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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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Closing Remarks: Our “Upper-Class Twits”

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Bwog is wearing slippy socks in the library
closing remarks
Finals are a culture
in the nick of time
One red bull too many are we right?
upper class twits
Which would be cute if his/her feet didn't smell

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Senior Wisdom: Gabby Beans

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bwog is so confused about how you would hum and whistle at the same time
bwog totally didn't cry at million dollar baby
confident saunter
Mo Cushla
Myx fusions
one thousand and twenty shoutout
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
stellar oral sex vs. cheese answer

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Wilma Is Retiring After 27 Years

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food
john jay will never be the same
retiring
seriously if you give bwog food we will love you forever
thank you
wilma

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Before I Die, I Want To Finish This Senten…

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#shafted
before I die
deep
double rainbow across the sky
dude just go commando it's not that tough
everyone should smile
go commando Columbia
go get that PhD
inspiration before finals
jump-roping penguin robots
triple rainbows

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CU Lion Pride Wants To Play With You

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act out!
cu lion pride
lets learn about breakpoints
or pride as in "oh we made one goal thats good"
pride as in multiple lions?
so many groups so many listservs that you will regret joining
sports do things and we do sports

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Bwog In Bed: Pound the Alarm

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bwog in bed
gotta put that cute lil accent on Beyonce cause Beyoncé
nicki has appropriated sympathy for stuttering but we don't think it is a medical condition to her so she should stop because thats rude
Nicki Minaj's Butt
turn down for what?

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CUCR Drama Stretches Into Reading Week

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bwog does politics sort of
cucr
CUCR has been watching too much Scandal
dirty tricks
how to call attention to yourself in the lerner piano lounge without actually using the piano!
sham elections
shit hath hitteth the fan
university of havana north does not approve
what will the republicans do next

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Senior Wisdom: Shelby Swartz

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"because Tupac told me to"
bwog is so stoked about the bitchface
comfort stalls and other important things
Derek Zoolander's school for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too
ooooppps we totally meant to send this to selby schwartz
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senior wisdom 2014
what about the bitchface

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