Here’s to hoping Bacchanal continues its tradition of having up-and-coming artists on their stage before their Best New Artist Grammy nomination.

Thought I’d share a few of the intrusive brainrot thoughtbabies that plague me daily (especially in and around Butler library)

Let down your hair, babygirl. Lousey’s home. 

Sometimes you need to just shit on the floor, amirite?

My mother, my country—do not abandon me.

“If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?” My response is, “Yeah, I would if I could.”

Columbia has gone sour. 

I had to tell someone. 

Um…apparently Minority Leader of the United States Senate Addison Mitchell McConnell III is becoming the new President of Columbia? 

A horsefly entered my room. I decided to interview him for the student news publication I write for. Here’s what happened.

When is Columbia adding a FilmHum class?

A sequel to Andy Weir’s hit 2011 novel The Martian has been released, this time taking place at Columbia’s campus!

Welcome to the Lime Lips Renaissance.

Ugh, homework.

*One night