys to Defend Students

By Bwog Staff on Jan 18, 2011 7 Comments

The five students arrested in December for drug-related charges will be represented by high-profile criminal defense attorneys, who have previously represented the likes of the Wu-Tang Clan and Temeka Lewis, one of the defendants from the escort service patronized by former governor Eliot Spitzer, DNAinfo is reporting this morning. Jose Stephan Perez will be represented […]

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Operation Ivy League: The Trial

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 25 Comments

Chris Coles (CC ’12), Harrison David (SEAS ’12), Adam Klein (CC ’12), Joseph Stephen Perez (aka Stephan Vincenzo, CC ’12), and Michael Wymbs (SEAS ’11), who were arrested in Operation Ivy League, will appear in a hearing tomorrow at the Criminal Term of the Supreme Civil Court on 111 Centre St., beginning at 9:45 a.m. […]

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Hometown Nostalgia: Buffalo Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 4 Comments

In our last hometown tale from the March ’09 issue of the Blue and White, Katie Reedy defends her beloved Buffalo. And for those who’ve already moved back to school, we recommend this essay/love letter—perhaps the ultimate hometown piece. Friends, you’re living in the best city in the world. If you’ve ever talked to a […]

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Lost: John Jay Key # 560315

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 0 Comments

last seen 1/16/10. Could be around JJ/McBain/Ec need to find asap ach2149@columbia.edu

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Bwog’s Guide to the Book Market

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 15 Comments

Tomorrow begins a new semester, but you still have all of last semester’s books lying around and none for the Spring. Have no fear! In this “Information Age” we live in, there is a smörgåsbord of methods for dumping old books and purchasing new ones, and we’ve compiled a list of them for you. Online: […]

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Bwoglines: Talking Smack Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 17, 2011 4 Comments

At last night’s Golden Globes, the rich and famous came together to celebrate themselves, while us normal people gawked and asked “who they wore?” Gervais hurt some feelings, Helena Bonham Carter wore two different shoes, and The Social Network took home 4 pretty trinkets. (We love you, Aaron Sorkin!) This week in brouhahas, Amy Chua’s […]

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Hometown Nostalgia: Long Island and New Mexico Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 16, 2011 15 Comments

In this next installment of tales from homeville, hear from Daily Editor Liz Jacob on the much-maligned Long Island, and read a submission from New Mexico-native Simon Rimmele. Other reader dispatches are more than welcome. Send your photos and anecdotes to tips@bwog.com. Roslyn Heights, NY I live on Long Island. Specifically, I live in a small […]

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Free [Hidden Item]!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 16, 2011 8 Comments

Hidden behind this mass of hustlin’ and bustlin’ New Yorkers on 112th and Broadway is a man giving away free flavored beverages. Points to whoever can guess what they are!

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Senior Wisdom: Sam Peltz

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getting the hell out of new york
no regrets just love
nobody remembers 4 loko
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2104
the best epithets are homer-style epithets
the patriarchy

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List Of Names Of Alleged Rapists Written On Bathroom Walls

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bathroom stall justice
sexual assault
sexual assault on campus
vigilante justice?

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Bwog in Bed: Out of Fuel Edition

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british spellings of words are so much more sophisticated
bwog in bed
isn't all of columbia really just hipster junk
music hum will never be the same
the ketchup song
you can do it!

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Dark Night Of The Soul

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#dark
dark night of the soul
dark night rising
don't think about where you'll be this time next week just don't
finals suck
keeping it together barely
still 3 more days people
you can sleep when you are dead

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What If… The New Barnard Library Were A Skyscraper?

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barnard skybrary
debora spar in the sky
dspar are you reading this
ham-taro
neighborhood aesthetic neighborhood smaespathetic
official bwog photoshop team
the b tower
those holes in the ceiling though
though tbh the real blight on campus is Altschul
what if

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Senior Wisdom: Grace Rosen

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"I was in the New York Times for Skypeing while dressed as a nun"
Ramona 4ever
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
so many links
spotted dick
that was bwog's alcohol how dare you
the patriarchy
the voice of the patriarchy
your cheese thing sounds simultaneously delicious and gross

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Designated Smoking Locations To Go Into Effect July 1

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drugs are bad mmmkay
holy smokes
smoking
smoking ban
smoking outside of butler is now gross
usenate

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A Gentleperson’s Guide To Butler

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all work and no play makes a columbia student go insane
bwog loves butler
camping etiquette
deep in the but
seriously though you can spend a half an hour outside in the sunshine eating your halal
thou shalt not camp unless thou art in dire need
we're procrastinating with you

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