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The Best Of NSOP 2010

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 7 Comments

Today is a hard day. Time for those rosy-colored (or Colt 45-colored glasses, perhaps) to come off. Classes begin tomorrow, and now you can only get drunk two or three nights a week. Let’s remember NSOP 2010: A Whatever Odyssey together. We’ll see you in discussion section, fresh-people. We helped you configure your John Jay […]

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Know Your Wikipedia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 8 Comments

’14ers out there may have realized that Bwog can be a valuable source of information about Columbia. However, even seasoned Columbians may not know some of this carefully checked, entirely reliable trivial knowledge. Great for parents weekend, when you want to steer away from the topic of grades and significant others. Columbia has its own […]

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Labor Day Round-Up

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 3 Comments

A few points of note from today’s lovely Labor Day. Bwog spent $7 on a bagel and orange juice at Nussbaum this morning, and remembered how our money goes so quickly here. Dinner at Mel’s Burger Bar is 10% off tonight and tomorrow with a Columbia/Barnard ID. We also hear that Hewitt isn’t swiping IDs […]

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The Bwogtionary: A Lexicon

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 12 Comments

Like Shakespeare and Sarah Palin, college students enjoy making up new words. HuffPo (that’s Huffington Post to you students who, er, haven’t read this article yet) recently did a piece on the language college students speak at schools that… aren’t Columbia, apparently. Here is Bwog’s comprehensive A-Z lexicon of all the words and phrases you will […]

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Where Morningside Is Actually a College Town

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 6 Comments

Morningside Heights likes to pretend that it is a college town. In recent years, that has been an increasingly difficult image to maintain: there’s about a bank per block between 110th and 116th Streets, and many independently owned stores have closed in the last few years to make room for big chains like Chipotle and […]

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The Bwog Condom Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 17 Comments

Use condoms. Have a good year! Guide by Stephen Davan. Click to enlarge in a pop-up window. RAs and other Good Samaritans, you can download a PDF version of this map for printing in color or greyscale. Columbia Condoms: Gotta Catch ’em All!

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Your Councils Say Hi

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 10 Comments

Your student council presidents would like to say hello and impart a few words of wisdom. Listen to them! Lara Avsar, SGA President Welcome (back) to Barnard! I hope you had a wonderful summer! Whether this is your first time on campus or the first week of your last year, get ready for a great […]

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The Oracle is a Bust

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 0 Comments

In May of last semester, CULPA came out with the Oracle, an algorithm that hoped to achieve the impossible–to predict the scheduling of Core Curriculum professors. For those wishing to avoid blindly selecting their Core courses, the Oracle stood as a beacon of hope. Unfortunately, when put to its first test this semester, the Oracle’s results […]

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Things You Should Pretend You Already Knew

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 27 Comments

Sometimes, fresh-people, in a seminar, or at a party, someone will reference something that used to exist and doesn’t anymore, and you will have to nod your head or laugh knowingly. Ah yes, Morningside is like, so gentrified, you will say. We asked alumni of The Blue and White and Bwog for places, events, and […]

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The Morningside Almanac: Week of 9/5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 7 Comments

New semester, new root vegetables at the Columbia Greenmarket. On most Wednesdays (except for today, which is Sunday!) Bwog will preview what’s new at the Greenmarket that week, what’s in season, what’s going out of season, any news that might aid your quest for good tomatoes. Today’s Market: Fall produce is arriving early because of […]

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Hey, Guys!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog will have a relatively slow Labor Day Weekend, back in full force on Tuesday. But there’s only one thing we really want to say today, and here it is. Have a fantastic first night back, ladies and gents. We missed you.

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Residence Hall Etymology

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 15 Comments

The Core, it has been said, is good for cocktail party chatter and not much else. You’ll be able to schmooze with people about Woolfe and iambic pentameter, yadda yadda. This post supplements the rather specific knowledge Columbia bestows on you (hey, no snark alert: we kind of love the Core) with some genuinely useless […]

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THOU SHALL NOT PASS

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gandalf the rat
glory days of jj's
Gross things
in the mood for some mice krispies
jj's is closed...rats!
jj's place
overseen
rat enemies
rat friends
skin is crawling
snapchat evidence
wut
you shall not pass

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Housing Reviews 2014: River

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a nice quiet environment
housing reviews 2014
not sure whether being close to Riverside is a pro or con
overlooking the hudson
rolling on the river
the moral of the story is that it's quiet
the river is where we want to be

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Campus Sex Club: Part One

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3 sluts out of 5 misogynous social constructs
back in the good ol' days of $17 textbooks and $5 prostitutes
campus sex club
can't get enough soft-core porn
job opportunities for english lit majors
let's write a petition to have an ambassad-whore
loren beauchamp
not all alumni become president but they do some other highly influential things
return soon for part 2
robert silverberg
say cherry again
we're choking on the heteronormativity
what a fun sexy time for you

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CU Players Outplay Themselves with Mother Courage and Her Children

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a modern adaptation
bringing bertolt to the 21st century
CU Players
i will take falafel from my halal cart and not war boots please and thank you
mother courage and her children
we all want peace except mother courage
what is it good for? absolutely nothing

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Housing B(r)eaks Down

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a major beakdown
fuckin timmy that beak hog
get your beak together for housing
housing beaks down
housing is confusing enough without typos adding to the confusion
it's like in Hercules when the Fates pass around the eye
it's my turn to use the beak
masterpieces for the ages
my favorite beaks are group beaks
works of art

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LectureHop: Retranslating Literary Classics

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dostoevsky was supposed to be funny? we may have missed that...
glory days of lit hum
lecturehop
lit hum never leaves you
lost in translation
making translation sexy
okay now go do your reading
retranslating literary classics
s/o to all those vitamins

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Housing Reviews 2014: Hogan

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Brogan
close to international can't possibly go wrong there
ho ho hogan
hogan
housing reviews 2014
only one elevator so you're going to get really fit on those stairs
seniors only
the housing we aspire to
they just like so love it

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Bwoglines: Pushing Back Time Edition

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a millisecond makes all the difference
amelia earhart part 2
bwog definitely makes better choices when we just take a millisecond
oversleeping is wonderful but potentially embarrassing
set those clocks back people
that's why the ocean is terrifying
we just want to eat the shot glass

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