Bwog’s journalists interview the JJ’s Milkshake Machine on its first night back after a heart-wrenching absence.

Welcome to the third episode of the Columbia x Harry Styles Fanfic series. This time, Harry and Y/N battle to take the stage at Bacchanal.

Bwog’s stellar journalists have recently tracked down the missing JJ’s Milkshake Machine after its tragic disappearance.  The Machine requests that the location of its discovery be kept confidential. Little is known about the Machine, apart from its gritty, beat-up appearance and thick, almost incomprehensible Jersey accent. The Machine’s pronouns are he/they.  Below is a transcript […]

Green M&M to become new President of Barnard College. Update: Elon Musk to become new President of Barnard College. Editor’s warning: Mentions of Elon Musk; unsexy candies.

Don't try this one at home. Er, at Faculty House.

We are all property of Latenite.

A dorm. A bed. How many? I guess you’ll have to read to find out.

A non-SEAS student (i.e., a Fu Fighter) weighs in. 

A coup by any other major—except political science—would be just as radical. 

Staff Writer Linus Glenhaber unravels a mystery of Morningside Heights.

Are you a graduating senior? Have you been asked at least once if you’re in any housing groups yet only to be hit with the realization that you’re a senior? Then existential dread may be the dorm for you!

We caught up with Lin-Manuel Miranda way back when. Now let’s find out what his bestie Matthew Morrison is getting himself into on campus!

What’s he up to?

In the style of many a Bwog post prior, we spend 12 hours in a location and see what we find. This time, we explore the inner musings of one of our own Bwoggers.

Don’t forget! It’s Primal Scream tonight!