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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 19 Comments

It’s listening time, kids. The Blue & White bestows more gems of wisdom: So you’ve arrived on campus, and you’re eager to find that work-study job that pays ten dollars an hour to sit on your derriere and do homework. Well, oh most Francophilic freshman, the B&W has some advice for you: avoid the Butler […]

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Big Wigs Want You! Sort Of

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 6 Comments

In July, we wrote about Kenneth Cole’s new and somewhat surprising friendship with Columbia. The details were slightly murky, but we knew that it was something to do with community service and a summer internship. Today, Deans Moody-Adams and Peña-Mora sent around an email officially announcing the Kenneth Cole Community Engagement Program. Prospective Kenneth Cole […]

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The Definitive Guide To Butler Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 32 Comments

Five years ago, in The Blue & White, Chris Beam, CC ’06, answered all the questions anyone has ever had, past present and future, about Butler Sex. It remains one of the great masterpieces of our time. If you don’t know, now you know. When it comes to self-aggrandizing myths, Columbia rivals the Greeks. The […]

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Bwog Asked: What Did You Do For Valentine’s Day?

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blue valentine: the perfect romcom of our generation
bwog asked
house of cards was the only thing to look forward to
mama bwog will always be your galentine
people go to basketball games?
so much wiiiiiiiine
you guys are no fun

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Best of CUNIX Homepages

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3d doritos
COMS W1004
CS gone crazy
cunix
damn those knives
my little bill cosby?
rip 3D doritos we will always remember u
still not over twilight

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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bwog meeting
bwog needs friends
come eat some delish snacks with us
support groups are a great way to deal with feelings
there are so many damn emotions
we live in a cruel world in which netflix is queen
what happens when we finish?
why is it already sunday again?

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GonzoBwog: How To Hug

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a bubble inside the columbia bubble
another saturday night
gonzo bwog
how to hug people on college walk was one of the things bwog will NOT be using in the future
hugging makes people happy
LET IT GO

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Overseen: Buying Breakfast Buddies

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bwog is always hungry lez be real
bwog is watching sunny now and everything seems to relate
call me beep me if you wanna eat with me
mcbain: land of the crazy bulletin board flyers
overseen
someone is sick of eating their curly fries all alone
the quickest way to make friends is to buy them
things are already getting dark for some people

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Bucket List: Chocolate and Homeric Violence

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bucket list
bwog has never been to LDEO but is curious about all the chill environmentalists and isolation
I hear chemistry seminars have cookie time
lots of stuff happening at columbia doncha know
things you should be doing instead of watching netflix

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Bwoglines: Aw Hell Nah Edition

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#blacklivesmatter
are you fucking kidding florida?
bwoglines
FUCKING BUTCHERY
just watch house of cards for the first episode and bwog swears you won't stop
NSFW
porn
that girl's mom clearly did not tell her to "be aware" in the big city
why don't you just have sex with an actual person doe

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Class of 2018 Keeps it Up With a Fresh Round of Stupid Facebook Posts

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"fuck you bwog don't you remember what it was like to get in to CU?"
2018 making a name for themselves already
bwog is basically a hacking extraordinaire
class of 2018
class of 2018 facebook posts
don't read bwog--prezbo
fresh faces
so young and unafraid
they can't keep bwog out
trolling (we hope)
twitter ratio is everything
would you rather? disgusting version

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