Fuck it, they’re actually all just Dean Martin songs. I don’t give a fuck.

So angsty. So New York.

You’re too much of a coward to admit that you’ve never had a jug of milk poured on your head.

Spring weather, end-of-semester existential crises, and more drunkenness in this weekend’s field notes.

Yes, Bwog did things other than Bacchanal this weekend. No, it wasn’t just drinking.

Haven’t had enough Bacchanal content today? Neither have we. Without further ado, here’s what Bwog got up to during the festivities…

This list is a hell of a lot funnier when you imagine that only a singular person did all of these things within the span of a couple days.

Wooooh! Read more to find out what your lovely Bwog staff did over Spring Break.

There’s just something special about cats with thumbs…

Disclaimer: Both Bwog and Dante Alighieri do not condone underage drinking or illegal drug use.

Bwog had a pretty chill weekend, but some puked.

If you did some regrettable things under the influence recently, you may relate to some of the highlights of Bwog’s weekend. However, if you’re not a bibulous person, you can also read some of the cultured things Bwog did this weekend. To be featured, email tips@bwog.com.

Bwog hit some high highs and fell to some low lows over the winter break; below are some of the stories and misadventures from that time. Send in your hijinks to tips@bwog.com to be featured. Disclaimer: as ever, Bwog does not condone underage drinking or illegal drug use. Bwog Lived La Vida Loca Smoked a blunt a […]

As the last weekend of fall semester comes to a close, Columbia still manages to have some meaningful events: like Orgo Night, Primal Scream, and lots and lots of exams. :( Bwog Tries To Study Had a MIDTERM Finally sent out my resume/cover letter I swear I actually managed to study for finals Did not […]

Bwog found time to enjoy their last weekend before finals, and we hope you did too! Send in your stories to tips@bwog.com to be featured.  (Disclaimer: Bwog does not condone underage drinking or illegal drug use.) Bwog Is Happy And Fun Went to the St. A’s formal and was surprised I didn’t see anyone do […]