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Excerpts From Professor Parkins’ Introduction To Magical Arts 1403 Lecture

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2019 0 Comments

Gerald Parkins, Ph.D. (but really, please, call him Ged) is probably the best Gen. Chem professor out there, only because of his in-class magic tricks. What better way to ensure that your students are sufficiently mind-fucked than by confusing what little sanity they had left with some *spicy* magic demos? Card tricks, sawing TAs in half…what […]

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The McBain Of Madness

By Joan Tate on Dec 05, 2019 0 Comments

Even though housing has long, long been decided, strange happenings are occurring in the McBain shaft. Sophomore Josh Tate, a four-month resident in the shaft, confronts his and dark oppressor just in time for finals.

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Science 101: So What Are You Doing This Summer?

By Mary Clare Greenlees on Dec 05, 2019 2 Comments

Did your relatives ask invasive questions about your future plans this Thanksgiving? Maybe they did or maybe they didn’t, but Mary Clare Greenlees: Bwog’s Deputy Editor, resident Astrophysics major, and stress baker extraordinaire, is going to tell you how to snag that fun summer research internship all the cool kids are talking about. This is… […]

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Bwoglines: Bikes In The City Edition

By Julia Greenblatt on Dec 05, 2019 0 Comments

It’s the last Thursday of classes! Celebrate with Bwoglines!

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Going To The Tree Lighting Ceremony When You’re Single: A Tutorial

By Jess Hu on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

Who said that you had to be cuffed to have fun at Tree Lighting? (read: society)

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My Battery-Powered Gloves And I

By Bwog Staff on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

The Gloves are a part of me; sometimes, I think they were always there.

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Our First Letter To The Editor: An Anonymous Response to “Yeehaw Columbia”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 04, 2019 12 Comments

While Bwog does not usually publish posts in the op-ed format, we recently received an unsolicited email attaching a Letter to the Editor, in PDF format, that responded passionately to our satirical post, “Yeehaw Columbia.” Inspired by another certain student newspaper, which has garnered attention for its very tactful, thought-provoking, and extremely perceptive op-eds, we decided to try our hand at […]

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Bwog Practices Self Care

By Eliza Staples on Dec 04, 2019 1 Comments

Be good to yourselves.

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Josh Berenzweig, CC ’20, Has Passed Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 04, 2019 4 Comments

This morning, Columbia students received an email from Dean James Valentini that Columbia College senior Josh Berenzweig has passed away, while on a leave of absence in Brooklyn.

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Decriminalization and Liberation: Panel On Organizing Asian Migrant Sex Workers

By Mia Xing on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

Today in NOT breaking news: badass Asian women continue to blow my mind!! Ahhh!

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GSSC Says Goodbye And Happy Holidays!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

GSSC meets one last time for the semester and wishes you well as you move from one successful academic season to the next! Check below for some important dates and events.

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Bwoglines: Smells Like Sailing Spirit Edition

By Skylar Li on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

Just because it’s cold doesn’t mean it’s time to become complacent, Bwogthinks…

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Bwog In Bed: Crossword Edition

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hot girls can't solve the wednesday puzzle
midnight baguette > midnight breakfast
spelling bee kinda goes off

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Field Notes: Finals Edition

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damn that one one hell of a shit sotry
don't waste the time i don't have
fuck my ex
i winged that shit
winter breakkkkkk

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Senior Wisdom: Angela Ye

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now you can pee ID-less
SEAS representation!
senior wisdom fall 2021
truffle cheese but make it sensual

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Barnumbia Merit Badges

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become a roar-ee scout
boy scout
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have fun!
join!
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things to collect!

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Columbia Reinstates Grab-And-Go Meals, Restricts Social Gatherings As COVID-19 Cases Spike

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breaking news
covid
covid-19
dining halls
masks
social gatherings
vaccines

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So You Decided To Host A Dinner Party: Dorm Room Edition

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heres to hoping its edible
What to cook when you stupidly decide to host a meal for your friends because goddamnit I’m an adult I can do this oh wait never mind I totally cannot.

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Bwog In Bed: Booster Edition

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bwog in bed
i am barely awake
i'm gonna sleep after posting this
i'm so tired rn and vaguely hungover
if you still have finals rip

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Senior Wisdom: Afra Ashraf

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do the tunnels even exist
is this bird a drone
Mustache <33
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