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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Your Thursday Night Turn Up

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Barnardians defend the gates with your lives for the hordes of hunger are just outside your sight
but I always get so much work done when I go to 209
butcaf is food butcaf is life
cumb
midnight aboard the black pearl
orgo night
veryone just wants to sing about PrezBo's hair
where the frak is lefrak gym?

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Bwog In Bed: I Won The Game Edition

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absolutely terrifying emoji sorry if you clicked that link unprepared for the horror
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bwog makes your finals playlist so you don't have to
how much iron is too much iron? probably that much iron
I Won The Game says Kanye for the billionth time and still no one can deny it
Real news in the bwogline I know we surprised ourselves

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Morningsiders Featured In Starbucks Ad

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and you get a single and YOU get a single!
morningsiders
new music before finals that isn't beyoncé
Oprah
the oprah chai is a lie though
they're pretty rad though you should give 'em a listen

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Senior Wisdom: Liana Gergely

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"There’s nothing you’ve ever done or that’s happened to you that hasn’t contributed to your understanding of yourself today"
blessed
bwog is consistenly impressed by orchesis titles
Cole Sprouse should be so lucky
FOMO
jobs we wish we had
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
seriously wise

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Building Community At Columbia, One Game At A Time

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bwog makes games
finals are coming
lit hum bingo
study hard folks
the ass square is about don quixote/that one guy in your class
we used columbia blue be proud

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A Body-Language Analysis Of PrezBo

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are YOU having a global day?
are you not ENTERTAINED?
body language is power
cult of prezbo
jokes from the varsity show because it was amazing this year
prezbo
prezbo taking a spiritual journey to tibet to try to find his global center

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The Diana Looks Slightly Less Like A Hospital Now

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art
art hum analysis time GO
bwog wishes lerner had more art
diana center
dspar makes everything better
making student centers look more like student centers
so ~*~new york~*~

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Senior Wisdom: Dimitri Nouveau

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bwog goes global
one of the teletubbies was named po
prezbo taking a spiritual journey to tibet to try to find his global center
sciences po
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
turkish strangers in toms
we can't even

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