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Time To Adopt A Coffee Shop

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2016 6 Comments

NSOP is the perfect time to get settled in your new neighborhood, which includes finding your favorite dealer. Deciding who to pick up from can be easy: Birth control? Duane Reade. Grapes? Westside Market. But for other drugs, like caffeine, the choice can be much more complex. During your time at Columbia, you will develop […]

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Waking Up With Bwog: Waiting For Godon’t

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2016 0 Comments

Today is the fifth-going-on-fiftieth day of NSOP, and while your mandatory events and forced friendships seem to be killing you softly, don’t give up hope! Use this time to familiarize yourself with your campus, your peers, and your uni (seriously, memorize that ASAP). Other don’ts for the fifth day of NSOP: hook up with a floor-mate, visit home, use all […]

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Notes From The (NSLOPPY) Field

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2016 0 Comments

Since NSOP started on Monday, Bwog has received some pretty intriguing tips. From mascot makeovers to frosh dropping fifties (their $50 bracelets, that is), we’ve compiled some choice notes from the (very sloppy) field. During The Day: The Millie the Bear costume has changed, and it’s kind of horrifying. On the bright side, the fan […]

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Waking Up With Bwog: The Unrequited Love Of Required Activities

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2016 0 Comments

We took a look at today’s NSOP schedule and, well…we’re sorry. Just hold in there. Your required activities may look abysmal, but they only occupy a small fraction of the day. We suggest that you sleep in and grab your breakfast from Absolute Bagels to get your Wednesday started on the right foot. Hell, we’ll […]

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How To Change Your UWriting Or FroSci Section

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2016 0 Comments

Okay, so you’re done with your academic assemblies (and LitHum lecture/Q&A period). Yes, you could sleep or continue socializing or sit outside Butler smoking cigarettes (for the true Columbia experience), but you could also do something worthwhile with your time. In registering for classes, you might have been dismayed that you were assigned a University […]

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Waking Up With Bwog: Hold On To That Feeling

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2016 0 Comments

The first night where the sum total of the freshmen class was united has passed, but how do you feel? Tired? Homesick? Extremely hungover? Well, there’s no better cure to all of these problems like early morning mandatory academic events. Remember, you suffer through the patronizingly mandatory events of the day to get NSLOPPY at […]

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Making Memories In Mel’s: Your (Un)Official NSOP Pregame Playlist

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2016 0 Comments

NSOP isn’t complete with a handful of pregames being thrown on your floor, and we know that even the worst vodka can be made better with a good playlist. To help you make your pregame the “most lit” in Carman, we bring you two hours of hype music to get you excited to go out after […]

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Waking Up With Bwog: More Moving In Monday

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2016 2 Comments

Welcome to your first full day of NSOP! While the heavy-lifting (literally) of moving in is over for many of you, the more local students still have to haul shit into their rooms. Either way, there is more awkward social interaction to come! (The socializing is worth it if it gives you access to free […]

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Campus Activists Release 2016 “Disorientation Guide”

By Bwog Staff on Aug 28, 2016 17 Comments

The Disorientation Guide is back for NSOP 2016. Made by student activists, the “zine’s” purpose is to familiarize new students with campus activism and educate them on the various causes and how they can get involved. You can check out the 2016 guide here. This new version pulls from the 2014 iteration, re-purposing content such […]

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Deluxe Luncheonette Closes (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Aug 26, 2016 1 Comments

According to West Side Rag, Deluxe has closed for good. Its furniture was sold in an auction on Tuesday, and the phone rang off the hook when we tried to call today. The 113th St. diner’s closure comes nine months after it briefly shut down in December 2015 before re-opening a few days later due […]

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End Of Summer Playlist: Packing Procrastination

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2016 1 Comments

The summer is coming to an end, and you can no longer pretend that the school year isn’t about to start. Here’s a playlist to stop procrastinating and start packing (unless you’re already at CU for COÖP–have fun putting up with puerile poop jokes and not showering for four days–or as an OL–don’t get CAVA’d!). […]

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Bwog Wants You…To Help Make NSOP 2016 Slightly Less Terrible

By Bwog Staff on Aug 24, 2016 3 Comments

If you’re reading this, there’s a pretty good chance you attended NSOP. And if you attended NSOP, you almost definitely hated NSOP. Hating NSOP is, as the class of 2020 will soon discover, an integral part of the Columbia experience, just like parties in Carman doubles and forgetting we have a football team. This year’s orientation, […]

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Bwoglines: Don’t Try This Kids Edition

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bwoglines
bwoob: a bwog noob with boobs
free diagrams y'all they're a great way to waste time
i know physics
if you put your ear against alma you'll hear me wheezing and hacking away in my room
put ketchup on tomatoes today and it tasted GOOD
the amount of self-restraint that lion had...wow.
trying to bullshit through my physics exam was the least poetic reason to ever make some art

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Salad Days Are Truly Gone

Joanna Yu 0

sweet green is a status symbol
their bread is better than their salad
this brings a whole new meaning to street food

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38 Ways To Decorate The Sad, Still-Empty Walls Of Your Dorm Room

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anything can be art!
crafting with bwog
get decorating y'all!
prize to whoever hangs up everything on this list

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ESC Plans A SEAS Gala And Talks About CUMB

Lori Luo 0

class of 2023 is here
cumb
engineering prom
esc
esc has many opinions
fancy dance designs
lmao everyone in ESC is in CS or OR
yay i finally have friends

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SGA Tackles Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

Peyton Ayers 2

and inclusion
bwog
dei
diversity
equity
equity and inclusion is more powerful than diversity sounds good
how tf did we not have this position before now
sga
snaps for barnard

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Bwoglines: It’s October Now Edition

Sam Losee 0

bwoglines
i became a pile of sand while listening to this album
i got a google calendar notification i added LAST YEAR with a halloween costume recommendation for myself
i would do anything for kim petras
please....it's so spooky and good

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Field Notes: Sad Band Edition

Bwog Staff 1

#Bwogdisease
band
Bwog is sick
if all bwoggers died does bwog still exist
rush bwog
sad
sleep
stay healthy!
Wow i still have freshman plague

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Here Are The Best Places To Give Birth On Campus

Jordan Merrill 6

babies
birth
columbia baby autumn
comment and subscribe if you would give birth at any of these locations
if i had to choose i would do it on the fruit piles

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